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Starscream`s Gho...
post Aug 8 2005, 09:16 PM
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Customer: Excuse me?

Bernard: What? What?!

Customer: Do you have anything by Adam Phillips?

Bernard: How would I know? Go to a proper bookshop.

Customer: Look... there's no other way to say this, but I didn't come in here to be insulted.

Bernard: Well, I didn't ask for the job of insulting you. You know, in another life, maybe we could have been brothers, running a small, quirky taverna in Sicily. Maybe we would have married the local twins, instead of wasting each other's time here in this dump. But, it was not to be. So... hop it.

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Fran: (completely drunk) I'll mind the shop for you! I can be both of you. (Pretending to be Manny) "Bernard. Bernard. It's not fair. Bernard, here's your tea. Oh Bernard, Bernard, can I have my pocket money?" (Pretending to be Bernard) "Oh Manny, for the last time, shut up! Mother of god! I think I'm going to kill you!"

Manny: Now THAT`S mad.
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post Aug 8 2005, 09:17 PM
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I just love the bit when Manny runs away (1.5 I believe) when teh bee flies in.
Hehe.
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post Aug 8 2005, 09:49 PM
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'SHUT UP ALL OF YOU, I'M DYING'

'FLAKE FLAKE FLAKE FLAKE FLAKE' etc

And my favourite...

Bernard: '... why do you have to make the bacon so curly?'

Manny: 'Right, that's it, I quit.'

Bernard: 'You quite every day. I'm going for a walk, so i suggest that when you re-apply in about half an hour that you do the interview yourself. You can wear that pinstripe suit, the one that gives you a fat arse... you like the look of yourself in that...'

I need to watch it again... and again...
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post Aug 8 2005, 09:53 PM
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Bernard: How dare you. Don’t you touch a hair on that boys head, have you no respect? He’s mine, get your own human plaything. You quartz brained little cream puff.
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post Aug 9 2005, 10:59 PM
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Oh, check out my response to this post on my Call of Duty clan website. I'm Preacher btw.

It was impossible to resisit.

Here
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post Aug 20 2005, 11:48 AM
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QUOTE (Silky @ Aug 9 2005, 10:59 PM)
Oh, check out my response to this post on my Call of Duty clan website. I'm Preacher btw.

It was impossible to resisit.

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Genius biggrin.gif
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post Jun 13 2010, 10:07 PM
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customer: You know, I could be getting a lot of secondary smoke from you.

Bernard: Don't worry about it, you can get me a drink sometime.
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post Jan 2 2011, 05:52 AM
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I know this is a gravedig but when I saw this thread I cannot resist.

Manny: I though you were... Gay, I mean.
Bernard: So did I, for a bit. But then I found out about the prohibitive standards of hygiene, and all that DANCING!
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post Sep 4 2013, 02:28 PM
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think I might have to catch up after reading these again!
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