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> Affleck`s a bastard!!!, Engaged to Garner?
Zoe
post Apr 21 2005, 03:07 PM
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The films are excellent (though I much prefer the first to the second)...

...but good grief those arms...



...they are a distraction.
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post Apr 21 2005, 03:11 PM
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See, I really like Damon as an actor but he does nothing for me girlie-wise. Neither does Affleck (though it could be the teeth. He still has his baby teeth, from the looks of it...) - and I'm inclined to agree that BFleck is generally at his best in the Kevin Smith ouvre.

Best of luck to him and Jen, tho. They seem happy. And I'd like it to work out if only to justify how any woman could walk away from Michael Vartan (squeal!) so easily. She's a stronger woman than me...
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post Apr 21 2005, 03:16 PM
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*Turns into Matt Damon string puppet*

"Matt Damon"

*returns to normal*

Sorry, had to do that, Must get Team America World Police on dvd
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post Apr 21 2005, 03:19 PM
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Did you hear why they represent Matt this way in the film?

"Stone, was surprised when Damon's puppet came out of the oven looking nothing like they were expecting him to.

He says, "When we looked at the plans for his head he looked good, but when we came out of the oven he just looked retarded. I think it was well thought out.

"Honestly, I think Matt Damon is one of the better actors around. I think he's a pretty great actor. He's pretty talented. And for no real reason, he is retarded in this movie."

It made me giggle so much.
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post Apr 21 2005, 03:22 PM
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Oh come on...we all know Affleck's best role was in Dazed and Confused. wink.gif
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post Apr 21 2005, 03:27 PM
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All the Kevin Smith films have made me laugh. Especially since they all seem to take the piss out of the films before and the actors in them. "Chasing Amy" and the like... even though Affleck and Damon both starred in that Mork movie.

"I mean talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this?!"
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post Apr 21 2005, 03:29 PM
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"What the fuck is the Internet?"

"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

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post Apr 21 2005, 03:31 PM
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Matt Damon has too much meat in his face.
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post Apr 21 2005, 03:31 PM
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post Apr 21 2005, 03:33 PM
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They'd be nothing without Smith, without him Miramax wouldn't have even looked at the script for 'Good Will Hunting'.

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post Apr 21 2005, 04:08 PM
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QUOTE (Punkass @ Apr 21 2005, 10:22 AM)
Oh come on...we all know Affleck's best role was in Dazed and Confused. wink.gif
"This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... fuck her."
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Oh him! Yeah, he's great!. smile.gif
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post Apr 21 2005, 05:14 PM
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QUOTE (Zoe @ Apr 21 2005, 04:29 PM)
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."
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Wow! The way things are going that should be the tag line for these forums! smile.gif
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post Apr 21 2005, 05:39 PM
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Give us a week...
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post Apr 22 2005, 12:39 PM
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I don't know why but his scene in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back when he makes hand gestures to indicate 'fictional characters' cracks me up every time.
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post Apr 22 2005, 01:39 PM
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QUOTE (gulfcoast_highwayman @ Apr 22 2005, 01:39 PM)
I don't know why but his scene in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back when he makes hand gestures to indicate 'fictional characters' cracks me up every time.
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That`s one of my favourite bits of the film.

Let`s be honest though, the real star of that flick is Will Ferrell.
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