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WiseJoeyD
post Feb 20 2005, 01:31 PM
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And so whilst perusing the sunday paper (minus the "waffle"(ie news and cutting straight to the TV guide)) I see this:


Hmmmm....

[cue someone's photoshoping of Simon's head onto Timothy Dalton era Bond]

PS They are spot on with the atrocious film that was Die Another Day...I mean who can forget them ditching the vodka line in favour of:

Bond: Red Bull and Archers please!

Leading us to wonder about our favourtie Agent's New Age tastes!

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post Feb 20 2005, 07:37 PM
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That's weird 'cause ages ago my sister and I were talking about who the next James Bond should be and we thought it would be cool if it was The Pegg.
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post Feb 20 2005, 07:43 PM
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Haha, that's quite funny. We should get a campaign going.
Peter Serafinawicz would make a great bond villain too. smile.gif
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post Feb 20 2005, 07:46 PM
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Only if Julia Deakin takes over from Denchy as M.

OOH, and Jess! - you're so Moneypenny, baby. laugh.gif

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post Feb 21 2005, 03:26 PM
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Q: And here we have these false British teeth, in case they don't fall for the "I'm actually one ofthe Windsors" line. And if you look to the left we have a wombat launcher; they've been bred to feast on the flesh of Her Majesty's Enemies. And finally,

[unveils souped up skateboard with DeLorean rocket booster ad-ons]

A De-Lorean'd upped skateboard

[After all there hasn't been a Bond chase on skateboard yet has there?!

[Cut to them swerving through half pipes in their dinner suits]
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post Feb 21 2005, 03:40 PM
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Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Villain: No Mister Bond, I expect you to die.
Bond: Blimey. That really backfired.
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post Feb 21 2005, 03:46 PM
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Cue Mike bursting in with rocket launchers for shoes and Uzi clips strapped on.

Then they could have the typical Bond Girl moment (TM Peter StringFellow) except with a millenium gay edge with classic open-for-dirty-mind lines like:

Bond: Worried I wouldn't come?!
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post Feb 21 2005, 07:50 PM
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QUOTE (WiseJoeyD @ Feb 21 2005, 07:46 AM)
Cue Mike bursting in with rocket launchers for shoes and Uzi clips strapped on.
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I had Frostie pinned for Q actually, but yeah....I suppose Q le Watt would certainly be field-trained. wink.gif

"Jimmy! Fetch me my tooooools...."
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post Feb 21 2005, 11:31 PM
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No! That's....TOO perfect! TOO funny

[Rips away curtain with Norman Wisdom writing jokes and with massive microphone]

NW: Oooooooohhhhhhhh bollocks

YOu could have the slightly useless Daisy as the Bond girl, and Twist, whose turned evil because of dildos, the BOnd Villainess...leading on from Onatopp with her deadly dildo weapons

[Doctors come in and adminsiter anti-perverse medicine]
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post Feb 22 2005, 01:40 AM
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Julia Deakin: "helloooo, My name's Pussy Galore."

Pegg as Bond laughs, then realises she's serious, & pulls a straight face: "oh."

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post Feb 22 2005, 08:48 PM
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QUOTE (thirtyhelens @ Feb 21 2005, 07:50 PM)
I had Frostie pinned for Q actually, but yeah....I suppose Q le Watt would certainly be field-trained. wink.gif 

"Jimmy!  Fetch me my tooooools...."
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No! Mike should be the "token best friend" character that gets killed in the middle.

QUOTE (Jon 79 @ Feb 22 2005, 01:40 AM)
Julia Deakin: "helloooo, My name's Pussy Galore."

Pegg as Bond laughs, then realises she's serious, & pulls a straight face: "oh."
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tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif

This could be the Peggsters new film venture after Hot Fuzz (unless a new series of Spaced is in the works? - Hey? Hey? *wink* *nudge* *wink* *nudge* etc)
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post Feb 22 2005, 10:40 PM
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Simon Pegg. In a tuxedo. All sexy and that.

Mmmm, sounds like a swell idea! wub.gif
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post Feb 22 2005, 11:29 PM
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QUOTE (claire @ Feb 22 2005, 10:40 PM)
Mmmm, sounds like a swell idea! wub.gif
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I hope to sweet God-Of-Mineral-Water that's not some lewd innuendo....wait...you're hired! Yep, we need someone to have a line in filthy double entendres

You: But I..
Me: hush! now, try this line...
You: ..."forgive me for pointing" YOU SICK BASTARD!

[Smacks my bitch up]

PS On a serious note he SHOULD be in it in some random comedy part, like R's errant son

R: Now where did I....P!! What?! NOT AT THE PENGUINS!!!
[P(egg) unleashes the Horny Ray on genetically engineered penguins* thus at once solving population concerns]

*geneticly enhance to impersonate leading Hollywood actresses+

+except Julia roberts who inssists on doing that herself in her own movies^

^stupid bitch
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post Feb 27 2005, 10:38 PM
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BAD GUY: "So mr bond... then the laser that i have installed via a massive rocket on the moon that will reflect the suns rays onto the earth using 14 million diamonds, simultaneously destroying every..."
BOND (PEGG): "Skip to the end.."

Yep, it would be brilliant!
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