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 Oct 14 2006, 03:31 PM
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.....9.....  Group: Senior Members Posts: 2,836 Joined: 5-August 06 From: Wales Member No.: 5,387  |
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Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works! Monty Python Holy Grail Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his penis... Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty wMinstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away... Sir Robin: *No!* Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away... Sir Robin: *I didn't!* Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin |
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Oct 14 2006, 06:21 PM
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OMNOMNOM Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 19,622 Joined: 3-January 05 From: NYC Member No.: 3,076 |
QUOTE (Zoe @ Oct 14 2006, 02:02 PM) In my opinion the cleverest script ever written is 'Adaptation' by Charlie Kaufman. There are many sections of dialogue I could pick out for praise, but I particulary like the discussions between Kaufman and Robert McKee (here played by Nic Cage and Brian Cox) about the nature of screenwriting and the elusive third act problem. And later It's spectacularly clever and brilliantly funny and builds to one my favourite endings of all time. A masterclass in the unteachable nature of great writing.  I love Brian Cox in that movie. |
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Oct 15 2006, 03:41 AM
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I'm Daisy - "writer." Group: Senior Members Posts: 1,069 Joined: 15-July 05 From: West of the Oz. Member No.: 4,220 |
"Put the bunny back in the box."
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Oct 15 2006, 07:03 AM
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never rub another man's rhubarb Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,714 Joined: 2-October 04 Member No.: 2,308 |
QUOTE (Sostie @ Oct 14 2006, 03:01 PM) The Thing It's weird and pissed off, whatever it is. |
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Oct 15 2006, 04:34 PM
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All out of mercy today. Group: Senior Members Posts: 7,109 Joined: 30-November 05 From: Here to Eternity (Just outside Bolton) Member No.: 4,706 |
Nowadays it doesn't work as well (a whole new meaning behind it) but for 20 years this one has been emulated and copied ad nauseum:
"I am your father." No-one saw it coming. |
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Oct 15 2006, 06:42 PM
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Candygram! Group: Senior Members Posts: 8,488 Joined: 10-October 04 From: The 44th Parallel Member No.: 2,452 |
"That's not true! That's impossible!"
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Oct 15 2006, 09:15 PM
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It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. Group: Senior Members Posts: 3,714 Joined: 30-March 05 From: Penicuik - ass-end of beyond Member No.: 3,744 |
I think this one from Dog Soldiers is a bit of a gem:
Spoon: I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp! 
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Oct 15 2006, 10:29 PM
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Feel the Rainbow Group: Senior Members Posts: 4,717 Joined: 4-February 05 From: Sitting between Civil Liberties and the Data Protection Act Member No.: 3,341 |
I'm going to just post the odd snippet from films here regularily as I will wee myself with excitement if I do too many too soon.
Predator: If it bleeds we can kill it. Lammy Lammy, Gimme Da Weapon! We're all gonna die. etc. Star Wars That's no moon These are not the Droids you're looking for *waves hand* Stay on target Etc. Here's to next posting here... -m0r |
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Oct 15 2006, 11:53 PM
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Early 80's Tom Hanks Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,693 Joined: 6-October 05 From: Isle of Dogs, London Member No.: 4,536 |
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QUOTE (curtinparloe @ Oct 15 2006, 05:34 PM) Nowadays it doesn't work as well (a whole new meaning behind it) but for 20 years this one has been emulated and copied ad nauseum: "I am your father." No-one saw it coming. I always feel like that about Psycho. People must have shat themselves watching that film for the first time. This post has been edited by empathy-with-beast: Oct 15 2006, 11:53 PM |
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Oct 16 2006, 09:28 AM
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You do scribble Group: Senior Members Posts: 14,968 Joined: 7-October 04 From: East Member No.: 2,423 |
QUOTE (m0r1arty @ Oct 15 2006, 11:29 PM) Predator: Lammy Lammy, Gimme Da Weapon! Not fluent in Spanish, m0r? 
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Oct 16 2006, 10:34 AM
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Four Pinter Group: Senior Members Posts: 578 Joined: 24-December 04 Member No.: 2,974 |
Brendan: Emily said four words I didn't know. Tell me if they catch. Brick?
Brain: No. Brendan: Or Bad Brick? Brain: Nope. Brendan: Tug? Brain: Tug? Tug might be a drink, like milk and vodka, or something. Brendan: Poor Frisco? Brain: Frisco? Frisco Farr was a sophomore last year, real trash. Maybe had a class a week, I didn't know him then, haven't seen him around. Brendan: Pin? Brain: Pin. The Pin? Brendan: The Pin, yeah? Brain: The Pin is kinda a local spook story. You know, the King Pin? Brendan: Yeah, I've heard it. Brain: Same thing, he's supposed to be old, like 26. Lives in town. Brendan: Dope runner, right? Brain: Big time. See the Pin pipes it from the lowest scraper for Brad Bramish to sell, maybe. Ask any dope rat where their junk sprang and they'll say they scraped it from that, who scored it from this, who bought it off so, and after four or five connections the list always ends with The Pin. But I bet you, if you got every rat in town together and said "Show your hands" if any of them've actually seen The Pin, you'd get a crowd of full pockets. Brendan: You think The Pin's just a tale to take whatever heat? Brain: Hmm... So what's first? Brendan: Show of hands. |
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Oct 16 2006, 10:44 AM
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All out of mercy today. Group: Senior Members Posts: 7,109 Joined: 30-November 05 From: Here to Eternity (Just outside Bolton) Member No.: 4,706 |
QUOTE (empathy-with-beast @ Oct 16 2006, 12:53 AM) I always feel like that about Psycho. People must have shat themselves watching that film for the first time. I watched it before knowing the story, and I barely managed to keep control of my bowels... |
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Oct 16 2006, 10:48 AM
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"Mus" à gauche, "TANG" Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 15,567 Joined: 11-November 04 From: London Member No.: 2,740 |
"Well, nobody's perfect"
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Oct 16 2006, 11:11 AM
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Feel the Rainbow Group: Senior Members Posts: 4,717 Joined: 4-February 05 From: Sitting between Civil Liberties and the Data Protection Act Member No.: 3,341 |
The Commitments
"Well Terry, I'm f*cked if I know!" "It takes precision and skill, so you're f*cked for starters!" "It's Roide Sally Roide, not Righed Sally Righed!" QUOTE (Jessopjessopjessop @ Oct 16 2006, 10:28 AM) Not fluent in Spanish, m0r? My Name is, My name is, Give me the weapon? -m0r |
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Oct 16 2006, 11:21 AM
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Fallon Group: Senior Members Posts: 10,262 Joined: 17-December 04 From: The Scary-Go-Round Member No.: 2,946 |
QUOTE (Jinx @ Oct 16 2006, 11:34 AM) Brendan: Damn, I really need to watch this.
Brain: |
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