Q1. A string of independent forms
Q2. Acorns
Q3. All I want is a chance to prove it
Q4. Alone in your bedsit with cheap porn
Q5.Always wiggling your arse
Q6.Are you on Prozac?
Q7. 'ave a banana!
Q8. Big's in this season
Q9. Certainly to my mind, his 3rd best film.
Q10. Close to the meat...
Q11. Cold, infested rat holes!
Q12. Come on, lets fuck off home
Q13. Cover yourself up love
Q14. Daddy Cool
Q15. Don't let them dress you up like a giant cock!
Q16. Everyone *except* my cousin Adam
Q17. Fetch me my tools!
Q18. Frozen in the headlights of the 20th Century
Q19. Get off me, you bummer
Q20. Get off me, you Joey
Q21. Happy Days
Q22. He who laughs last, laughs longest
Q23. He's funny, in't he?
Q24. How sexy am I?
Q25. Huge!
Q26. I am a man. A monkey man
Q27. I can't afford it
Q28. I can't believe she's sleeping with her boss
Q29. I don't care if you've saved up all your 50ps
Q30. I fancy a pint of Guinness
Q31. I hadn't thought of that
Q32. I hope you never leave
Q33. I know you don't have much in the way of assets
Q34. I like my face!
Q35. I love it when a plan comes together...
Q36. I sometimes *hear* her...
Q37. I think we should descale the teapot
Q38. I want you to see me as a whole
Q39. I was tired of our endless clashing
Q40. I'll change its little hutch
Q41. I'm Andy McDowell
Q42. I'm gonna have to let you go
Q43. I'm not a monster
Q44. I'm sorry about your kite
Q45. I'm the stupid one. I've always been the stupid one
Q46. I'm wearing nothing at all
Q47. Is it because I sang the music from the kia ora advert?
Q48. It requires draining a man of his blood and replacing it with Tizer
Q49. Its all in front of you like a wheelbarrow
Q50. Its like a cultural exchange thing
Q51. Its not finished. Its finished
Q52. Its the village of the damned!
Q53. It's ups and downs
Q54. I've been naughty
Q55. I've had enough of this keeping fit, its too bloody dangerous.
Q56. Last night was A1 Tip Top
Q57. Lets weave
Q58. Like a little flower
Q59. Like leaves from a once green oak
Q60. Man, she's good
Q61. Maybe not in such a whiney voice
Q62. My teeth hurt
Q63. Nice Arse
Q64. No reason, I just, I need him
Q65. No thanks, twelves my limit
Q66. No, you're a stupid cock
Q67. Nobody's listening
Q68. Oh look, wrestling
Q69. Only physically
Q70. Ooo, what a surprise! An unreliable girlfriend
Q71. Preferably with a swear-word in the title
Q72. Pull my finger
Q73. Riding him like a bitch from hell
Q74. She's the devil in an A-cup
Q75. Shows Over
Q76. Step on it
Q77. That could have been a little bit embarrasing
Q78. That was close, he nearly went disco on us
Q79. That's enough of that
Q80. That's in the history
Q81. That's never happened to me before
Q82. The bandana is it?
Q83. There are hundreds of off-licences in this area
Q84. They are the true creators, aren't they?
Q85. They're all writers
Q86. They're me souvenirs...
Q87. This... is the good shit
Q88. This island of calm in the ocean of life
Q89. Trying... to avoid... cliches...
Q90. Using a Cleaning Spray
Q91. Viano tormente
Q92. We can see each other every day
Q93. We'll make them all pay
Q94. Well that's love innit? A load of old wank
Q95. We've both got "I"s in our names
Q96. What's Prada?
Q97. When you said "well"... did you mean "shite"?
Q98. Where *were* you???
Q99. Why does everyone keep talking about my arse?
Q100. You can't drink a pint of bovril!
Q101. You know about the deal?
Q102. You know what piece I mean...
Q103. You lucky people!
Q104. You owe me £20
Q105. You'd be dead in 4 years...
Q106. You're so damaged!
Q107. You're the best aunty I've ever had
Q108. You're thinking: Its Sunday, I'd rather be in bed