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post Jun 4 2008, 01:51 PM
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Why is there a story about Lily Allen in the press, every, single, day? In London she seems to be perpetually on the cover of those annoying free papers they thrust on you outside the tube.

Anyway, she did something last night, namely getting drunk and having to be carried out of the Glamour Awards. Which is a variation on what she does every night, it seems.

I'm not sure whether we're supposed to judge or admire her, but this story does make me jealous of her. Why can't I dye my hair pink, down free champagne, use Mark Ronson as a leaning post and then get carried home (on a school night).



Why do I have to be a grown up, and have a real job? Why aren't I on the cover of 'The London Paper' every other day? Why aren't I Lily Allen?

It's just not fair.
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post Jun 4 2008, 05:37 PM
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Well - you will be in the hub-bub of London meeeeeja soon, sweet Zoe-bear. It may all come true after all. And you can actually enjoy it too. Unlike Lily who clearly has never been part of the real world hence she thinks she is hard-done-by etc etc.

At least Evelyn Waugh's vile social dimwits knew they were in a position of privilege.
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post Jun 4 2008, 06:11 PM
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I still kind of like her though.

Her blog today reads thusly:

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Last time i wrote here , I was defending my honor and dignity , explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behaviour was embarrassing. This time i'm putting my hands up , i got very drunk last night , too drunk. It's not cool getting that drunk , i feel awful and I have to thank my little brother alf for getting me home safely.
Kids , drink responsibly or you'll end up looking like this , not pretty ! Was quite fun though , from what i can remember. need fry up now .


And her profile picture is her being carried to the car last night.
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post Jun 4 2008, 07:44 PM
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QUOTE (Zoe @ Jun 4 2008, 06:11 PM)
I still kind of like her though.
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She seems nice enough. There are much worse culprits I'm sure. At least she has a sense of humour.
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post Jun 5 2008, 07:59 AM
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X-Files Star Expecting Third Baby

It was more the picture they chose to run next to the story that made me chuckle.

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QUOTE (Outatime @ Jun 5 2008, 08:59 AM)
X-Files Star Expecting Third Baby

It was more the picture they chose to run next to the story that made me chuckle.


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What made me chuckle more was the fact they've labelled Simon 'Rex Features'.
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post Jun 5 2008, 01:43 PM
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QUOTE (Outatime @ Jun 5 2008, 07:59 AM)
X-Files Star Expecting Third Baby

It was more the picture they chose to run next to the story that made me chuckle.


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Hehehehe.
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post Jun 6 2008, 06:08 PM
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post Jun 6 2008, 06:10 PM
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*cackle* One of our mods on Harmony's board pointed out the exact same thing.

Bisley's ultimate fantasy = The Timhopapotamous? laugh.gif

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment / they made all the FBI agents in the area pregnant

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post Jun 6 2008, 07:07 PM
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QUOTE (Outatime @ Jun 5 2008, 07:59 AM)
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It was more the picture they chose to run next to the story that made me chuckle.


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How sweet. smile.gif

I always wish Gillian the best. And her tall, hunky and much younger man is well fit. No wonder she's knocked up again. Atta girl.
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post Oct 4 2009, 04:16 PM
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Lindsay Lohan's face today in France



This picture actually makes me want to cry.
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post Oct 4 2009, 05:23 PM
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post Oct 5 2009, 08:41 AM
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What a tragedy. She is how old and getting that done?

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post Oct 5 2009, 09:06 AM
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The girl's not right. Those pictures of her 'leggings range' are terrible - they make the Pussycat Trolls look like Coco Chanel.

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post Oct 5 2009, 09:09 AM
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That is amazing.
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