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post Jul 18 2005, 05:03 PM
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okay, so Black Books is great! lets face it! laugh.gif

so, what are your favourite quotes from the likes of Bernard, Manny and Fran...??

my fave's are:

BERNARD: Don't you ever use party as a verb in my shop!
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MANNY: Right now, I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe.
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BERNARD: It's all rubbish! Nobody is prepared to admit that wine doesn't have a taste.
MANNY: Of course you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that you're eating?
BERNARD: It's some sort of delicious biscuit.
MANNY: It's a coaster!

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post Jul 18 2005, 11:02 PM
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Well, you should put a lock on the door anyway because I was in there, I was on the toilet and everything, little Jimmy comes in, he’s drinking milk from the fridge and that’s all wrong. It’s unhygienic. And, and what were you thinking, what was going through your brain when you thought, “Oh, yeah, I’ll buy a wicker toilet”?
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