May 9 2008, 10:11 AM
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William Shatner Shat on my Platter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 4,239 Joined: 4-February 07 From: age Frais Member No.: 6,090 |
In answer to Drifter's question, apparently his heart is replaced by a mechanical one and he has to keep on electrocuting himself to keep it going.
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May 9 2008, 10:16 AM
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"Mus" à gauche, "TANG" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 15,567 Joined: 11-November 04 From: London Member No.: 2,740 |
And I assume he survives the fall in the first film because the car breaks his fall.
I'd love to see a series of Crank films where he dies (or seems to) at the end of each film. He is always doomed from the beginning. It would be in keeping with the almost computer game feel of the film. |
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May 9 2008, 10:25 AM
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Meow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,777 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Silverton, Devon Member No.: 2,416 |
Bloody Narnia chronicles, what about The Magicians Nephew and A Horse and His Boy? Why make books 2 and 4 into films and ignore 1 and 3? Especially when A Horse and His Boy is one of the best of the lot. In fact, Prince Caspian is quite dull by comparison, bugger all really happens.
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May 9 2008, 01:33 PM
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.....9..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 2,836 Joined: 5-August 06 From: Wales Member No.: 5,387 |
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May 9 2008, 04:46 PM
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Space Cowboy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Blokes in Charge Posts: 14,557 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Mercy Member No.: 2,262 |
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May 9 2008, 04:49 PM
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I got feet but I'm not a foetus. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 6,161 Joined: 18-January 07 From: My mumzy's tumkin Member No.: 6,052 |
Hmm. Sounds like a jump on the bandwagon to me. Could be good, though.
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May 9 2008, 04:50 PM
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Be careful what you fish for ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 15,436 Joined: 2-February 05 Member No.: 3,331 |
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May 9 2008, 05:36 PM
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We gotta make the planet safe for the kiddies ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,683 Joined: 4-October 04 From: In the Southstand, watching the WORLD Champions. Member No.: 2,367 |
QUOTE (Starscream`s Ghost @ May 9 2008, 09:54 AM) I tried to like the first Narnia film; I didn't mind the book growing up, but the film was just...meh. I don't think it helped that Tilda Swinton was terribly miscast as the Witch. Not her fault, and she didn't do a bad job, it just didn't work well, imho. I'm coping with the Narnia films thus far, although I agree that Caspian isn't one of the most exciting. It's mainly because it was the second one written. If you look at them in order of writing they get better and more daring in their scope as they go on. I'm a bit intrigued/concerned that Tilda Swinton is listed in the cast for Caspian. The White Witch isn't in Prince Caspian. |
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May 9 2008, 06:32 PM
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Bully for you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 20,419 Joined: 25-February 05 From: behind a desk, sitting very still Member No.: 3,498 |
QUOTE (Drifter @ May 9 2008, 02:33 PM) Hmm, on the one hand, Bioshock is one of the most interesting games I've seen in a while and one that has an interesting story to it. On the other, Verbinski's not a great director and unless they get a decent writer on board it'll just be another shit video game adaptation. QUOTE (Raven @ May 9 2008, 05:46 PM) My exact response to this was ''What the fuck?'' QUOTE (gulfcoast_highwayman @ May 9 2008, 06:36 PM) I'm a bit intrigued/concerned that Tilda Swinton is listed in the cast for Caspian. The White Witch isn't in Prince Caspian. Maybe she's just used in archive footage to explain what is going on to people who didn't see the first film. |
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May 9 2008, 06:52 PM
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Cent Dix-Sept ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 2,968 Joined: 1-October 04 From: London Member No.: 2,258 |
QUOTE (maian @ May 9 2008, 07:32 PM) Hmm, on the one hand, Bioshock is one of the most interesting games I've seen in a while and one that has an interesting story to it. On the other, Verbinski's not a great director and unless they get a decent writer on board it'll just be another shit video game adaptation. I actually think Gore Verbinski is a pretty good director with a great eye for interesting visuals, but certainly it relies on the script. Naysayers they may have, but I enjoyed The Mexican and his remake of The Ring, and while the Pirates films went off the rails somewhat, it was more the over-muddling of the plot and characters than lack of technical expertise. Maybe I'm just a huge apologist because I fucking love Mousehunt. |
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May 9 2008, 07:13 PM
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Bully for you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 20,419 Joined: 25-February 05 From: behind a desk, sitting very still Member No.: 3,498 |
I just think he can't really construct a film. I've always got a sense that while he has a good eye he can't really tell a story and that other factors, be they script, effects or performances, are what carry his films more than his own abilities.
Mousehunt is pretty good, mind. |
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May 12 2008, 03:13 AM
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Blood's thicker than water, but blood leaves a stain. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 2,922 Joined: 6-March 06 From: Melbourne, Australia Member No.: 4,984 |
QUOTE (Raven @ May 10 2008, 02:46 AM) QUOTE (sweetbutinsane @ May 10 2008, 02:50 AM) QUOTE (maian @ May 10 2008, 04:32 AM) Maybe the first film was actually a dream within a dream. Or maybe they're just trying to cash in, yet again, on a good self-contained film by making an inferior sequel. QUOTE (gulfcoast_highwayman @ May 10 2008, 03:36 AM) I'm coping with the Narnia films thus far, although I agree that Caspian isn't one of the most exciting. It's mainly because it was the second one written. If you look at them in order of writing they get better and more daring in their scope as they go on. I'm a bit intrigued/concerned that Tilda Swinton is listed in the cast for Caspian. The White Witch isn't in Prince Caspian. QUOTE (maian @ May 10 2008, 04:32 AM) Maybe she's just used in archive footage to explain what is going on to people who didn't see the first film. They should've made The Magician's Nephew, then. It annoys me that they're plonking the White Witch into a story that she wasn't in (because she DIED!). Feel the love. dolfyn. This post has been edited by dolfyn: May 12 2008, 03:13 AM |
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May 12 2008, 09:56 AM
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Meow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,777 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Silverton, Devon Member No.: 2,416 |
QUOTE (gulfcoast_highwayman @ May 9 2008, 06:36 PM) I'm coping with the Narnia films thus far, although I agree that Caspian isn't one of the most exciting. It's mainly because it was the second one written. If you look at them in order of writing they get better and more daring in their scope as they go on. I'm a bit intrigued/concerned that Tilda Swinton is listed in the cast for Caspian. The White Witch isn't in Prince Caspian. She almost is, but yes, she never actually makes it into the story in person. And she didn't die as such in Narnia did she? Isn't she in the Silver Chair? Or is that someone else? Actually Wikipedia says she isn't explicitly described as the same person, but could be. It also says she will appear in Prince Caspian as an apparition from beyond the grave. Unecassary I think. |
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May 12 2008, 12:25 PM
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We gotta make the planet safe for the kiddies ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,683 Joined: 4-October 04 From: In the Southstand, watching the WORLD Champions. Member No.: 2,367 |
The Silver Chair keeps Prince Rilian captive. He is being trapped by 'The Lady Of The Green Kirtle. She is sometimes referred to as being The White Witch, although this is very rare and mostly thought incorrect. There is also talk of her being of the same race as the White Witch, but again this is not really explored. The happenings in The Magicians Nephew seem to make any connection unlikely.
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May 12 2008, 08:51 PM
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Varga Girl ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 7,301 Joined: 15-October 04 From: New York Member No.: 2,531 |
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