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Svein
post Jan 20 2006, 01:04 PM
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Opus Dei want it given an "Adult" rating

Anyone else excited about seeing this, or am I being a sad twat?
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post Jan 20 2006, 01:07 PM
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I haven't read the book, so I don't care about that, but the trailer looked okay - decently shot at least.
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post Jan 20 2006, 01:10 PM
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children should be protected from what it calls "insidious" lies about Catholicism.

Spokesman Marc Carroggio said: "Any adult can distinguish reality from fiction. But you cannot expect a child to make proper judgements."


I've sat here for about five minutes trying to think of the right paedophile priest joke to make based on these quotes, but I thought I'd cut out the pieces and let you put them together yourselves. I'm going to go straight to hell anyway so why put in the effort?
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post Jan 20 2006, 01:14 PM
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QUOTE (empathy-with-beast @ Jan 20 2006, 01:10 PM)
I thought I'd cut out the pieces and let you put them together yourselves.
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They're the best type of paedophile joke.
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post Jan 20 2006, 01:15 PM
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QUOTE (empathy-with-beast @ Jan 20 2006, 02:10 PM)
I've sat here for about five minutes trying to think of the right paedophile priest joke to make based on these quotes, but I thought I'd cut out the pieces and let you put them together yourselves. I'm going to go straight to hell anyway so why put in the effort?
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you could've also mentioned the children's crusade. that was a great example of the catholic church showing their protective nature...
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post Jan 20 2006, 01:16 PM
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QUOTE (Jessopjessopjessop @ Jan 20 2006, 01:14 PM)
They're the best type of paedophile joke.
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Gotta keep the kids hands busy havn't you?
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post Jan 20 2006, 01:21 PM
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I read the book last year sometime, and while I'm not champing at the bit to see the movie, I will go and see it.

I'm just not sure I like Tom Hanks in the main role! rolleyes.gif
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post Jan 20 2006, 01:24 PM
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I wouldn't say 'excited', but I am interested in seeing it and judging how it compares to the book.
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post Jan 20 2006, 01:24 PM
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QUOTE (DazDaMan @ Jan 20 2006, 01:21 PM)
I'm just not sure I like Tom Hanks in the main role! rolleyes.gif
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Particularly seeing that in the book they say his charcter resembles Harrison Ford!

I thought the book was an enjoyable piece of pulp, so I am a little interested in the film.
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ipse dixit
post Jan 20 2006, 01:43 PM
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I refused to read the book purely because I didn't want to be seen joining the ranks of commuters clutching their copies. I don't know whether that makes me snobbish, stubborn or fickle. Probably a combination, and it will probably extend to the film, so don't expect to find me in the queue for it any time soon. I'll probably watch it on TV some day.
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post Jan 20 2006, 01:47 PM
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Opus Dei fucking love it, I saw them in a documentary the other day and the book has pretty much tripled their membership. The hold seminars where they explain who they are and how they relate to 'The Da Vinci Code' and they pack 'em in. They they recruit a percentage of these and they're laughing (possibly like this "mwah ha ha ha").

So far as the film goes, meh, the book's trash but that doesn't mean the film won't be good. Tom Hanks is one of the best actors currently working, Howard's pretty variable as far as quality goes, I'm not holding my breath for the next Indiana Jones.

Still, after it comes out I suspect Dan Brown will be rich enough to buy the Holy Grail (if he isn't already).
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post Jan 20 2006, 01:48 PM
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QUOTE (Zoe @ Jan 20 2006, 01:47 PM)
Still, after it comes out I suspect Dan Brown will be rich enough to buy the Holy Grail (if he isn't already).
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He's tried, but I'm not selling it.
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post Jan 20 2006, 01:51 PM
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He's doesn't have to buy it off you. The 2-disc edition is only £6.99 and in stock on Play.com
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post Jan 20 2006, 01:52 PM
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Pfft, don't be silly. Everyone knows it fell down that hole with Elsa.
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post Jan 20 2006, 01:53 PM
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QUOTE (Zoe @ Jan 20 2006, 01:47 PM)
Opus Dei fucking love it, I saw them in a documentary the other day and the book has pretty much tripled their membership.
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QUOTE (Marc Carroggio)
[Opus Dei's media guy]: The reaction of the members of Opus Dei, like that of many other Christians, will be to "use the lemon to make lemonade."


Err, yeah.
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