Hollyoaks, The thread they said would never happen Options

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In other news, how bad is incest sister? Her acting last night was totally lamentably unbelievable - and not just because she agreed to marry teen wolf.

She's nothing when compared to the unholy trinity of Louise, Warren and the other fella they were talking to.

One spark, and the Loft would have gone up in flames, there was so much wood in the room.

[Zoe]

Louise, Warren and the other fella they were talking to.

Yeah, who was that guy?


'LOLyoak', pinched from lowculture forums

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I think his name might have been 'Plot Device', or something.

Edit: Also stolen, but geniuz.



This post has been edited by Starscream`s Ghost: Feb 8 2008, 02:02 PM

[Jubei]

Yeah, who was that guy?


'LOLyoak', pinched from lowculture forums

Good LOLyoak.

He's been in it a few times. Louise employed him to tempt Warren to see if he really was on the straight and narrow. He's one of their shady friends. Possibly from Ibiza.

And that whole incest thing. Bleurgh. I know they like each other, but surely they'd get naked and go, wait, you're my sister, I can't put my...

Jubes, we were right apparently Jake rapes Nancy on their wedding night .

We could write this stuff no problem.

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[Zoe]

Does anyone else feel sorry for gorgeous Hannah having to pretend to fancy Danny Valentine - eurgh.

I have made a LOLyoak to demonstrate my point

[Starscream`s Gho...]

Does anyone else feel sorry for gorgeous Hannah having to pretend to fancy Danny Valentine - eurgh.

Well, she is a bit dense when it comes to men, to be fair.

[Jubei]

I wish it was possible to write the way danny speaks.

...........oo...I'm.........ny...........tine
Hee...o..............Dan..........en
......lll............................Val

[widowspider]

I miss Hollyoaks. It was genius.

[Zoe]

You can't blame her for going after JP.

Though anyone who was in Hollyoaks at that time and didn't fancy Craig is a mental, as far as I'm concerned.

Now he's gone it's slim pickings. I can't think of one shaggable member of the male cast. I'd probably go for Justin, but I'd feel bad about it afterwards



Danny is so rubbish, on every level. As is his entire family, except occasionally Leo. And by 'occasionally', I mean when he was dancing with Barnesy.

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I'd probably go for Justin, but I'd feel bad about it afterwards.

He wouldn't. Although he would have to get you killed when you reject him.

[Zoe]

Maybe I can get cast as Justin's new bird.

There must be a vacany for a terrible, terrible actress to hang around with Chris Fountain, now that Katy's leaving.

I like the Decemberists, she likes the Decemberists, it's perfect.

That was one of the first things Katy said, when Justin first spotted her around the village. I thought it was strange then, and she's shown no evidence of liking good music since.

She's shown no evidence of any skill or emotion either.

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She's shown no evidence of any skill or emotion either.

She's the white Martha Jones.

[Zoe]

For Gav:

[Jimmay]

For Gav:

Seriously?? He injected her with aids?? OMG!

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For Gav:

You have AIDS
Yes you have AIDS
I hate to tell you boy that you have AIDS
You've got The AIDS
You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here
Or maybe all that unprotected sex you adhere
It isn't clear
But what we're searching for is you have AIDS
Yes you have AIDS
Not H.I.V. but full blown AIDS...

Be sure that you see
That this is not H.I.V.
But really full blown AIDS...
Not H.I.V. but really
Full blown AIDS

I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious.......
FULL BLOWN AIDS..
You've got the AIIIIIIII----IIIIIDs..

Edit: Best. Macro. Ever.



This post has been edited by Starscream`s Ghost: Feb 8 2008, 03:05 PM