 Black Books Quotes, Which are your fave's??? |
 Jul 18 2005, 05:03 PM
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okay, so Black Books is great! lets face it!
 so, what are your favourite quotes from the likes of Bernard, Manny and Fran...?? my fave's are: BERNARD: Don't you ever use party as a verb in my shop! ******************* MANNY: Right now, I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe. ******************* BERNARD: It's all rubbish! Nobody is prepared to admit that wine doesn't have a taste. MANNY: Of course you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that you're eating? BERNARD: It's some sort of delicious biscuit. MANNY: It's a coaster! POST AWAY!!! |
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Jul 18 2005, 07:53 PM
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Manny Bernard, do you think I should shave my beard?
Bernard Yes. I think you should shave it off. Nail it to a frisbee and fling it over a rainbow. |
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