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Shack
post Aug 22 2005, 10:56 AM
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So, Hollyoaks.......

After Saturday's meet, I watch it, Zoe watches it and Whixie watches it.

Here is our new place to discuss events - along with any other closet Hollyoaksers out there.

Allie is dead! Mackie is dead! I reckon Justin is going darn due to loopholes in the Chester judiciary system.
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post Aug 22 2005, 10:57 AM
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Oh dear.
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post Aug 22 2005, 10:57 AM
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QUOTE (Jessopjessopjessop @ Aug 22 2005, 10:57 AM)
Oh dear.
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Hooray!!!!
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post Aug 22 2005, 11:02 AM
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QUOTE (Shack @ Aug 22 2005, 11:56 AM)
Mackie is dead!
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Who?!
Geez, i am so out of the loop..
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post Aug 22 2005, 11:02 AM
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Noooo, Justin's just started to get quite fit - he's a master at the middle distance brooding stare! If I was Becca I'd bin Jake and his awful hair and go for the 17 year old skinhead, but maybe that says more about me than Hollyoaks.

I'm more than please we won't have to see any more of Mackie's rubbish racism or Robbie Williamsesque grins and Ali was as wet as a very wet thing.

Anyway



Knockers

I mean seriously, they're enormous!
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post Aug 22 2005, 11:04 AM
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When did you say this was on?
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post Aug 22 2005, 11:22 AM
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Mackie was about as menacing as a bit of soggy tissue.

I cheered twice yesterday when those characters got the mortal boot.

Now if everyone else would die this week I'll be taping the omnibus next sunday.

Hollyoaks is pathetic. It's the most puerile pile of televisual pish imaginable. It's cringeworthy, badly acted, horrendous crap that deserves to burn in the depths of satans arse.

Why I still watch it is a mystery.

Nice jugs.
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post Aug 22 2005, 11:24 AM
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Two news stories - one mentioning the cast cull I referred to on Saturday (I say cull, but as far as I'm aware no one will club Zara to death - unfortunately) and the other the frankly hysterical spin-off Hollyoaks: Let Loose which follows Lisa (man voice) Hunter and Ben (Han Solo of Hollyoaks) Davies attempts to make it in 'the big city' (it doesn't have anything to do with 90s boy band Let Loose - more to the pity).

Oh and



Knockers!
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post Aug 22 2005, 11:26 AM
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QUOTE (Zoe @ Aug 22 2005, 12:24 PM)
Knockers!




wow, sounds just like that 'brookside' spin off, with the two characters who's names i have now forgotten. or, 'tucker's luck'...
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post Aug 22 2005, 11:31 AM
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Isn't Hollyoaks a Brookside spin-off?

That Matt that went out with Bifta...I mean Chloe he was a character transferred from Brookie and I think Ben's new (ridiculously irritating) work mate is a character originally in Brookside too.

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Knockers!

That's the last time I promise! But honestly, look at them - enormous!
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post Aug 22 2005, 11:41 AM
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QUOTE (Zoe @ Aug 22 2005, 12:31 PM)

That's the last time I promise! But honestly, look at them - enormous!
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One of my friends met her in a club. She was more than a little worse for wear.

And why kill Allie? Although he didn't do much, I concede.

And I still miss Brian, the Lone Goth™
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post Aug 22 2005, 11:42 AM
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I watch, only on sundays thanks to my work interfering with my weekday soap schedule, but i'm looking forward to the double wedding next week, and am on tenterhooks to see what will happen to Justin when the police find the knife.....
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post Aug 22 2005, 11:50 AM
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Blimey charlie. You wouldn't fit many of Darlene's knockers in a weekend carry-case.

I'm pleased the cull is going ahead, but I wish they'd stop introducing characters to fill some kind of quota (e.g. the newly arrived travelling brothers with a mysterious past) and instead focus on a hardcore section of comedy relief, more shots of Mandy's weird knee and bring in a comedy old Jim Branning from Eastenders type.

I'm glad Zara is going. She's the only Morgan left and there's no point in her except for shouting at other people and generally being annoying. I think they should kill her off in some kind of swan attack.

*** HOLLYOAKS LINK ALERT ***
One of my friends is very good friends with the bloke who played murderous Toby ("burt Torbee, am yer waaaaafe" as that Ellie one said on a regular basis) and his real name is, fantastically, Henry Luxembourg.
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post Aug 22 2005, 11:56 AM
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QUOTE (Shack @ Aug 22 2005, 12:50 PM)
I'm pleased the cull is going ahead, but I wish they'd stop introducing characters to fill some kind of quota (e.g. the newly arrived travelling brothers with a mysterious past)
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I hate those brothers - the one who's sniffing around old moon face Nicole looks (and acts) like a date rapist, isn't she about 15?

QUOTE (Shack @ Aug 22 2005, 12:50 PM)
more shots of Mandy's weird knee and bring in a comedy old Jim Branning from Eastenders type.
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and let's not forget Max's mouse ears - he looks like the kids in 'The Witches' halfway through the transformation.

Trying to find a picture of Mandy's knee, but all pictures of her end at thigh height...it's a conspiracy!
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post Aug 22 2005, 11:58 AM
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QUOTE (Shack @ Aug 22 2005, 12:50 PM)
*** HOLLYOAKS LINK ALERT ***
One of my friends is very good friends with the bloke who played murderous Toby ("burt Torbee, am yer waaaaafe" as that Ellie one said on a regular basis) and his real name is, fantastically, Henry Luxembourg.
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It was more "Burt 'ees mer 'uzzbund".

Hollyoaks is such a fantastically frustrating programme. Almost every single plotline is extended way beyond its natural shelf-life through a combination of 'comedy' misunderstandings, extreme stupidity and people repetitively shouting at eachother.

I love it like a slag.
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