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Oct 8 2004, 05:21 AM
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And again...
Tim: "Twist, we're going to an animal testing laboratory, I'm sure they'll be plenty of make-up there." |
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Oct 8 2004, 08:44 AM
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Two Pinter ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 124 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Australia Member No.: 2,271 |
"Do you believe in life after love?"
"That's a song." "Shit." |
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Oct 8 2004, 10:19 AM
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Infamous Wooden Spider ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 3,171 Joined: 1-October 04 From: New Zealand Member No.: 2,273 |
"I'm not a monster, Tim"
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Oct 8 2004, 11:09 AM
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You do scribble ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 14,968 Joined: 7-October 04 From: East Member No.: 2,423 |
Some or most of these have been mentioned before, but here goes anyway:
"What a prick" "Nobody's listening" "You shot me in the bollocks, Tim" "Yeah, I must've changed at King's Cross" "I can't believe some of the shit I used to do with you" "Clever boys..." And the classic I slipped in during a dull presentation at work - "Skip to the end" - hilarity ensued. jjj |
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Oct 8 2004, 08:01 PM
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"It's times like this I wish i could mind read. Right Tim?"
Cut to Tim Cut back to Daisy "Shit." |
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Oct 8 2004, 08:02 PM
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Ade Flanders ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Moderators Posts: 14,206 Joined: 2-October 04 From: the moment I could first write, I KNEW that I wanted to be an internet forum moderator... Member No.: 2,296 |
"Mike! Don't let them dress you up like a big cock."
"I dressed up as an elderly Iranian woman once." "Did you?" "I didn't have to." ".....we should talk...." |
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Oct 8 2004, 08:28 PM
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oh fuck
what no, the last 4 letters you threw at me spelt fuck. ohh, what do you think that means. oh look theres madonna. theres been an acident anybody get hurt a laaydee! SPUNK! IT WAS SAID HE WAS SEEN AT NIGHT ON HAMPSTED HEATH. CLOSE TO THE MEAT. CHUCK YA BOYFRIEND, HAVE A SANDWHICH ACHORNS WE CANT WAIST ANY MORE TIME. WE HAVE TO SPLIT UP, LOOK FOR SURVIVERS AND GET OUT OF HERE!! |
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Oct 8 2004, 08:30 PM
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OH YES I NEARLY FORGOT
PUDDING! |
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Oct 8 2004, 09:53 PM
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Two Pinter ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 156 Joined: 2-October 04 From: Chicago suburbs, Illinois, USA Member No.: 2,320 |
"Twist, you're.... Jabba."
"Is Jabba the princess?" (chorus) "Yes." |
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Oct 8 2004, 11:39 PM
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Daisy: *Pointing to herself and Brian* Artist, writer...
Mike: Uhhh, Mike Tim: Colin! Come on ya...Colin... Daisy: Abducted?!? Tim: Yeah by a crocodile or something Daisy: Crocodile?!? Tim: Or something... Tim: So do you like my comic? Daisy: Yeah....oh that reminds me Marcia was talking about the rubbish Tim: I think you should burn it, cause, if you lose it, you might find it again and of course... Tim: He's not my boyfriend! *Picks up phone* Hi babe. and Tim: Daddy cool |
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Oct 9 2004, 12:05 AM
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That man gives me the jibblies ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 78 Joined: 3-October 04 From: Up yer bum in Member No.: 2,341 |
"Its not finished!!..............Its finished!!"
"U fukin plum" |
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Oct 9 2004, 03:18 AM
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IN 1994, WHILE ON WEEKEND MANOEVRES IN FRANCE I COMMANDEERED A CHIEFTEN TANK WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF MY IMMEDIATE SUPERIORS. I THEN ATTEMPTED TO INVADE PARIS. HOWEVER, EN ROUTE I SIOPPED AT DISNEYLAND PARIS OR EURODISNEY AS IT WAS THEN CALLED, AND WAS SUBSEQUENTLY APPREHENDED ON SPACE MOUNTAIN. NICE
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Oct 9 2004, 10:39 AM
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Would you like to see my mask? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 8,101 Joined: 6-October 04 From: Yorkshire - a place, a state of mind Member No.: 2,406 |
QUOTE (hokum @ Oct 9 2004, 04:18 AM) IN 1994, WHILE ON WEEKEND MANOEVRES ... Were all those caps really necessary? You Joey |
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Oct 9 2004, 11:30 AM
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Smut by the Sea ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 18,671 Joined: 5-October 04 From: The North Member No.: 2,387 |
When Daisy has returned from Asia
Brian: Hello you! .... Go there! It's the way he says "go there", it makes me laugh. |
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Oct 9 2004, 02:40 PM
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Smut by the Sea ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Members Posts: 18,671 Joined: 5-October 04 From: The North Member No.: 2,387 |
(I would have added this to my original post but I cannot)
Another commentary quote: " I'd rather bone 'Good Sandy' " - Edgar |
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