 Hollyoaks, The thread they said would never happen |
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 Sep 13 2006, 09:12 AM
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#196
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Two Pinter  Group: Senior Members Posts: 196 Joined: 27-April 05 Member No.: 3,887  |
note - two thirds of the people featured in the opening credit sequence are now dead. *takes off hat respectfully*
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Sep 13 2006, 09:15 AM
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#197
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your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag  Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 28,277 Joined: 2-October 04 From: Norf London Member No.: 2,309 |
Just before Hollyoaks starts, I am going to put a hat on, just so I can take it off during the credits.
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Sep 13 2006, 09:55 AM
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#198
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Meow Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,777 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Silverton, Devon Member No.: 2,416 |
Missed it again, bah!
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Sep 13 2006, 10:34 AM
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#199
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Two Pinter Group: Senior Members Posts: 196 Joined: 27-April 05 Member No.: 3,887 |
Synopsis - justin had quiver-lip for most of the episode and nigels daughter wapped out her evil smile at OBs bedside.
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Jan 29 2008, 03:31 PM
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#200
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your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 28,277 Joined: 2-October 04 From: Norf London Member No.: 2,309 |
I really like Mike 'Barnesy' Barnes since his mad wife has run off and he's started having sex with his daughter's best mate.
Perhaps it's because he's often copping off with someone called Zoe, but I've taken quite the shine to him. His dance moves at Sarah's 'party' last night were worthy of SODO. |
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Jan 29 2008, 05:38 PM
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#201
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deeply dippy Group: Senior Members Posts: 904 Joined: 19-April 07 From: somewhere only we know Member No.: 6,279 |
QUOTE (Zoe @ Jan 29 2008, 03:31 PM) His dance moves at Sarah's 'party' last night were worthy of SODO.  Don't spoil it for me - I won't see that ep till Sunday's omnibus! |
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Jan 29 2008, 05:57 PM
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Meow Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,777 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Silverton, Devon Member No.: 2,416 |
I know it'sonly a soap and they're fictional characters, but i'm really happy for OB now that he has a nice girlfriend, a little trip to London and stuff. I'm a soppy twat sometimes.
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Jan 29 2008, 06:05 PM
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your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 28,277 Joined: 2-October 04 From: Norf London Member No.: 2,309 |
I like Summer, and how she's pinned all her hopes of a career on one man.
"Why not just go to auditions"? "No! I must be given my break my Lord Lloyd Webber on the basis of singing at him in the street!" "Why?" "Because he is the best and to prove this I shall now list every award he has ever received as partial payment for him guest starring..". |
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Jan 29 2008, 06:55 PM
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Meow Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,777 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Silverton, Devon Member No.: 2,416 |
It's lucky for her OB was ok with it all. When he saw her scrapbook, it could have just confirmed that she was a total stalker.
This post has been edited by Jubei: Jan 29 2008, 06:56 PM |
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Jan 29 2008, 09:06 PM
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#205
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Smut by the Sea Group: Senior Members Posts: 18,671 Joined: 5-October 04 From: The North Member No.: 2,387 |
QUOTE (Zoe @ Jan 29 2008, 03:31 PM) I really like Mike 'Barnesy' Barnes since his mad wife has run off and he's started having sex with his daughter's best mate.  I always miss the best bits of H'oaks.Mike Barnes has been my '...but you shouldn't' for some time. Why he kept going back to his mad wife, I've no idea. |
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Jan 30 2008, 07:04 PM
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fuzzy little man peach Group: Senior Members Posts: 2,423 Joined: 1-October 04 Member No.: 2,279 |
Yes, I've fancied him for a while too. It was when he got smashed in the head with a brick, and had to have his hair shaved off in hospital. Suddenly got all sexy.
I love posh Summer too. |
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Feb 3 2008, 12:11 PM
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deeply dippy Group: Senior Members Posts: 904 Joined: 19-April 07 From: somewhere only we know Member No.: 6,279 |
Now seen the omnibus - awwww - Summer gets a happy ending. Didn't realise until Friday that she's Bonnie Langford's niece - but the resemblance is strong.
This week's edfotainment life messages? Dreams can come true, and drugs are bad. |
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Feb 3 2008, 02:40 PM
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fuzzy little man peach Group: Senior Members Posts: 2,423 Joined: 1-October 04 Member No.: 2,279 |
QUOTE (princess_shrek @ Feb 3 2008, 12:11 PM) Now seen the omnibus - awwww - Summer gets a happy ending. Didn't realise until Friday that she's Bonnie Langford's niece - but the resemblance is strong. Is she?
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Feb 3 2008, 03:33 PM
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deeply dippy Group: Senior Members Posts: 904 Joined: 19-April 07 From: somewhere only we know Member No.: 6,279 |
QUOTE (fear_of_pop @ Feb 3 2008, 02:40 PM) Is she? Yes - obviously the annoyingness is hereditary! |
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Feb 7 2008, 01:16 PM
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your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 28,277 Joined: 2-October 04 From: Norf London Member No.: 2,309 |
What is the point of evil Niall (bastard spawn of Myra)?
He is unconvincingly evil, and he seems to take no pleasure in his exploits. When Claire was evil, she'd occasionally smile to camera, as she hugged someone while simultaneously stabbing them in the back. Incidentally, it's handy that Claire plays exactly the same character, with the same name in every soap she's in. It's made her return to Eastenders a very smooth transition. Earlier in the week she was even double crossing someone in a beauty salon - tres confusing. Tanya will probably sell it to Warren and Louise in a couple of weeks. Back to Niall. I don't like him, or his storyline. Though it has provided some excellent Michaela action - she is hilarious. I IZ NOT A SMACKHEAD!!1!! The other day it cut straight from Michaela shouting that, to Summer singing 'Do Re Mi', hilarious. How has Niall managed to convince her she might have injected herself and then forgotten about it? Has anyone ever been that drunk? Have the characters learnt nothing from last years spate of date rapes? Always believe the victim, it saves a lot of time and effort. As it is they probably won't discover the truth until Niall tries to kill her, and then falls off a building, or dies in a fire he started at the McQueen house. Bets on who's going to get raped next? It's been an age, we must be due for one. |
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