 Zombie-Beating-Weapons (zbw), Whack those Zombies! |
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 Mar 7 2005, 08:50 PM
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Now available in Mahogany  Group: Senior Members Posts: 359 Joined: 27-December 04 From: My Mother (What kind of a question is this?) Member No.: 3,001  |
Okay, so you've all seen the movie, read the interviews about "how crap Simon and Edgar would be in a real zombie invasion" some of you have got the t-shirt.
But even less of you have actually attacked/been attacked by zombies. Humour me if you will, but what would you use to protect yourself if faced with hordes of undead? ME - My bro's martial art weapons (wooden poles, stick/club thingys. My baseball bat would be fun). A guns good, but you have to reload and aim and etc....... |
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Mar 7 2005, 08:57 PM
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never rub another man's rhubarb Group: Senior Members Posts: 5,714 Joined: 2-October 04 Member No.: 2,308 |
An iron. For some reason if there's a noise in the house it's always the first thing I grab.
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Mar 7 2005, 08:58 PM
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Candygram! Group: Senior Members Posts: 8,488 Joined: 10-October 04 From: The 44th Parallel Member No.: 2,452 |
Out of the stuff I have laying about the house, I'd go with the baseball bat, the axe (definitely the axe), the sabre, and, um... The hedge trimmer.
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Mar 7 2005, 08:58 PM
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faith left me staring at the ceiling Group: Senior Members Posts: 2,037 Joined: 2-December 04 From: Toledo, OH Member No.: 2,846 |
MY CARDBOARD TUBE.
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Mar 7 2005, 09:34 PM
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Now available in Mahogany Group: Senior Members Posts: 359 Joined: 27-December 04 From: My Mother (What kind of a question is this?) Member No.: 3,001 |
QUOTE (frostitute @ Mar 7 2005, 08:58 PM) MY CARDBOARD TUBE.  good lord, give those poor zombies a chance man! |
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Mar 8 2005, 12:12 AM
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My dad's 12 gauge (sp?). It's long and heavy so when I run out of ammo I can use it as a beating stick.
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Mar 8 2005, 02:59 AM
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"It's not a bedsit. It's a flat" Group: Senior Members Posts: 519 Joined: 30-September 04 From: Suffolk Member No.: 2,232 |
*boasting* i'd use my SIGNED by Simon Pegg cricket bat!
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Mar 8 2005, 05:18 AM
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"Freeze, Rock!" Group: Senior Members Posts: 348 Joined: 12-January 05 From: St. Louis, Missouri Member No.: 3,173 |
pft, I use my skate board. If you have ever been hit a board before you would use one too, they hurt!
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Mar 8 2005, 01:04 PM
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Three Pinter Group: Senior Members Posts: 376 Joined: 8-November 04 From: Staffordshire UK Member No.: 2,718 |
I would use my walking stick to both hit the Zs and to make my escape with!!! Bxxx
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Mar 8 2005, 01:38 PM
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"Now in Bird Flu Flavour" Group: Senior Members Posts: 532 Joined: 13-February 05 From: U of the K Member No.: 3,408 |
I would get an umbrella and impale a zombie with it then open it This would have made a good effect in any zombie film!
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Mar 9 2005, 12:11 AM
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"It's not a bedsit. It's a flat" Group: Senior Members Posts: 519 Joined: 30-September 04 From: Suffolk Member No.: 2,232 |
QUOTE (Cornetto @ Mar 8 2005, 01:38 PM) I would get an umbrella and impale a zombie with it then open it This would have made a good effect in any zombie film! has that been used in a film??! it seems vaguely familiar! |
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Mar 9 2005, 01:16 AM
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"Freeze, Rock!" Group: Senior Members Posts: 348 Joined: 12-January 05 From: St. Louis, Missouri Member No.: 3,173 |
I think it's just that awesome of an idea.
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Mar 9 2005, 01:47 AM
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Hot Lips. Group: Senior Members Posts: 9,204 Joined: 6-February 05 From: Toronto Member No.: 3,352 |
Definately not my vynil, thats for sure!
Looking around my room now, there's a rather menacing lamp I might consider. Aside from that, I appear quite defenceless! |
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Mar 9 2005, 02:38 AM
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"It's not a bedsit. It's a flat" Group: Senior Members Posts: 519 Joined: 30-September 04 From: Suffolk Member No.: 2,232 |
EDIT: vinyl
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Mar 9 2005, 04:17 AM
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Hot Lips. Group: Senior Members Posts: 9,204 Joined: 6-February 05 From: Toronto Member No.: 3,352 |
QUOTE (ally @ Mar 8 2005, 10:38 PM) EDIT: vinyl Ew!! GROSS! Thank you. What an ugly one that is! |
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