 Black Books Quotes, Which are your fave's??? |
 Jul 18 2005, 05:03 PM
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South London to Kent. Oh yes.  Group: Senior Members Posts: 1,459 Joined: 9-June 05 From: London Member No.: 4,064  |
okay, so Black Books is great! lets face it!
 so, what are your favourite quotes from the likes of Bernard, Manny and Fran...?? my fave's are: BERNARD: Don't you ever use party as a verb in my shop! ******************* MANNY: Right now, I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe. ******************* BERNARD: It's all rubbish! Nobody is prepared to admit that wine doesn't have a taste. MANNY: Of course you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that you're eating? BERNARD: It's some sort of delicious biscuit. MANNY: It's a coaster! POST AWAY!!! |
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Jul 18 2005, 11:02 PM
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Three Pinter Group: Senior Members Posts: 362 Joined: 14-October 04 Member No.: 2,518 |
QUOTE Well, you should put a lock on the door anyway because I was in there, I was on the toilet and everything, little Jimmy comes in, he’s drinking milk from the fridge and that’s all wrong. It’s unhygienic. And, and what were you thinking, what was going through your brain when you thought, “Oh, yeah, I’ll buy a wicker toilet”?
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