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[Zoe]

OK, think of this thread as somewhere to discuss celebrity banality. A sort of virtual Heat magazine letters page, or Perez Hilton's comments thread (without the 'FIRST bitches!!!' posts). Mainly born out of me being unable to find anywhere appropriate to post something as shameful as this...

Preston is back with ex-girlfriend

Why do I take such delight in this story? I should think Camille is a fool for taking him back; but I can't help imagine she's making him pay for his mistakes in gleeful 'I told you so' fashion.

I imagine her stroking his hair and saying "there there dear, you should never have gone for a girl without a masters in Politics". "What were you thinking you woolly headed ninny?" "I bet she'd never even seen a copy of the Guardian." "They'll probably never let you back on 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' now." "If I were you I'd give up that silly excuse for a band altogether".

I also love this quote from Chantelle:

And when describing Preston's family, Chantelle admitted the two were from different worlds: "They sit round having dinner, drinking red wine and talking politics.

"I didn't understand. I'd just sit there thinking: 'My family don't do this. What's it all about?'"

I think I might turn this whole thing into a play, it practically writes itself.

[Serafina_Pekkala]

Well - you will be in the hub-bub of London meeeeeja soon, sweet Zoe-bear. It may all come true after all. And you can actually enjoy it too. Unlike Lily who clearly has never been part of the real world hence she thinks she is hard-done-by etc etc.

At least Evelyn Waugh's vile social dimwits knew they were in a position of privilege.