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 Oct 17 2005, 05:47 AM
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We gotta make the planet safe for the kiddies  Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,687 Joined: 4-October 04 From: In the Southstand, watching the WORLD Champions. Member No.: 2,367  |
Best Simpsons ever is 'Homer Goes To College'.
It's chock full of brilliance (and written by Conan O'Brien). 'I am so smart, S M R T. I mean S M A R T' 'The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big' The so-cool Dean 'School Of Hard Knockers' Sir Oinks-A-Lot (Curly/straight, curly/straight) And lots more. Nowadays it's unwatchable rubbish. New episodes usd to be event TV for me. I think it started to go wrong around the boxing homer episode. That was piss poor. |
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Oct 17 2005, 04:42 PM
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Bully for you Group: Senior Members Posts: 20,419 Joined: 25-February 05 From: behind a desk, sitting very still Member No.: 3,498 |
QUOTE (gulfcoast_highwayman @ Oct 17 2005, 05:47 AM) 'I am so smart, S M R T. I mean S M A R T'  Best, adlib, Ever! |
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Oct 18 2005, 11:43 AM
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When doves cry Group: Senior Members Posts: 6,660 Joined: 6-October 05 Member No.: 4,533 |
Cant remember what the episode is called but its the one where Moe gets plastic surgury.
Duff Man gets the sticker put on his face by Moe and falls to the floor shouting "Duff Man cant breath- OH NO, OH NO" Classic |
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Oct 18 2005, 12:56 PM
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Addict Group: Senior Members Posts: 6,116 Joined: 16-March 05 From: Cardiff: "Capital City of The Future" Member No.: 3,662 |
The episode when Bart works in the burlesque house is also a highlight, due to the great song at the end. Oh, and when Bart first grabs the remote controlled plane form the roof of the house:
S U C K S E S - that's the way you spell success! *falls off roof* 
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Oct 18 2005, 05:55 PM
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i can't remember what epsiode it is but i love this
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. it always makes me laugh good old grandpa 
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Oct 18 2005, 06:15 PM
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We gotta make the planet safe for the kiddies Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,687 Joined: 4-October 04 From: In the Southstand, watching the WORLD Champions. Member No.: 2,367 |
More Grandpa gold
Mr. Burns: so do u have a way to get rid of the protesters? Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my nelt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those... This post has been edited by gulfcoast_highwayman: Oct 18 2005, 06:15 PM |
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Oct 18 2005, 06:29 PM
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your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag  Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 28,277 Joined: 2-October 04 From: Norf London Member No.: 2,309 |
My favourite episode is 'Homer to the Max'
A character in the show 'Police Cops' is named Homer Simpson. At first Homer loves it as his alter ego is a super cool detective, but when the character is changed into a bumbling sidekick it prompts him to change his name...to Max Power. There are so many gold moments in this episode: Homer: Uh ... so, I just wanna know how come you made your Homer Simpson character so ... Producer #1: Stupid? [laughs] Well, I can assure you, it happened organically. Homer: It better have! Producer #1: The thirteen of us began with a singular vision -- "Titanic" meets "Frasier". Producer #2: But then we found out that ABC had a similar project in development with Annie Potts and Jeremy Piven. Homer: Who's Jeremy Piven? Producer #3: We don't know. Producer #4: But it scared the hell out of us, so we slapped together a cop show instead. Homer: Police Cops. Producer #5: Uh, no, actually, it was called "Badge Patrol". Producer #1: But the network idiots didn't want a show about high-tech badges that shoot laser beams! Producer #2: So we asked ourselves, "Who's behind the badge?" Producer #3: Police ... Producer #4: Cops ... Producer #5: "Police Cops." Homer: Yeah, but why does the Homer Simpson character have to be so stupid? Producer #1: Oh, he's not stupid. He's a street-smart fish-out-of- water in a world he never made! Homer: I'm begging you! I'm a human being! Let me have my dignity back! [the Producers nod at Homer; he gets up and walks off, face-first into a cactus] D'oh! ----------------------------------------------- Judge: What name would you prefer? Homer: Any of these will be fine. Judge: Hmm. "Hercules Rockefeller". "Rembrandt Q. Einstein". "Handsome B. Wonderful". Huh, I'm going to give you the only name you spelt correctly. From this day forward, your name shall be ... [cut to a shot of Lisa, reading from a sheet of paper on the Simpsons' couch] Lisa: "Max Power"? Homer: Dynamic, isn't it? Bart: I love it, Max. Marge: You changed your name without consulting me? Homer: That's the way Max Power is, Marge. Decisive. Uncompromising! And rude! ------------------------------------------------------------- Trent: Trent Steele. Homer: Homer Si ... uh, Max Power. Trent: Oh, hey! Great name! Homer: Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer. -------------------------------------------------------------- Trent: To the protest bus! Marge: Aren't you coming, Ed? Begley: I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go- cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. |
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Oct 18 2005, 06:53 PM
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Toasty Group: Senior Members Posts: 9,759 Joined: 16-December 04 From: Hell-Lay Member No.: 2,939 |
"Homer's Phobia" - Brilliant sendup of a very real issue of male psyche + John Waters guest appearance = classic.
"Who Shot Mr. Burns?" parts 1 & 2 - Mmm, memories. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE was talking about it at college. My best friend was a smug sonofabitch because he was the only one who insisted it was Maggie. "Cape Feare" - Complete genius. Helps that I'm a Sideshow Bob fan, but regardless, it's a winner. Most of the Treehouse of Horrors, but especially the ones with the Shining and X-Files bits. "In Marge We Trust" - "MIIIIISTAH SPAAH-KU-RUH!" 'Nuff said.  (By no means, mind you, is this even close to a complete list) |
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Oct 18 2005, 09:20 PM
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Candygram! Group: Senior Members Posts: 8,488 Joined: 10-October 04 From: The 44th Parallel Member No.: 2,452 |
QUOTE (thirtyhelens @ Oct 18 2005, 02:53 PM) "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" parts 1 & 2 - Mmm, memories. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE was talking about it at college. My best friend was a smug sonofabitch because he was the only one who insisted it was Maggie. I had it right from the get-go. Nobody suspects the baby, which is why the baby should be the first person you look at... 
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Oct 18 2005, 09:57 PM
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Addict Group: Senior Members Posts: 6,116 Joined: 16-March 05 From: Cardiff: "Capital City of The Future" Member No.: 3,662 |
QUOTE (thirtyhelens @ Oct 18 2005, 07:53 PM) "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" parts 1 & 2 - Mmm, memories. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE was talking about it at college. My best friend was a smug sonofabitch because he was the only one who insisted it was Maggie. I love the Dallas parody at the start of part 2: Smithers: Uck. My mouth tastes like an ashtray. [burps up a mouthful of cigarette butts] Burns: Doo doo doo, doo doo, dee. Smithers, wait your turn. There's plenty of hot water for all. Smithers: Sir...you weren't shot! [sighs] It was all a dream. Burns: That's right. The year is 1965, and you and I are undercover detectives on the hot rod circuit. [puts on helmet] Now, let's burn rubber, baby! Speedway Squad! In Color.
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Oct 19 2005, 11:21 AM
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never rub another man's rhubarb Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,714 Joined: 2-October 04 Member No.: 2,308 |
The opening 15 minutes of the Krusty's Klown Kollege episode remains the funniest thing I've ever seen on TV.
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Oct 28 2005, 08:43 PM
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Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it? Group: Senior Members Posts: 7,210 Joined: 14-December 04 From: Schrute Farms, Scranton, PA Member No.: 2,924 |
Hens love roosters, geese love ganders;
everyone else loves Ned Flanders! Not me! Everyone who counts love's Ned Flanders |
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Oct 28 2005, 08:51 PM
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Bully for you Group: Senior Members Posts: 20,419 Joined: 25-February 05 From: behind a desk, sitting very still Member No.: 3,498 |
I'm not some kinda Super Genius...or are I?
Homer:How come you guys have better parking spaces than me? Lenny:It's a secret. Carl: Shut up. Homer: How Come you guys get better chairs than me? Lenny: It's a secret. Carl: Shut up. Homer: You guys want to go bowling later? Carl: Can't we,uh, got stuff to do. Homer: Like what? Lenny: Uh, it's a secret *Carl eyes Lenny menacingly but is drinking a can* Homer: Shut up! |
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Oct 28 2005, 09:00 PM
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It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. Group: Senior Members Posts: 3,714 Joined: 30-March 05 From: Penicuik - ass-end of beyond Member No.: 3,744 |
My fave episode was the one where Milhouse got a girlfriend, with the brilliant piss-take of Raiders of the Lost Ark at the beginning!
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Sep 14 2007, 02:16 PM
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Space Cowboy Group: Blokes in Charge Posts: 14,565 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Mercy Member No.: 2,262 |
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