Hollyoaks, The thread they said would never happen Options

[Starscream`s Gho...]

Bets on who's going to get raped next? It's been an age, we must be due for one.

I'd laugh if it were Jake. By Justin.

[Zoe]

Jake will almost definitely rape Nancy.

[Starscream`s Gho...]

Jake will almost definitely rape Nancy.

Because that relationship isn't quite fucked-up enough already.

[Jubei]

I reckon domestic rape of Nancy by Jake. Perhaps.

Jake will almost definitely rape Nancy.

So that's a given then.

Niall is a twat. That storyline isn't going anywhere fast. Tell them you're their brother, problem solved.

And poor Max. My boyfriends leaving me. Get over it man. Am I right in thinking that the actress who plays Summer is actually taking over as the lead in The Sound of Music? Have we mentioned that already?

Also what's going on with Josh? I may not be able to tell you who'll be raped next, but I'd put money on him being the next one to try and off themselves. And Fletch will be the next to spiral into a drug problem. Obvioulsy.

This post has been edited by Jubei: Feb 7 2008, 01:25 PM

[lola]

Yes, Summer was a plant, she was already chosen to be in the Sound of Music, and someone came up with a plan to get her in a soap first.

[Starscream`s Gho...]

Yes, Summer was a plant, she was already chosen to be in the Sound of Music, and someone came up with a plan to get her in a soap first.

For 'someone' read 'scumbag'.

[Zoe]

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. If you don't like Hollyoaks, get out of the Hollyoaks thread.

Summer was a good character, and the Andrew Lloyd Webber stuff was genius. Pure hilarity from start to finish. The sing-stalking was great.

Fletch on drugs is one of my favourite storylines, it's come totally out of left field. I genuinely don't know where they're going with it.

I think they may have run out of storylines with Josh. Now Beth's back, perhaps we'll see the Rhys/Beth incestuous love fest come out, that'll give Josh something to do - vomit.

Thank God they're getting rid of Katy.

[Starscream`s Gho...]

If you don't like Hollyoaks, get out of the Hollyoaks thread.

Summer was a good character, and the Andrew Lloyd Webber stuff was genius. Pure hilarity from start to finish. The sing-stalking was great.

I do like Hollyoaks, and that's the point. If they want to promote second-string actresses who no one cares about, do it on some godawful BBC1 show with Graham Norton.

[Outatime]

I don't know who any of these people are, I should watch Hollyoaks more often. They could do with another Rob Hawthorne (?) (the one that was after Lucy), evil villains returning are all good fun, they tried it with Sam but he got killed on his first come back, where's the use in that?!

[Zoe]

I do like Hollyoaks, and that's the point. If they want to promote second-string actresses who no one cares about, do it on some godawful BBC1 show with Graham Norton.

It was a stroke of genius.

Worth it for Webber's acting alone.

[Starscream`s Gho...]

Worth it for Webber's acting alone.

Terrible.

And yet still better than 90% of the regular cast.

[Zoe]

I liked how he kept grabbing her by the shoulders. I thought we might be due for an unexpected raping.

Worst actor in Hollyoaks? Katy or the new goth Valentine - what is the point of those two half siblings?

Summer was one of the few decent actresses in the show. She was one of the only actresses. I know a veteran actor who did some work on Hollyoaks recently and he was bemoaning the lack of talent or training throughout the cast.

Thank goodness for the likes of Steph and Michaela.

[Starscream`s Gho...]

Worst actor in Hollyoaks?

Chris, surely. I know girls who can play 'venomous queen' better than he can.

[Jubei]

No, it's got to be the new boy semi-valentine. Dodgy painter boy. I imagine he'd be unconvincing if you met him in the street, just being himself. He sounds like he's half singing most of the time.

[princess_shrek]

I do like Hollyoaks, and that's the point.

I am going to have this framed