 Crap Movies Made Good!, What awful film should be remade? |
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 Mar 14 2007, 09:58 AM
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Ade Flanders  Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 14,204 Joined: 2-October 04 From: the moment I could first write, I KNEW that I wanted to be an internet forum moderator... Member No.: 2,296  |
As the title suggests, what waste of celluloid would you like to see re-imagined, re-written, re-acted, whatever? In the wake of the Great 'Awful' Films thread, I figured that this might bring up some interesting suggestions...
So come on, let's 'ave 'em, people! |
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Mar 14 2007, 10:01 AM
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Alley Viper Group: Senior Members Posts: 11,843 Joined: 29-December 04 From: Cobra Island Member No.: 3,024 |
The Avengers. That series deserves better than what it got.
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Mar 14 2007, 10:01 AM
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"Mus" à gauche, "TANG" Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 15,567 Joined: 11-November 04 From: London Member No.: 2,740 |
QUOTE (Ade @ Mar 14 2007, 09:58 AM) As the title suggests, what waste of celluloid would you like to see re-imagined, re-written, re-acted, whatever? In the wake of the Great 'Awful' Films thread, I figured that this might bring up some interesting suggestions... So come on, let's 'ave 'em, people!  The Avengers. It looked fantastic, and had a nice "bonkers" element, but there was no chemistry whatsoever between the leads, and the script was pretty dire (or the delivery of it). |
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Mar 14 2007, 10:02 AM
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Alley Viper Group: Senior Members Posts: 11,843 Joined: 29-December 04 From: Cobra Island Member No.: 3,024 |
QUOTE (Sostie @ Mar 14 2007, 10:01 AM) The Avengers. It looked fantastic, and had a nice "bonkers" element, but there was no chemistry whatsoever between the leads, and the script was pretty dire (or the delivery of it). Ok, that was spooky. |
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Mar 14 2007, 10:05 AM
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"Mus" à gauche, "TANG" Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 15,567 Joined: 11-November 04 From: London Member No.: 2,740 |
QUOTE (Starscream`s Ghost @ Mar 14 2007, 10:02 AM) Ok, that was spooky. It's a spooky kinda forum |
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Mar 14 2007, 10:16 AM
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Money ... Group: Senior Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 14-October 04 From: 14 carat yacht - what? (Going wow!) Member No.: 2,511 |
As a fan of the TV series, i say 'leave well enough alone'. You know it will be Keira Knightley as Emma, right? No thanks.
There are all kinds of 80s B-movies which have excellent scripts and storylines but not enough exposure or just, cheap production values. I will have a think. Sefi x |
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Mar 14 2007, 10:18 AM
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"Mus" à gauche, "TANG" Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 15,567 Joined: 11-November 04 From: London Member No.: 2,740 |
Running Man - its an enjoyable comp fest, but do it closer to the story in the novel. One of the greatest sci-fi actioners ever is there to be made.
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Mar 14 2007, 10:31 AM
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Alley Viper Group: Senior Members Posts: 11,843 Joined: 29-December 04 From: Cobra Island Member No.: 3,024 |
AvP.
Come on, someone was bound to say it. |
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Mar 14 2007, 10:45 AM
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"Mus" à gauche, "TANG" Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 15,567 Joined: 11-November 04 From: London Member No.: 2,740 |
QUOTE (Starscream`s Ghost @ Mar 14 2007, 10:31 AM) AvP. Come on, someone was bound to say it. I liked it 
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Mar 14 2007, 10:57 AM
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Alley Viper Group: Senior Members Posts: 11,843 Joined: 29-December 04 From: Cobra Island Member No.: 3,024 |
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Mar 14 2007, 10:57 AM
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Death of The Party Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,893 Joined: 5-January 06 Member No.: 4,801 |
Is....is this Bizarro thread now?
This post has been edited by Rua: Mar 14 2007, 10:58 AM |
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Mar 14 2007, 11:01 AM
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Alley Viper Group: Senior Members Posts: 11,843 Joined: 29-December 04 From: Cobra Island Member No.: 3,024 |
QUOTE (Rua @ Mar 14 2007, 10:57 AM) Is....is this Bizarro thread now? Hey Rua, remember that time Sostie said "I liked AvP" and you asked "Is this the Bizarro thread"? That was freakin' sweet. |
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Mar 14 2007, 11:01 AM
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"Mus" à gauche, "TANG" Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 15,567 Joined: 11-November 04 From: London Member No.: 2,740 |
C'mon...any film with "vs" in the middle of the title is not going to be anymore than dumb fun. If it didn't have such outstanding films in the individual franchises expectations wouldn't have been so high.
Take its on its own merits and enjoy it. |
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Mar 14 2007, 11:03 AM
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We gotta make the planet safe for the kiddies Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,679 Joined: 4-October 04 From: In the Southstand, watching the WORLD Champions. Member No.: 2,367 |
Remake the Dukes Of Hazzard, but this time with Matt Damon & Ben Affleck as Bo & Luke.
The HoYay would blow every gaydar in the world. Anne Hathaway as Daisy, with her tits out to prove she's a grown up actress would also be good. |
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Mar 14 2007, 11:08 AM
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Alley Viper Group: Senior Members Posts: 11,843 Joined: 29-December 04 From: Cobra Island Member No.: 3,024 |
QUOTE (Sostie @ Mar 14 2007, 11:01 AM) Take its on its own merits and enjoy it. I tried to. I tried see it as dumb fun. But there just wasn't enough fighting between the Aliens and Preds. There was waaaay too much human interference. Two hours of Aliens and Preds kicking seven bells of shite out of each other, that's what we want. |
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