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 Apr 13 2007, 02:58 PM
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Addict  Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,405 Joined: 22-July 05 From: Leeds, UK Member No.: 4,256  |
QUOTE (Shack @ Apr 13 2007, 03:49 PM) Here, let me spit on a hanky....  so, that's what the kids are calling it these days... |
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Apr 13 2007, 03:05 PM
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You do scribble Group: Senior Members Posts: 14,968 Joined: 7-October 04 From: East Member No.: 2,423 |
QUOTE (dandan @ Apr 13 2007, 03:58 PM) so, that's what the kids are calling it these days... The sad thing is, Shack genuinely wanted to get the gravy out of her pants. He just missed his big opportunity with Myleene! |
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Apr 13 2007, 03:15 PM
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Live And Let Pie Group: Senior Members Posts: 9,166 Joined: 18-February 05 From: Leeds Member No.: 3,441 |
QUOTE (Jessopjessopjessop @ Apr 13 2007, 03:05 PM) The sad thing is, Shack genuinely wanted to get the gravy out of her pants. He just missed his big opportunity with Myleene! I knew I should have bullyflirted with her. Fucking gravy. |
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Apr 13 2007, 03:17 PM
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Early 80's Tom Hanks Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,693 Joined: 6-October 05 From: Isle of Dogs, London Member No.: 4,536 |
QUOTE (Shack @ Apr 13 2007, 04:15 PM) Fucking gravy. I've just discovered the product that's going to make me a millionaire. |
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Apr 13 2007, 03:18 PM
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Live And Let Pie Group: Senior Members Posts: 9,166 Joined: 18-February 05 From: Leeds Member No.: 3,441 |
QUOTE (empathy-with-beast @ Apr 13 2007, 03:17 PM) I've just discovered the product that's going to make me a millionaire. For some reason I expected to see: "So that's what the kids are calling it these days" again. I'm glad it wasn't. I want in (that can be the slogan). |
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Apr 13 2007, 03:18 PM
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You do scribble Group: Senior Members Posts: 14,968 Joined: 7-October 04 From: East Member No.: 2,423 |
QUOTE (empathy-with-beast @ Apr 13 2007, 04:17 PM) I've just discovered the product that's going to make me a millionaire. In combination with a wanking glove? Maybe the glove itself could excrete the gravy, like those bizarre Braun razors which ejaculated when you shaved. |
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Apr 13 2007, 03:30 PM
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Early 80's Tom Hanks Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,693 Joined: 6-October 05 From: Isle of Dogs, London Member No.: 4,536 |
QUOTE (Shack @ Apr 13 2007, 04:18 PM) I want in (that can be the slogan). You'll be the focus of the advertising campaign, like a Mr Kipling for sex jelly. "I was having some trouble rear ending an M&S model in the woods" said Mr Shackelton... This post has been edited by empathy-with-beast: Apr 13 2007, 03:31 PM |
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Apr 13 2007, 03:34 PM
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You do scribble Group: Senior Members Posts: 14,968 Joined: 7-October 04 From: East Member No.: 2,423 |
QUOTE (empathy-with-beast @ Apr 13 2007, 04:30 PM) "I was having some trouble rear ending an M&S model in the woods" said Mr Shackelton... He does make exceedingly good anal sex |
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Apr 13 2007, 03:36 PM
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When doves cry Group: Senior Members Posts: 6,660 Joined: 6-October 05 Member No.: 4,533 |
Looking for a new sexual buzz on the cutting edge of wanking technology? Why not try the all new Bisto Glove!
Ahhh, Bisto... |
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Apr 13 2007, 03:41 PM
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Early 80's Tom Hanks Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,693 Joined: 6-October 05 From: Isle of Dogs, London Member No.: 4,536 |
Or...
nggGGgghhhh! UH! uh.......Bisto.. |
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Apr 13 2007, 03:43 PM
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When doves cry Group: Senior Members Posts: 6,660 Joined: 6-October 05 Member No.: 4,533 |
Hmmmmnnnggggaaaahhhhhhhhh BISTO!
Cue brown and white facial. Nice. Come to think of it, and I may be wrong here, but wasn't that how the black and white minstrels used to apply their makeup? This post has been edited by zeden: Apr 13 2007, 03:47 PM |
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Apr 13 2007, 03:45 PM
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Live And Let Pie Group: Senior Members Posts: 9,166 Joined: 18-February 05 From: Leeds Member No.: 3,441 |
QUOTE (empathy-with-beast @ Apr 13 2007, 03:30 PM) You'll be the focus of the advertising campaign, like a Mr Kipling for sex jelly. "I was having some trouble rear ending an M&S model in the woods" said Mr Shackelton... I'll forgive the fact that you spelt my name wrong just so I can be King Sex Jelly. Myleene won't know what hit her. (in the arse) |
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Apr 13 2007, 03:52 PM
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Early 80's Tom Hanks Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,693 Joined: 6-October 05 From: Isle of Dogs, London Member No.: 4,536 |
We can borrow from the Hovis adverts as well, with the New World Symphony playing over the sex shot in the glowing morning light...It'll be like a romanticised version of that condom advert with the old guy who used to call his reusable one Geronimo.
Or like the adverts for Brain's breweries in Wales: Mr Shackleton's Fucking Gravy: It's Shack's you want. We can do a tie in promotion with Mr Brain's faggots. This post has been edited by empathy-with-beast: Apr 13 2007, 03:53 PM |
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Apr 18 2007, 08:39 AM
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All out of mercy today. Group: Senior Members Posts: 7,109 Joined: 30-November 05 From: Here to Eternity (Just outside Bolton) Member No.: 4,706 |
The volvic advert with thde puppet volcano and the puppet dinosaur.
The volcano is voiced by Matt Berry, n'est-ce pas? |
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Apr 18 2007, 09:07 AM
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We gotta make the planet safe for the kiddies Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,683 Joined: 4-October 04 From: In the Southstand, watching the WORLD Champions. Member No.: 2,367 |
Please settle an argument for me.
What were the first Lynx adverts to use the makes-women-do-stupid-things line? My mate says it was the caveman ones but I'm sure there were others before that. |
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