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post Feb 12 2008, 05:03 PM
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OK, think of this thread as somewhere to discuss celebrity banality. A sort of virtual Heat magazine letters page, or Perez Hilton's comments thread (without the 'FIRST bitches!!!' posts). Mainly born out of me being unable to find anywhere appropriate to post something as shameful as this...

Preston is back with ex-girlfriend

Why do I take such delight in this story? I should think Camille is a fool for taking him back; but I can't help imagine she's making him pay for his mistakes in gleeful 'I told you so' fashion.

I imagine her stroking his hair and saying "there there dear, you should never have gone for a girl without a masters in Politics". "What were you thinking you woolly headed ninny?" "I bet she'd never even seen a copy of the Guardian." "They'll probably never let you back on 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' now." "If I were you I'd give up that silly excuse for a band altogether".

I also love this quote from Chantelle:

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And when describing Preston's family, Chantelle admitted the two were from different worlds: "They sit round having dinner, drinking red wine and talking politics.

"I didn't understand. I'd just sit there thinking: 'My family don't do this. What's it all about?'"


I think I might turn this whole thing into a play, it practically writes itself.
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post Feb 13 2008, 12:40 AM
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Wouldn't this thread fit better in the 'Girls Talk' section of the forum...?
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post Feb 13 2008, 09:44 AM
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QUOTE (Jon 79 @ Feb 13 2008, 12:40 AM)
Wouldn't this thread fit better in the 'Girls Talk' section of the forum...?
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Or maybe we could create a new 'girls and bitchy gays' section...
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post Feb 13 2008, 10:02 AM
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That comment from Chantelle makes me feel sorry for her.

Pushed to the margins in Preston's middle class world, what chance did she have?
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post Feb 13 2008, 11:23 AM
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Is that picture a fair representation of Camille? If so I'd have stuck with Chantelle. Or just gone for someone good looking and intelligent.
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post Feb 13 2008, 11:34 AM
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QUOTE (logger @ Feb 13 2008, 11:23 AM)
Or just gone for someone good looking and intelligent.
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Nice idea, logger, but most of us are taken wink.gif
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post Feb 13 2008, 11:40 AM
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The beautiful Josh Duhamel has impregnated Fergie. Yuck.

Jeez. Imagine putting it in there.
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post Feb 13 2008, 12:01 PM
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QUOTE (Zoe @ Feb 13 2008, 11:40 AM)
The beautiful Josh Duhamel has impregnated Fergie. Yuck.

Jeez. Imagine putting it in there.
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theres a man with taste! eurgh... d'you think she sang 'my humps' while they were getting it on?
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post Feb 13 2008, 12:05 PM
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QUOTE (SkipToTheEnd @ Feb 13 2008, 12:01 PM)
theres a man with taste! eurgh... d'you think she sang 'my humps' while they were getting it on?
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That just made me throw up in my mouth.
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post Feb 13 2008, 12:09 PM
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I know its a bit wrong but I can't watch anything with The Black Eyed Peas without thinking the rest of the band are, or have, done Fergie at some point. Either on their own or as a group.

I have not thought that about any other band with a lone female member.

EDIT: Has this been mentioned before?
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post Feb 13 2008, 12:11 PM
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QUOTE (Sostie @ Feb 13 2008, 12:09 PM)
I have not thought that about any other band with a lone female member.
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Weren't The Audience a band with only one female member?

I can imagine Ellis-Bextor being filth.

Maybe that's just me though.
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post Feb 13 2008, 12:30 PM
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I just did a quck poll in the office (well 6 people) and asked, out of Blondie, No Doubt, Black Eyed Peas and Siouxsie & The Banshees, if you had to choose one where you think the rest of the band are "doing" the singer, which would it be.

They all said Black Eyed Peas.

The irony is I know the other 3 have indulged in inter-band shagging.
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post Feb 13 2008, 12:32 PM
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4'8", 40 year old Gary Coleman marries 5'7", 22 year old Shannon Price.

What you talkin bout Willis?

They look so happy.

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The couple also shares the reason they say they kept their marriage a secret.  Price says, “I just want my own identity as well because I don’t want to be known as Gary Coleman’s wife.”


Well no, who would?
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post Feb 13 2008, 12:46 PM
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QUOTE (Zoe @ Feb 13 2008, 12:32 PM)
Well no, who would?
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Apparently she's a 'great e-Bayer' and he wants her to become well-known and respected for that.

When did eBay become a verb? Or 'e-Bayer' a profession?
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post Feb 13 2008, 02:22 PM
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QUOTE (gulfcoast_highwayman @ Feb 13 2008, 11:34 AM)
Nice idea, logger, but most of us are taken wink.gif
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But he is a celebrity with killer cheekbones and an ordinary band, if he can't do it then what hope do us poor schlubs have.

QUOTE (Zoe @ Feb 13 2008, 11:40 AM)
Jeez. Imagine putting it in there.
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Little bit turned on now.
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