Hollyoaks, The thread they said would never happen Options

[Zoe]

Why does Elliot suddenly fancy Sarah? In fact, why does anyone fancy Sarah?

She iz rubz.

[Jubei]

I always wondered why they made her into the model character. She's not that pretty and she wears really bad clothes. I think the other day was the first time I saw Elliot without his hat on. I always thought he was going to get together with Steph, and then with JP, and now Sarah?

[Outatime]

Well they had Mandy as a model and she had really bad skin, the poor girl used to have the foundation laid on with a trowel to cover her acne.

[Jimmay]

My sister's mate used to go out with Sarah (or at least the actress who played her) and aparently she used to be a lot fitter. Hollyoaks is due for a cull of the actors that they brought on young in the hope that they would grow up attractive but it all went a bit wrong, i.e. Michaela.

[Zoe]

They can't have thought Michaela was going to turn into a Nuts model, surely? She's one of the few people in 'Hollyoaks' who appear to have been cast because they can act.

Sarah on the other hand, isn't attractive enough to be a model and is a terrible actress. She also turned Craig Dean into a 'gay', which ruins it for the rest of us... though it was fun to watch. *sighs* vest sex.

Anyway, Mandy was ten times more attractive than Sarah, who also has a weird scar on her face that is never mentioned. This strikes me as ironic, as they had a whole storyline about a girl with a disfiguring scar on her face - that in reality was invisible.

I miss Darlene's boobs. She would have never have let Craig go gay on her watch.

[Outatime]

they had a whole storyline about a girl with a disfiguring scar on her face - that in reality was invisible.

Who had that? The only non existent soap scar I can think of was Carmella in Neighbours.

[Zoe]

Darlene.

Justin pushed her through a plate glass window at her birthday party.

It was pretty funny.

[Jimmay]

Darlene.

Justin pushed her through a plate glass window at her birthday party.

It was pretty funny.

It was not funny! The poor girl was horribly disfigured and everyone stared at her horendous scar which ravaged her fa...oh, no, hang on a second. You're right, it was funny.

[Jubei]

Sarah on the other hand, isn't attractive enough to be a model and is a terrible actress. She also turned Craig Dean into a 'gay', which ruins it for the rest of us... though it was fun to watch. *sighs* vest sex.

I always thought Craig was gay from the first moment the Deans entered the show, with his girly hair and his make up. I'm amazed he took that many years to come out.

[Jimmay]

I always thought Craig was gay from the first moment the Deans entered the show, with his girly hair and his make up. I'm amazed he took that many years to come out.

What ever happened to the guy who lost the Dog in a bet. I missed the conclusion of that storyline? I was reminded that he existed because he was constantly laying into Craig for being gay and is actually gay in real life which I found amusing.

[Jubei]

He won £200,000 in a betting binge, came to buy the Dog back in the nick of time, found Jess had replaced the money with pants and ran away, pursued her for a bit, then came back with big plans about how he'd invested his last £50 in a get rich quick scheme, quickly lost that, lived on the streets for a bit and then I think he just slouched off, although he may still be living on the street.

[Zoe]

I always thought Craig was gay from the first moment the Deans entered the show, with his girly hair and his make up. I'm amazed he took that many years to come out.

Funny, I always thought he was a criminally underused comic actor, and total hottie.

Even when it was inappropriate to think he was a hottie, i.e. when he was in school uniform.



*sighs*

And he's not really gay, he just really, really, really likes John Paul... and bum sex.

What ever happened to the guy who lost the Dog in a bet.  I missed the conclusion of that storyline? I was reminded that he existed because he was constantly laying into Craig for being gay and is actually gay in real life which I found amusing.

Darren 'evil for no reason' Osbourne is gay?! I am genuinely surprised.

I love him, he's so arch.

Him 'helping' Craig to see what kind of girl his girlfriend was, by having sex with her on a sofa when he knew Craig would walk in on them, was brilliant.

I didn't like it when he was shagging slabface though, partially because I thought he and Zoe were so cute together and partially because Jess is a twat.

[princess_shrek]

He won £200,000 in a betting binge, came to buy the Dog back in the nick of time, found Jess had replaced the money with pants and ran away, pursued her for a bit, then came back with big plans about how he'd invested his last £50 in a get rich quick scheme, quickly lost that, lived on the streets for a bit and then I think he just slouched off, although he may still be living on the street.

Jack gave him some money to disappear and never come back, but couldn't then let him go through with it and took him back to the Dog. I couldn't tell you what's happened since as I only have time to watch the Sunday omnibus these days.

[Zoe]

For anyone who doubts Summer's credentials, she was nominated for an Olivier today:

Last year’s Best Supporting Performance In A Musical nominee and new Maria in The Sound Of Music, Summer Strallen, is nominated for Best Actress In A Musical for her performance in The Drowsy Chaperone.

Jubes, we were right apparently Jake rapes Nancy on their wedding night.

In other news, how bad is incest sister? Her acting last night was totally lamentably unbelievable - and not just because she agreed to marry teen wolf.

[Outatime]

Darlene.

Justin pushed her through a plate glass window at her birthday party.

It was pretty funny.

I remember now, it was when Justin was being bad. Then Ali killed the school bully and got run over.