 Pegg, Simon Pegg, The man for Bond?! |
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 Feb 20 2005, 01:31 PM
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Rally ye! They are but girls with teddies  Group: Senior Members Posts: 1,667 Joined: 5-February 05 From: Pixieland Member No.: 3,346  |
And so whilst perusing the sunday paper (minus the "waffle"(ie news and cutting straight to the TV guide)) I see this:
 Hmmmm.... [cue someone's photoshoping of Simon's head onto Timothy Dalton era Bond] PS They are spot on with the atrocious film that was Die Another Day...I mean who can forget them ditching the vodka line in favour of: Bond: Red Bull and Archers please! Leading us to wonder about our favourtie Agent's New Age tastes! This post has been edited by WiseJoeyD: Feb 20 2005, 01:31 PM |
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Feb 20 2005, 07:37 PM
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That's weird 'cause ages ago my sister and I were talking about who the next James Bond should be and we thought it would be cool if it was The Pegg.
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Feb 20 2005, 07:43 PM
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Infamous Wooden Spider Group: Senior Members Posts: 3,171 Joined: 1-October 04 From: New Zealand Member No.: 2,273 |
Haha, that's quite funny. We should get a campaign going.
Peter Serafinawicz would make a great bond villain too. 
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Feb 20 2005, 07:46 PM
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Toasty Group: Senior Members Posts: 9,759 Joined: 16-December 04 From: Hell-Lay Member No.: 2,939 |
Only if Julia Deakin takes over from Denchy as M.
OOH, and Jess! - you're so Moneypenny, baby. 
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Feb 21 2005, 03:26 PM
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Rally ye! They are but girls with teddies Group: Senior Members Posts: 1,667 Joined: 5-February 05 From: Pixieland Member No.: 3,346 |
Q: And here we have these false British teeth, in case they don't fall for the "I'm actually one ofthe Windsors" line. And if you look to the left we have a wombat launcher; they've been bred to feast on the flesh of Her Majesty's Enemies. And finally,
[unveils souped up skateboard with DeLorean rocket booster ad-ons] A De-Lorean'd upped skateboard [After all there hasn't been a Bond chase on skateboard yet has there?! [Cut to them swerving through half pipes in their dinner suits] |
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Feb 21 2005, 03:40 PM
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I'm sorry; I meant, "Drop dead, *comrade*." Group: Senior Members Posts: 4,352 Joined: 21-January 05 From: CTU Member No.: 3,252 |
Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Villain: No Mister Bond, I expect you to die. Bond: Blimey. That really backfired. |
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Feb 21 2005, 03:46 PM
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Rally ye! They are but girls with teddies Group: Senior Members Posts: 1,667 Joined: 5-February 05 From: Pixieland Member No.: 3,346 |
Cue Mike bursting in with rocket launchers for shoes and Uzi clips strapped on.
Then they could have the typical Bond Girl moment (TM Peter StringFellow) except with a millenium gay edge with classic open-for-dirty-mind lines like: Bond: Worried I wouldn't come?! |
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Feb 21 2005, 07:50 PM
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Toasty Group: Senior Members Posts: 9,759 Joined: 16-December 04 From: Hell-Lay Member No.: 2,939 |
QUOTE (WiseJoeyD @ Feb 21 2005, 07:46 AM) Cue Mike bursting in with rocket launchers for shoes and Uzi clips strapped on.  I had Frostie pinned for Q actually, but yeah....I suppose Q le Watt would certainly be field-trained.  "Jimmy! Fetch me my tooooools...." |
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Feb 21 2005, 11:31 PM
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Rally ye! They are but girls with teddies Group: Senior Members Posts: 1,667 Joined: 5-February 05 From: Pixieland Member No.: 3,346 |
No! That's....TOO perfect! TOO funny
[Rips away curtain with Norman Wisdom writing jokes and with massive microphone] NW: Oooooooohhhhhhhh bollocks YOu could have the slightly useless Daisy as the Bond girl, and Twist, whose turned evil because of dildos, the BOnd Villainess...leading on from Onatopp with her deadly dildo weapons [Doctors come in and adminsiter anti-perverse medicine] |
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Feb 22 2005, 01:40 AM
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Dreaming my life... Group: Senior Members Posts: 3,593 Joined: 3-October 04 From: Lots of different places. Member No.: 2,336 |
Julia Deakin: "helloooo, My name's Pussy Galore."
Pegg as Bond laughs, then realises she's serious, & pulls a straight face: "oh." This post has been edited by Jon 79: Feb 22 2005, 01:41 AM |
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Feb 22 2005, 08:48 PM
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Now available in Mahogany Group: Senior Members Posts: 359 Joined: 27-December 04 From: My Mother (What kind of a question is this?) Member No.: 3,001 |
QUOTE (thirtyhelens @ Feb 21 2005, 07:50 PM) I had Frostie pinned for Q actually, but yeah....I suppose Q le Watt would certainly be field-trained. "Jimmy! Fetch me my tooooools...." No! Mike should be the "token best friend" character that gets killed in the middle. QUOTE (Jon 79 @ Feb 22 2005, 01:40 AM) Julia Deakin: "helloooo, My name's Pussy Galore." Pegg as Bond laughs, then realises she's serious, & pulls a straight face: "oh."  This could be the Peggsters new film venture after Hot Fuzz (unless a new series of Spaced is in the works? - Hey? Hey? *wink* *nudge* *wink* *nudge* etc) |
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Feb 22 2005, 10:40 PM
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Two Pinter Group: Senior Members Posts: 157 Joined: 13-February 05 From: Hartlepool, England Member No.: 3,409 |
Simon Pegg. In a tuxedo. All sexy and that.
Mmmm, sounds like a swell idea! 
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Feb 22 2005, 11:29 PM
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Rally ye! They are but girls with teddies Group: Senior Members Posts: 1,667 Joined: 5-February 05 From: Pixieland Member No.: 3,346 |
QUOTE (claire @ Feb 22 2005, 10:40 PM) Mmmm, sounds like a swell idea! I hope to sweet God-Of-Mineral-Water that's not some lewd innuendo....wait...you're hired! Yep, we need someone to have a line in filthy double entendres You: But I.. Me: hush! now, try this line... You: ..."forgive me for pointing" YOU SICK BASTARD! [Smacks my bitch up] PS On a serious note he SHOULD be in it in some random comedy part, like R's errant son R: Now where did I....P!! What?! NOT AT THE PENGUINS!!! [P(egg) unleashes the Horny Ray on genetically engineered penguins* thus at once solving population concerns] *geneticly enhance to impersonate leading Hollywood actresses+ +except Julia roberts who inssists on doing that herself in her own movies^ ^stupid bitch |
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Feb 27 2005, 10:38 PM
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Young Roberts could not face another moussaka Group: Senior Members Posts: 715 Joined: 23-February 05 From: Norway/Oxford Member No.: 3,477 |
BAD GUY: "So mr bond... then the laser that i have installed via a massive rocket on the moon that will reflect the suns rays onto the earth using 14 million diamonds, simultaneously destroying every..."
BOND (PEGG): "Skip to the end.." Yep, it would be brilliant! |
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