Hollyoaks, The thread they said would never happen Options

[ronlogan1977]

My mate met the guy who plays Tony. He said he was a very nice but very shy bloke. Nothing beats my sisters meeting the guy who who plays Bombhead though. She was introduced to him but she was under the impression he was in Emmerdale. When he realised she hadnt the first fucking clue who was he looked really hurt.

[Zoe]

I'd be far more tempted to mess about with Becca, have Lee as my bezzie mate and be the lovable prankster that always gets on Tony's tits.

Oooh good game, what kind of character would you be in 'Hollyoaks'?

I like your idea of messing with Becca - at least it'll get her and Jake apart and end this wedding storyline bollocks, though I am enjoying Frankie's desperate pushing of the sausage roll style reception.

I'd like to play a hedonistic party girl (in a Nicole Richie stylie) who swans into the village and spots little Craig Dean's potential. I would then proceed to sweep him off his feet in a Izzy/Jack Neighbours style, which would in turn make Darlene (and her knockers) bitterly jealous.

Me and Darlene would then have a drunken cat fight outside the Dog.

[Marty]

When he realised she hadnt the first fucking clue who was he looked really hurt.

Good!

[Shack]

Oooh good game, what kind of character would you be in 'Hollyoaks'?

I like your idea of messing with Becca - at least it'll get her and Jake apart and end this wedding storyline bollocks, though I am enjoying Frankie's desperate pushing of the sausage roll style reception.

I'd like to play a hedonistic party girl (in a Nicole Richie stylie) who swans into the village and spots little Craig Dean's potential. I would then proceed to sweep him off his feet in a Izzy/Jack Neighbours style, which would in turn make Darlene (and her knockers) bitterly jealous.

Me and Darlene would then have a drunken cat fight outside the Dog.

I think my character would probably arrive by hot-air balloon and would probably have a clause in his contract that he did his own stunt-work but never had any serious storylines. I would also make sure little Tom Cunningham became the comedy genius he so clearly is, possibly by dressing him up as other people from Hollyoaks and getting him to do impressions of them.

I would also eventually become the landlord of the Dog when Jack pops his clogs ensuring a more top quality pub atmosphere, including pictures of fjords and a portrait of the Queen on the wall, probably with a moustache drawn on.

[super_horse]

I would be a part of a new couple and move next door to the hunters and then introduce Les and what ever his wifes called to group sex. A simple yet captivating storyline

This post has been edited by super_horse: Aug 22 2005, 02:37 PM

[Jessopjessopjess...]

I'd be a brooding young man with floppy hair and an overwhelming range of wifebeater vests. I'm first seen committing a petty crime and in danger of doing time in a young offenders institute, until a rich and impressively-eyebrowed attorny takes me under his mansion-sized wing to befriend his nerdy yet stylish son, and I fall in love with the stick-insect next door and punch out the local water-polo captain.



Hang on...

[super_horse]

an overwhelming range of wifebeater vests.

[Zoe]

I'd be a brooding young man with floppy hair and an overwhelming range of wifebeater vests. I'm first seen committing a petty crime and in danger of doing time in a young offenders institute, until a rich and impressively-eyebrowed attorny takes me under his mansion-sized wing to befriend his nerdy yet stylish son, and I fall in love with the stick-insect next door and punch out the local water-polo captain.

Welcome to Hollyoaks...bitch.

[ronlogan1977]

Id settle for being Jake. Shags Lisa but apologises and gets back with Becca. Plus he gets to spend time outdoors.

[whixie]

And I still miss Brian, the Lone Goth™

I liked Brian too.


Blimey Zoe, you weren't kidding about Darlene's baps! Heeeeoooowge.

I caught the death episode on Sunday morning so I got to see Justin go: 'He's daaaayyyyyd!' when Ally kicked it. I love Hollyoaks. It's awful trash and the characters yell at each other all the time.

edit:

Mandy's weird knee

Ooooh, I'd forgotten about that. I'll be glued to the screen next time she's on, trying to see it. It'll be like You've Been Framed all over again.

This post has been edited by whixie: Aug 22 2005, 04:22 PM

[Zoe]

Blimey Zoe, you weren't kidding about Darlene's baps!  Heeeeoooowge.

I almost wish they'd never been pointed out to me - they're everso distracting.

[PrincessKate]

If I was in Hollyoaks I'd want to be the kid who was even less cool than Cameron, thus giving him self confidence. He would then repay me by boinking me. A simple tale, but beautifully told.



This post has been edited by PrincessKate: Aug 22 2005, 04:33 PM

[Zoe]

If I was in Hollyoaks I'd want to be the kid who was even less cool than Cameron, thus giving him self confidence. He would then repay me by boinking me. A simple tale, but beautifully told.

If ever a boy needed a good boink it's Cameron, though he'd probably wear rubber gloves.

[PrincessKate]

If ever a boy needed a good boink it's Cameron, though he'd probably wear rubber gloves.

The poor thing, no wonder he's being dropped at some point this year. They never gave him the chance he deserved. He was far too good for Lisa, anyway.

[whixie]

If ever a boy needed a good boink it's Cameron, though he'd probably wear rubber gloves.

I'd boink Cameron. Not too sure about the rubber gloves though.