 Black Books Quotes, Which are your fave's??? |
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 Aug 8 2005, 09:16 PM
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Alley Viper  Group: Senior Members Posts: 11,843 Joined: 29-December 04 From: Cobra Island Member No.: 3,024  |
Customer: Excuse me?
Bernard: What? What?! Customer: Do you have anything by Adam Phillips? Bernard: How would I know? Go to a proper bookshop. Customer: Look... there's no other way to say this, but I didn't come in here to be insulted. Bernard: Well, I didn't ask for the job of insulting you. You know, in another life, maybe we could have been brothers, running a small, quirky taverna in Sicily. Maybe we would have married the local twins, instead of wasting each other's time here in this dump. But, it was not to be. So... hop it. ******************************************************************** Fran: (completely drunk) I'll mind the shop for you! I can be both of you. (Pretending to be Manny) "Bernard. Bernard. It's not fair. Bernard, here's your tea. Oh Bernard, Bernard, can I have my pocket money?" (Pretending to be Bernard) "Oh Manny, for the last time, shut up! Mother of god! I think I'm going to kill you!" Manny: Now THAT`S mad. |
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Aug 8 2005, 09:17 PM
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Coin Operated Boy Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,361 Joined: 22-June 05 From: Here and there. Member No.: 4,112 |
I just love the bit when Manny runs away (1.5 I believe) when teh bee flies in.
Hehe. |
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Aug 8 2005, 09:49 PM
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Kitsuné. Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,010 Joined: 14-April 05 Member No.: 3,830 |
'SHUT UP ALL OF YOU, I'M DYING'
'FLAKE FLAKE FLAKE FLAKE FLAKE' etc And my favourite... Bernard: '... why do you have to make the bacon so curly?' Manny: 'Right, that's it, I quit.' Bernard: 'You quite every day. I'm going for a walk, so i suggest that when you re-apply in about half an hour that you do the interview yourself. You can wear that pinstripe suit, the one that gives you a fat arse... you like the look of yourself in that...' I need to watch it again... and again... |
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Aug 8 2005, 09:53 PM
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Alley Viper Group: Senior Members Posts: 11,843 Joined: 29-December 04 From: Cobra Island Member No.: 3,024 |
Bernard: How dare you. Don’t you touch a hair on that boys head, have you no respect? He’s mine, get your own human plaything. You quartz brained little cream puff.
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Aug 9 2005, 10:59 PM
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Coin Operated Boy Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,361 Joined: 22-June 05 From: Here and there. Member No.: 4,112 |
Oh, check out my response to this post on my Call of Duty clan website. I'm Preacher btw.
It was impossible to resisit. Here |
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Aug 20 2005, 11:48 AM
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South London to Kent. Oh yes. Group: Senior Members Posts: 1,459 Joined: 9-June 05 From: London Member No.: 4,064 |
QUOTE (Silky @ Aug 9 2005, 10:59 PM) Oh, check out my response to this post on my Call of Duty clan website. I'm Preacher btw. It was impossible to resisit. Here  Genius 
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Jun 13 2010, 10:07 PM
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No Pinter Group: Junior Members Posts: 1 Joined: 13-June 10 Member No.: 6,895 |
customer: You know, I could be getting a lot of secondary smoke from you.
Bernard: Don't worry about it, you can get me a drink sometime. |
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Jan 2 2011, 05:52 AM
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No Pinter Group: Junior Members Posts: 1 Joined: 2-January 11 Member No.: 6,928 |
I know this is a gravedig but when I saw this thread I cannot resist.
Manny: I though you were... Gay, I mean. Bernard: So did I, for a bit. But then I found out about the prohibitive standards of hygiene, and all that DANCING! |
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