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Oct 6 2004, 11:57 AM
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Two Pinter ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 109 Joined: 2-October 04 Member No.: 2,294 |
The irritated "Alright's that pop up all through the series.
And the whole "letter explaining why she dumped me" speech is especially handy to spout off. Oh and "pudding..." Man, there is just too many! |
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Oct 6 2004, 05:00 PM
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"W is for WINCHESTER" Forum Spelling Queen ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 145 Joined: 6-October 04 From: Oxford or Sussex Member No.: 2,402 |
Brian: "Can I borrow a teabag?"
Tim: "Only if you bring it back." Brian: "What?" Tim: "You can have a teabag Brian you can't borrow one." Brian: "Oh.." Tim: "... You've got some paint on you." Brian: "It's a literal tribute to the reflexivity of Rembrandt." Tim: "Did he like it?" Brian: "No, he's dead." Tim: "Bloody hell that really backfired didn't it" |
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Oct 6 2004, 05:26 PM
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Two Pinter ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 124 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Australia Member No.: 2,271 |
"How sexy am I?"
Very. |
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Oct 6 2004, 05:43 PM
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Jaffacake Scoffing Geekgirl ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 1,378 Joined: 3-October 04 From: Crashing on your sofa Member No.: 2,333 |
"Chuck ya boyfreind, have a sandwich"
"Oh brian you came"-"Oh no, just spilled my drink" "Babylon 5's a big pile of shit""GET OUT!""Whey!" "You have a little sister called Katie who once used you batman comics to cover her, cardboard car. Unable to salvage the comics, you drove the car into the pond, hitting your head on the concrete fountain which is where you got your, scar" "Fetch me my tools" "Naughty?!" "Jar jar binks makes the ewoks look like fcuking sharft!" "Ive got some fucking jaffacakes in my coat pocket" |
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Oct 6 2004, 08:57 PM
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I just love all of the meaningless shit that Vulva and Hoover say.
and "Jar jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking shaft!" always gets me |
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Oct 6 2004, 09:04 PM
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Two Pinter ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 124 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Australia Member No.: 2,271 |
QUOTE I just love all of the meaningless shit that Vulva and Hoover say. "Suck it in... filter it out!" "Do you know any famous or important people?" and "I 'ate your Mum, and I 'ate you." Two quotes I've been dying to use in everyday conversation but have always chickened out of at the last minute... I also love the way Tim says "a crossbow?" when he Daisy and Bilbo are in Fantasy Bazaar. Simon Pegg's tone is fried gold! Not to mention the whole 'ex boyfriend' thing. See - even Bilbo thinks Tim is gay! |
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Oct 6 2004, 09:07 PM
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Smut by the Sea ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 18,671 Joined: 5-October 04 From: The North Member No.: 2,387 |
I LOVE
Twist: I need you to see me as a whole! Brian: I do! Twist: A whole Brian, with a 'w'! And the Ewoks bit, of course. There's also something weird but ace about the way Bilbo says "The Phantom Menace was eighteen months ago Tim!" |
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Oct 6 2004, 09:24 PM
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Two Pinter ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 124 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Australia Member No.: 2,271 |
QUOTE "The Phantom Menace was eighteen months ago Tim!" It's Bill Bailey's sexy voice! |
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Oct 6 2004, 09:25 PM
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Hey folks, kinda new here. So Hi. And also, I feel the need to contribute:
Tim: "Now, I don't care if you saved up all your fifty p's. Take your pocket money, and GET OUT!!" *Small child runs out of shop, sobbing hysterically* Tim: "Pfft. What a prick." ------------------------------------- Daisy: "... we ate our bodyweight in Twiglets and you punched an artist in the face." Tim: "Shit!" *looks worried. A moment passes* "I'm not supposed to have Twiglets." Daisy: "Why not?" Tim: "They make me violent." That line gets me every everytime. Best. Quote. Ever. This post has been edited by MexicanAlibi: Oct 6 2004, 09:41 PM |
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Oct 6 2004, 09:52 PM
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I am not nick frost ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 382 Joined: 6-October 04 From: Devon Member No.: 2,403 |
QUOTE ( Mike ) "Tim's just really upset beacuse you jepordised his future" It was something like that. I can't check as I've left my spaced DVDs at my friends house ! ... also QUOTE ( Brian and Tim ) Brian - What's that?
Tim - Tomb Raider 3 Brian - She's drowning. Is that the point of the game? Tim - Depends how you're feeling really |
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Oct 6 2004, 11:08 PM
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The Cuddly Face Of Heavy Metal ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 508 Joined: 1-October 04 From: York Member No.: 2,283 |
"You know what they say about Love and War"
"Yeah, one involves a lot of phyiscal and psychological pain, and the other one's War." |
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Oct 6 2004, 11:15 PM
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Classic Dwayne Bensey! (Not sure if it's been mentioned)
Paintball Scene - Bisley and Bensey: FIGHT! *Dwayne's mobile phone rings when he's about to sneak up on Tim* Dwayne: Saved by the bell. Tim: Aren't you gonna answer that? Dwayne: I've got an answering service. Tim: You've got an answer for everything. Dwayne: I can't believe you just said that! Always makes me laugh. Oh and: Daisy: I knew I should've bought 'Big Fat Cocks'... Class. I'm new by the way. So, hello! This post has been edited by WarBastard: Oct 6 2004, 11:16 PM |
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Oct 6 2004, 11:19 PM
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Cock it! ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 152 Joined: 4-October 04 From: UK Member No.: 2,355 |
Hiiiiiiiii and just for you
"Now for the Battle-Royal, Private Iron Vs War Bastard......ACTIVATE!" This post has been edited by Mike_Lee_Watt: Oct 6 2004, 11:21 PM |
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Oct 6 2004, 11:22 PM
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Class! And thanks. Daisy: What does tfu stand for? Tim: 'The Fuckest Uppest' I |
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Oct 6 2004, 11:29 PM
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Cock it! ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 152 Joined: 4-October 04 From: UK Member No.: 2,355 |
Hehe
"Welcome to Robot Club the 1st rule is you do not talk about Robot Club The second rule is You do not talk abo.....Hold on i got that wrong.... the second rule is No Smonking" Tim Why you not aloud to smoke? Mike Not pose to talk about it Tim Alrittte This post has been edited by Mike_Lee_Watt: Oct 6 2004, 11:32 PM |
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