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post Jul 18 2005, 05:03 PM
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okay, so Black Books is great! lets face it! laugh.gif

so, what are your favourite quotes from the likes of Bernard, Manny and Fran...??

my fave's are:

BERNARD: Don't you ever use party as a verb in my shop!
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MANNY: Right now, I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe.
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BERNARD: It's all rubbish! Nobody is prepared to admit that wine doesn't have a taste.
MANNY: Of course you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that you're eating?
BERNARD: It's some sort of delicious biscuit.
MANNY: It's a coaster!

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post Jul 19 2005, 10:17 PM
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QUOTE (spacegurl @ Jul 19 2005, 11:42 AM)
"Your son has the cold dead eyes of a killer"

and

Manny:" Bernard.
            ....
            Bernard
            ....
            Bernard.
            ....
            Bernard.
            I'm a prostitute robot from the future."
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Man i love that one,

"I want to clean you dusty cups from the inside out" (may be ever so slightly wrong)
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