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post Dec 11 2005, 11:42 PM
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QUOTE (Kirstie @ Dec 10 2005, 06:26 PM)
There's a bit of grafitti down a small alleyway leading into town where the walls are bright white, and someone has drawn a person shape on the wall and then drawn a big penis and hairy balls in the appropriate place.
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Ah yes, I remember there. The whitewash and person shapes were only put there to cover up the existing grafitti, I believe.
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post Dec 13 2005, 08:28 PM
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Since the 80s there is the legendary & simple "ozzy" written on the wall of a bakery. It's still there.
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post Dec 13 2005, 09:26 PM
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QUOTE (Gramsci @ Dec 11 2005, 04:41 PM)
A friend of mine spotted this in germany, and I've later used it as a song lyric, as it is fucking brilliant.

"When the lands are surrounded by goblins and troll, I roll a natural twenty. Critical hit, motherfuckers!"

Cool, eh?
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post Dec 18 2005, 03:40 PM
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on the back of a dirty lorry



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post Dec 18 2005, 05:14 PM
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QUOTE (GundamGuy_UK @ Dec 11 2005, 11:42 PM)
Ah yes, I remember there. The whitewash and person shapes were only put there to cover up the existing grafitti, I believe.
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I walked by there last week and they'd gone! I was disappointed. But there's always the subway-that-smells-of-wee™.
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post Dec 23 2005, 01:18 PM
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There's two that amuse me a little. First in the toilet of the Sunflower lounge, someone wrote "I woz ere" which someone at a later date has corrected to "Twat was here". The other piece is on a wall that backs onto the trainline. In foot high letters, someone has daubed "Velvet underpants" and drawn an accompanying picture of some Y-fronts with a little cock and bollocks hanging out the leg hole.
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post Dec 23 2005, 01:38 PM
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QUOTE (JeffStuka @ Dec 23 2005, 01:18 PM)
There's two that amuse me a little.  First in the toilet of the Sunflower lounge, someone wrote "I woz ere" which someone at a later date has corrected to "Twat was here".  The other piece is on a wall that backs onto the trainline.  In foot high letters, someone has daubed "Velvet underpants" and drawn an accompanying picture of some Y-fronts with a little cock and bollocks hanging out the leg hole.
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Both favorites of mine Jeff, I was at the Sunflower for the first time in ages last night and was most pleased to discover that the little piece of graffiti is still there. The Velvet underpants piece is the highlight of entering Birmingham.
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post Dec 23 2005, 02:01 PM
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All the bogroll dispensers at Durham university are made by a company called Kimberly Clark, and of course the company name is emblazoned across each one. Someone has very intelligently added the words "sucked my dick" to one of them.

One I saw the other day amused me; where someone has put "all hatfielders are c*nts and take it up the arse" someone else has taken the time to draw a little arrow and add "not fair, some are actually quite nice blokes."
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post Dec 23 2005, 05:23 PM
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One which I used to walk past regulaly Said:

'Aylesbury police stitch up bastards'

...........they forgot the 'are' and dint have enough room to put one in.......

Awr!
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post Dec 24 2005, 01:16 PM
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This made me smile on the way home last night.

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post Dec 24 2005, 02:51 PM
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Aww, I like that.
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post Dec 26 2005, 05:01 PM
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That's rather cheered me up a little, that has.

QUOTE (ipse dixit @ Dec 24 2005, 02:51 PM)
Aww, I like that.
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Because it also says 'Melt'....? happy.gif

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post Dec 26 2005, 06:38 PM
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QUOTE (Ade @ Dec 26 2005, 06:01 PM)
Because it also says 'Melt'....?
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Was that not what I was supposed to be looking at? huh.gif

Oh, right, the "I love you" bit...yeah, I guess that's nice too, in its own way.
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post Dec 30 2005, 07:41 PM
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Ross Noble based a whole show on graffiti once, the two highlights being:

On the back of a speeding Transit on the M20:
"Please overtake quietly, refugees sleeping"

and

On the flyleaf of a Gideon Bible:
"All the best. Love God"

He (and many subsequently) has resolved to write this on every Bible he can get his hands on.

Personnally though:

Above a trough urinal:

LOOK!
Your pissing on your foot
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post Jan 3 2006, 11:53 AM
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On a wall in Stokes Croft in Bristol is daubed "Mudwig is a pettle" which is so utterly cryptic I've spent hours pondering it.

What's a pettle? Is it a good thing? Who's Mudwig and did their mother have a thing for semi-Harry Potter esque words?
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