 Hollyoaks, The thread they said would never happen |
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 Sep 4 2008, 09:22 AM
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your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag  Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 28,277 Joined: 2-October 04 From: Norf London Member No.: 2,309  |
Three-way, vest, coma sex?!
I can hardly wait. Kieron is boring and has a big fat head, I'd be happy for him to leave brokenhearted. Hopefully then Craig will break JP's pasty heart again, and he'll leave to, allowing Craig to return to his previous cheeky chappy, wide boy scamming, Darlene lovin', days. He and Darren would make an excellent double act. As long as they remember that Craig used to have a sense of humour. Maybe he could start dating Michaela - keep it in the family. I'm also hoping for a lightly comedic reveal of Nile's parentage in an Importance of Being Earnest stylie. No? Screaming and pushing people down stairs it is then. |
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Sep 4 2008, 10:20 AM
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Those bastards never gave me no clay.  Group: Senior Members Posts: 1,749 Joined: 22-June 07 From: Dagobah Member No.: 6,395 |
I've started to only watch it on Sunday mornings. It seems to just confuse me during the week.
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Sep 4 2008, 10:32 AM
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Meow Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,777 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Silverton, Devon Member No.: 2,416 |
QUOTE (Zoe @ Sep 4 2008, 10:22 AM) Kieron is boring and has a big fat head, He also only has one face 'I'm a poor gay puppy, I'm wrestling with internal demons and I'm sad but hopeful at the same time...' It sounds impressive but it's pretty much Joey's 'multiply 13 by 27' sad face. |
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Sep 4 2008, 06:28 PM
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Meow Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,777 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Silverton, Devon Member No.: 2,416 |
What did I say?
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Sep 5 2008, 09:15 AM
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Meow Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,777 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Silverton, Devon Member No.: 2,416 |
And there was vest sex, too.
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Sep 5 2008, 06:04 PM
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Batman. Group: Senior Members Posts: 4,578 Joined: 7-August 06 From: Gallifrey Member No.: 5,397 |
Aaaaaaand another one bites the dust..
Rumour has it that.. He kills off one of his sisters soon! |
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Sep 7 2008, 12:29 PM
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your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 28,277 Joined: 2-October 04 From: Norf London Member No.: 2,309 |
Ahh Vest Sex, I never knew how much I missed you.
I was worried for a minute they might take their tops off to have sex, but no, the vests stayed on. Mmmm vesty sexy. |
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Sep 8 2008, 09:04 AM
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Daddy Cool Group: Senior Members Posts: 1,411 Joined: 19-March 06 From: Nottnum Member No.: 5,022 |
QUOTE (Everlong @ Sep 5 2008, 06:04 PM) Aaaaaaand another one bites the dust.. Rumour has it that.. He kills off one of his sisters soon!  It would seem that it's Tina |
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Sep 8 2008, 09:07 AM
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your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 28,277 Joined: 2-October 04 From: Norf London Member No.: 2,309 |
Really?
Yes boy! |
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Sep 8 2008, 09:08 AM
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Daddy Cool Group: Senior Members Posts: 1,411 Joined: 19-March 06 From: Nottnum Member No.: 5,022 |
QUOTE (Zoe @ Sep 8 2008, 09:07 AM) Really? Yes boy! I've been lurking on Low Culture's forums since you linked to it a while ago (thanks for that, btw!) and that's who the smart money's on; it seems they take their stuff from Digital Spy. |
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Sep 8 2008, 11:23 AM
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Meow Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,777 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Silverton, Devon Member No.: 2,416 |
It would make sense, I mean she is the dullest of the lot. Although he hasn't tried to get shot of Jackie or Mercedes yet, to my memory, so perhaps he owes them one.
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Oct 15 2008, 07:52 AM
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Meow Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,777 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Silverton, Devon Member No.: 2,416 |
They're turning up the psycho factor at the moment huh? What with the First Look episode as well. I'm starting to think he's just going to kill all the McQueens and be done with it. Mentalist.
Also, I should like to say to Russ: "What the fuck were you thinking!?" This is in relation to his decision to stay with Dulltina and the Inappropriately Named Kid, rather than go holidaying round the world with the hot blonde. |
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Nov 2 2008, 10:47 AM
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your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 28,277 Joined: 2-October 04 From: Norf London Member No.: 2,309 |
Why doesn't Hollyoaks get blasted for the amount everyone drinks. Rarely a scene passes, without someone suggesting a trip to the SU or the Dog or cracking open some tinnies or a bottle of wine. Only Louise seems to suffer the effects, though she doesn't seem to drink anymore than any of the other characters.
I may write to the Daily Mail, they seem to get fairly swift results. They could be off air by next week for encouraging 'teen booze binge britain!' |
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Nov 12 2008, 06:56 PM
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your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 28,277 Joined: 2-October 04 From: Norf London Member No.: 2,309 |
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Nov 17 2008, 12:00 PM
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Meow Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,777 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Silverton, Devon Member No.: 2,416 |
So what's been happening? I've missed three weeks worth. And I see there's a bunch of Late night Hollyoaks coming up too, so I'm gonna miss that as well probably.
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