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Zoe
post Sep 4 2008, 09:22 AM
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Three-way, vest, coma sex?!

I can hardly wait.

Kieron is boring and has a big fat head, I'd be happy for him to leave brokenhearted. Hopefully then Craig will break JP's pasty heart again, and he'll leave to, allowing Craig to return to his previous cheeky chappy, wide boy scamming, Darlene lovin', days. He and Darren would make an excellent double act. As long as they remember that Craig used to have a sense of humour. Maybe he could start dating Michaela - keep it in the family.

I'm also hoping for a lightly comedic reveal of Nile's parentage in an Importance of Being Earnest stylie. No? Screaming and pushing people down stairs it is then.
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post Sep 4 2008, 10:20 AM
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I've started to only watch it on Sunday mornings. It seems to just confuse me during the week.
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post Sep 4 2008, 10:32 AM
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QUOTE (Zoe @ Sep 4 2008, 10:22 AM)
Kieron is boring and has a big fat head,

He also only has one face 'I'm a poor gay puppy, I'm wrestling with internal demons and I'm sad but hopeful at the same time...' It sounds impressive but it's pretty much Joey's 'multiply 13 by 27' sad face.
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post Sep 4 2008, 06:28 PM
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What did I say?
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post Sep 5 2008, 09:15 AM
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And there was vest sex, too.
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post Sep 5 2008, 06:04 PM
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Aaaaaaand another one bites the dust..

Rumour has it that..

He kills off one of his sisters soon!
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post Sep 7 2008, 12:29 PM
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Ahh Vest Sex, I never knew how much I missed you.

I was worried for a minute they might take their tops off to have sex, but no, the vests stayed on.

Mmmm vesty sexy.
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post Sep 8 2008, 09:04 AM
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QUOTE (Everlong @ Sep 5 2008, 06:04 PM)
Aaaaaaand another one bites the dust..

Rumour has it that..

He kills off one of his sisters soon!
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It would seem that it's Tina
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post Sep 8 2008, 09:07 AM
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Really?

Yes boy!
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post Sep 8 2008, 09:08 AM
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QUOTE (Zoe @ Sep 8 2008, 09:07 AM)
Really?

Yes boy!
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I've been lurking on Low Culture's forums since you linked to it a while ago (thanks for that, btw!) and that's who the smart money's on; it seems they take their stuff from Digital Spy.
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post Sep 8 2008, 11:23 AM
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It would make sense, I mean she is the dullest of the lot. Although he hasn't tried to get shot of Jackie or Mercedes yet, to my memory, so perhaps he owes them one.
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post Oct 15 2008, 07:52 AM
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They're turning up the psycho factor at the moment huh? What with the First Look episode as well. I'm starting to think he's just going to kill all the McQueens and be done with it. Mentalist.

Also, I should like to say to Russ: "What the fuck were you thinking!?" This is in relation to his decision to stay with Dulltina and the Inappropriately Named Kid, rather than go holidaying round the world with the hot blonde.
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post Nov 2 2008, 10:47 AM
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Why doesn't Hollyoaks get blasted for the amount everyone drinks. Rarely a scene passes, without someone suggesting a trip to the SU or the Dog or cracking open some tinnies or a bottle of wine. Only Louise seems to suffer the effects, though she doesn't seem to drink anymore than any of the other characters.

I may write to the Daily Mail, they seem to get fairly swift results. They could be off air by next week for encouraging 'teen booze binge britain!'
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post Nov 12 2008, 06:56 PM
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post Nov 17 2008, 12:00 PM
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So what's been happening? I've missed three weeks worth. And I see there's a bunch of Late night Hollyoaks coming up too, so I'm gonna miss that as well probably.
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