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post Feb 12 2008, 05:03 PM
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OK, think of this thread as somewhere to discuss celebrity banality. A sort of virtual Heat magazine letters page, or Perez Hilton's comments thread (without the 'FIRST bitches!!!' posts). Mainly born out of me being unable to find anywhere appropriate to post something as shameful as this...

Preston is back with ex-girlfriend

Why do I take such delight in this story? I should think Camille is a fool for taking him back; but I can't help imagine she's making him pay for his mistakes in gleeful 'I told you so' fashion.

I imagine her stroking his hair and saying "there there dear, you should never have gone for a girl without a masters in Politics". "What were you thinking you woolly headed ninny?" "I bet she'd never even seen a copy of the Guardian." "They'll probably never let you back on 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' now." "If I were you I'd give up that silly excuse for a band altogether".

I also love this quote from Chantelle:

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And when describing Preston's family, Chantelle admitted the two were from different worlds: "They sit round having dinner, drinking red wine and talking politics.

"I didn't understand. I'd just sit there thinking: 'My family don't do this. What's it all about?'"


I think I might turn this whole thing into a play, it practically writes itself.
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Zoe
post Jun 4 2008, 01:51 PM
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Why is there a story about Lily Allen in the press, every, single, day? In London she seems to be perpetually on the cover of those annoying free papers they thrust on you outside the tube.

Anyway, she did something last night, namely getting drunk and having to be carried out of the Glamour Awards. Which is a variation on what she does every night, it seems.

I'm not sure whether we're supposed to judge or admire her, but this story does make me jealous of her. Why can't I dye my hair pink, down free champagne, use Mark Ronson as a leaning post and then get carried home (on a school night).



Why do I have to be a grown up, and have a real job? Why aren't I on the cover of 'The London Paper' every other day? Why aren't I Lily Allen?

It's just not fair.
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- Zoe   Showbiz Gossip   Feb 12 2008, 05:03 PM
- - Jon 79   Wouldn't this thread fit better in the 'Gi...   Feb 13 2008, 12:40 AM
|- - Zoe   QUOTE (Jon 79 @ Feb 13 2008, 12:40 AM)Wouldn...   Feb 13 2008, 09:44 AM
- - gulfcoast_highwayman   That comment from Chantelle makes me feel sorry fo...   Feb 13 2008, 10:02 AM
- - logger   Is that picture a fair representation of Camille? ...   Feb 13 2008, 11:23 AM
|- - gulfcoast_highwayman   QUOTE (logger @ Feb 13 2008, 11:23 AM)Or just...   Feb 13 2008, 11:34 AM
- - Zoe   The beautiful Josh Duhamel has impregnated Fergie....   Feb 13 2008, 11:40 AM
- - SkipToTheEnd   QUOTE (Zoe @ Feb 13 2008, 11:40 AM)The beauti...   Feb 13 2008, 12:01 PM
|- - gulfcoast_highwayman   QUOTE (SkipToTheEnd @ Feb 13 2008, 12:01 PM)t...   Feb 13 2008, 12:05 PM
- - Sostie   I know its a bit wrong but I can't watch anyth...   Feb 13 2008, 12:09 PM
|- - Starscream`s Ghost   QUOTE (Sostie @ Feb 13 2008, 12:09 PM)I have ...   Feb 13 2008, 12:11 PM
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- - Zoe   4'8", 40 year old Gary Coleman marries 5...   Feb 13 2008, 12:32 PM
|- - Ingram   QUOTE (Zoe @ Feb 13 2008, 12:32 PM)Well no, w...   Feb 13 2008, 12:46 PM
- - logger   QUOTE (gulfcoast_highwayman @ Feb 13 2008, 11...   Feb 13 2008, 02:22 PM
- - SkipToTheEnd   QUOTE (Zoe @ Feb 13 2008, 12:32 PM)4'8...   Feb 13 2008, 05:45 PM
- - Zoe   Ian Wright's ex-wife says Don't blame marr...   Feb 14 2008, 12:09 PM
|- - Atara   OMGZZZ the little boy/girl from harry Potter is da...   Feb 14 2008, 09:28 PM
- - Starscream`s Ghost   To be fair, most footballers are thick as pig shit...   Feb 14 2008, 12:14 PM
- - Punkass   There is a major Harry Potter spoiler in that post...   Feb 14 2008, 09:33 PM
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- - logger   But at least he's in a shit band.   Feb 14 2008, 10:41 PM
|- - Shack   QUOTE (logger @ Feb 14 2008, 10:41 PM)But at ...   Feb 14 2008, 10:44 PM
- - NiteFall   QUOTE (Sostie @ Feb 13 2008, 12:09 PM)I know ...   Feb 14 2008, 11:27 PM
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|- - Sostie   QUOTE (Zoe @ Feb 20 2008, 10:48 AM)Photograph...   Feb 20 2008, 10:55 AM
|- - ipse dixit   QUOTE (Zoe @ Feb 20 2008, 10:48 AM)Scarlett J...   Feb 20 2008, 11:03 AM
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|- - Atara   QUOTE (Zoe @ Feb 20 2008, 11:48 AM) want...   Feb 20 2008, 06:41 PM
- - Starscream`s Ghost   Lohan really looks terrible, doesn't she.   Feb 20 2008, 10:56 AM
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- - logger   QUOTE (PrincessKate @ Feb 20 2008, 06:16 PM)I...   Feb 20 2008, 11:10 PM
- - GundamGuy_UK   QUOTE (PrincessKate @ Feb 20 2008, 06:16 PM)E...   Feb 21 2008, 04:02 PM
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- - Zoe   Why is there a story about Lily Allen in the press...   Jun 4 2008, 01:51 PM
- - Serafina_Pekkala   Well - you will be in the hub-bub of London meeeee...   Jun 4 2008, 05:37 PM
- - Zoe   I still kind of like her though. Her blog today r...   Jun 4 2008, 06:11 PM
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- - logger   Look away now.   Oct 4 2009, 05:23 PM
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- - Llama   That is amazing.   Oct 5 2009, 09:09 AM
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