Hollyoaks, The thread they said would never happen Options

[Jubei]

I felt very sorry for Jack though.  His life's ruined.

That character has had a lot of shit recently. I'm not even sure how something good can happen for Jack now, so maybe they're going to kill him off with another heart attack. Has he been in Hollyoaks since the start?

ETA: Nope, he's beaten by Tony Hutchinson, only original cast member since 1995. Jack's been in it since 1996. Max since 1997 and (the current) Darren since 1999.

This post has been edited by Jubei: May 12 2008, 10:53 AM

[Withnail]

So, is Newts mate real or completely in his head. I know what my money's on.

So Hollyoaks has turned into an extended version of 'Drop Dead Fred'?

This post has been edited by Withnail: May 12 2008, 11:28 AM

[Starscream`s Gho...]

They did that with Bombhead, anyway.

[Jubei]

All I have to say regarding yesterdays first look/todays episode is AT BLOODY LAST! That storyline has taken so long to get to the obvious reveal. Also, it was quite chilling. Especially the video. Boy's got issues.

[princess_shrek]

Tonight's episode is so sad *sobs*

[Jubei]

*sob* indeed I was actually quite sad. After everything that's happened, I thought, can't they just have a nice wedding. Then Mira starts screaming and I thought, it is hollyoaks after all. And then that! Poor Tom. Also, what happened to Newt in the end?

[lola]

I only saw some of the episodes this week - has nobody asked how, given that she only got pregnant at Christmas (that was when they hatched the plan, right?) Tina has managed to produce a baby that's 3 months premature but seems to need minimal medical intervention?

Is this one of those it happens faster in soap land babies?

This post has been edited by lola: Jul 6 2008, 05:42 PM

[princess_shrek]

I only saw some of the episodes this week - has nobody asked how, given that she only got pregnant at Christmas (that was when they hatched the plan, right?) Tina has managed to produce a baby that's 3 months premature but seems to need minimal medical intervention?

The doctor delivering the baby said he was over 30 weeks - Tony told him he'd got his dates wrong and that he was a big baby; everyone seems to have accepted that.

[lola]

Bless them. Wonder when that's going to come out.

[Jubei]

I have twi things to say:

1. At last.

2. I predict Kieran will be in a coma/dead/amnesiac within the next week, if not the next episode.

[Zoe]

I have two things to say:

CRAIG DEAN!!!!!!

OMFG

[Jubei]

I have two things to say:

CRAIG DEAN!!!!!!

OMFG

He looks like he's wearing even more make up than before. Also, was he in Dublin or the Costa del Sol? Did I miss something there?

I predict the next rape: Either an attempted rape of Steph by Niles, but he won't be allowed to actually get away with it, or Michaela's gonna rape Mike, possibly in his sleep. I can't see any other obvious rape storylines coming up and there must be one in the offiing.

This post has been edited by Jubei: Sep 4 2008, 07:08 AM

[Jimmay]

I predict the next rape:  Either an attempted rape of Steph by Niles,

That ones been coming for ages though. I'm starting to think there won't be a single rape in the forseeable future.

[Zoe]

He looks like he's wearing even more make up than before. Also, was he in Dublin or the Costa del Sol? Did I miss something there?

He's all lovely and toasty brown, like a yummy bread roll.

He's even more chiseled than when he left - it's surely only a matter of time before the vest sex resumes.

So has Myra found out then? I've not been watching recently, but now Craig's back that's all about to change. I'll be curled up in my duvet on Sunday, enjoying his perfect jaw and angry/confused/longing stares at pasty JP.

That ones been coming for ages though.  I'm starting to think there won't be a single rape in the forseeable future.

That's crazy talk!

I think Michaela might rape Barnesy.

[Jubei]

So has Myra found out then? I've not been watching recently

No, Kieran has found out. He met Niles foster mum. He's actually called Matthew, and she had a picture of Matthew and his girlfriend (Steph, obvioulsy). Apparently he's always been a bit of a mental as far as forming relationships with people and pets.

Now that Kieran knows, this is why I predict he will soon end up in a coma/dead/amnesiac, before he gets the chance to tell anyone. This would also serve to add spice to the Kieran/JP/Craig vest/low-V-neck triangle.