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post Sep 13 2006, 09:12 AM
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note - two thirds of the people featured in the opening credit sequence are now dead. *takes off hat respectfully*
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post Sep 13 2006, 09:15 AM
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Just before Hollyoaks starts, I am going to put a hat on, just so I can take it off during the credits.
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post Sep 13 2006, 09:55 AM
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Missed it again, bah!
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post Sep 13 2006, 10:34 AM
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Synopsis - justin had quiver-lip for most of the episode and nigels daughter wapped out her evil smile at OBs bedside.
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post Jan 29 2008, 03:31 PM
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I really like Mike 'Barnesy' Barnes since his mad wife has run off and he's started having sex with his daughter's best mate.

Perhaps it's because he's often copping off with someone called Zoe, but I've taken quite the shine to him.

His dance moves at Sarah's 'party' last night were worthy of SODO.
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post Jan 29 2008, 05:38 PM
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QUOTE (Zoe @ Jan 29 2008, 03:31 PM)
His dance moves at Sarah's 'party' last night were worthy of SODO.
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Don't spoil it for me - I won't see that ep till Sunday's omnibus!
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post Jan 29 2008, 05:57 PM
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I know it'sonly a soap and they're fictional characters, but i'm really happy for OB now that he has a nice girlfriend, a little trip to London and stuff. I'm a soppy twat sometimes.
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post Jan 29 2008, 06:05 PM
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I like Summer, and how she's pinned all her hopes of a career on one man.

"Why not just go to auditions"?

"No! I must be given my break my Lord Lloyd Webber on the basis of singing at him in the street!"

"Why?"

"Because he is the best and to prove this I shall now list every award he has ever received as partial payment for him guest starring..".
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It's lucky for her OB was ok with it all. When he saw her scrapbook, it could have just confirmed that she was a total stalker.

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post Jan 29 2008, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE (Zoe @ Jan 29 2008, 03:31 PM)
I really like Mike 'Barnesy' Barnes since his mad wife has run off and he's started having sex with his daughter's best mate.
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ohmy.gifI always miss the best bits of H'oaks.
Mike Barnes has been my '...but you shouldn't' for some time. Why he kept going back to his mad wife, I've no idea.
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post Jan 30 2008, 07:04 PM
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Yes, I've fancied him for a while too. It was when he got smashed in the head with a brick, and had to have his hair shaved off in hospital. Suddenly got all sexy.

I love posh Summer too.
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post Feb 3 2008, 12:11 PM
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Now seen the omnibus - awwww - Summer gets a happy ending. Didn't realise until Friday that she's Bonnie Langford's niece - but the resemblance is strong.

This week's edfotainment life messages? Dreams can come true, and drugs are bad.
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post Feb 3 2008, 02:40 PM
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QUOTE (princess_shrek @ Feb 3 2008, 12:11 PM)
Now seen the omnibus - awwww - Summer gets a happy ending.  Didn't realise until Friday that she's Bonnie Langford's niece - but the resemblance is strong.
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Is she? ohmy.gif
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QUOTE (fear_of_pop @ Feb 3 2008, 02:40 PM)
Is she?  ohmy.gif
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Yes - obviously the annoyingness is hereditary!
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post Feb 7 2008, 01:16 PM
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What is the point of evil Niall (bastard spawn of Myra)?

He is unconvincingly evil, and he seems to take no pleasure in his exploits. When Claire was evil, she'd occasionally smile to camera, as she hugged someone while simultaneously stabbing them in the back. Incidentally, it's handy that Claire plays exactly the same character, with the same name in every soap she's in. It's made her return to Eastenders a very smooth transition. Earlier in the week she was even double crossing someone in a beauty salon - tres confusing. Tanya will probably sell it to Warren and Louise in a couple of weeks.

Back to Niall. I don't like him, or his storyline. Though it has provided some excellent Michaela action - she is hilarious.

I IZ NOT A SMACKHEAD!!1!!

The other day it cut straight from Michaela shouting that, to Summer singing 'Do Re Mi', hilarious.

How has Niall managed to convince her she might have injected herself and then forgotten about it? Has anyone ever been that drunk? Have the characters learnt nothing from last years spate of date rapes? Always believe the victim, it saves a lot of time and effort. As it is they probably won't discover the truth until Niall tries to kill her, and then falls off a building, or dies in a fire he started at the McQueen house.

Bets on who's going to get raped next? It's been an age, we must be due for one.
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