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Icepick
post Mar 7 2005, 08:50 PM
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Okay, so you've all seen the movie, read the interviews about "how crap Simon and Edgar would be in a real zombie invasion" some of you have got the t-shirt.
But even less of you have actually attacked/been attacked by zombies.
Humour me if you will, but what would you use to protect yourself if faced with hordes of undead?

ME - My bro's martial art weapons (wooden poles, stick/club thingys. My baseball bat would be fun).

A guns good, but you have to reload and aim and etc.......
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post Apr 3 2005, 09:48 AM
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Hahahahahahaha I have been prepared for the invasion!

I have a skip full of bricks (a bloody massive skip) and I have fixed an engine and steering wheel capable of moving the Brick Behemoth how pleasant it will be to roll around town on my wheelie skip crushing zombies and hey it's too tallfor them to get onto because they wont be able to climb it as I speed around crushing them! biggrin.gif

Hey If anyone needs a lift when zombie invasion breaks out then on the day of the outbreak e-mail your address wait upstairs and jump onto the Bricky when it rolls past!

And I have a gun collection bigger than Mike Watts (probably) biggrin.gif
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- Icepick   Zombie-Beating-Weapons (zbw)   Mar 7 2005, 08:50 PM
- - whitey   An iron. For some reason if there's a noise in...   Mar 7 2005, 08:57 PM
- - Omniscia   Out of the stuff I have laying about the house, I...   Mar 7 2005, 08:58 PM
- - frostitute   MY CARDBOARD TUBE.   Mar 7 2005, 08:58 PM
- - Icepick   QUOTE (frostitute @ Mar 7 2005, 08:58 PM)MY C...   Mar 7 2005, 09:34 PM
- - Intergalactopus   My dad's 12 gauge (sp?). It's long and hea...   Mar 8 2005, 12:12 AM
- - ally   *boasting* i'd use my SIGNED by Simon Pegg cri...   Mar 8 2005, 02:59 AM
- - Cult_Status02   pft, I use my skate board. If you have ever been ...   Mar 8 2005, 05:18 AM
- - waitingforsimon   I would use my walking stick to both hit the Zs an...   Mar 8 2005, 01:04 PM
- - Cornetto   I would get an umbrella and impale a zombie with i...   Mar 8 2005, 01:38 PM
- - ally   QUOTE (Cornetto @ Mar 8 2005, 01:38 PM)I woul...   Mar 9 2005, 12:11 AM
|- - rabbit57i   QUOTE (ally @ Mar 8 2005, 07:11 PM)has that b...   Mar 9 2005, 04:19 PM
|- - Omniscia   QUOTE (rabbit57i @ Mar 9 2005, 12:19 PM)I hav...   Mar 9 2005, 05:46 PM
- - Cult_Status02   I think it's just that awesome of an idea.   Mar 9 2005, 01:16 AM
|- - Cornetto   QUOTE (Cult_Status02 @ Mar 9 2005, 01:16 AM)I...   Mar 9 2005, 11:50 AM
- - Julie   Definately not my vynil, thats for sure! Looki...   Mar 9 2005, 01:47 AM
- - ally   EDIT: vinyl   Mar 9 2005, 02:38 AM
|- - Julie   QUOTE (ally @ Mar 8 2005, 10:38 PM)EDIT: viny...   Mar 9 2005, 04:17 AM
- - Ingram   QUOTE (ally @ Mar 8 2005, 02:59 AM)*boasting*...   Mar 9 2005, 09:18 AM
- - m0r1arty   What if your spouce got zombiefied? Would you be ...   Mar 9 2005, 12:14 PM
- - ally   QUOTE (Ingram @ Mar 9 2005, 09:18 AM)Gotta ha...   Mar 9 2005, 02:59 PM
- - Ingram   QUOTE (ally @ Mar 9 2005, 02:59 PM)i'd ma...   Mar 9 2005, 03:24 PM
- - Celticstar   well i wouldn't use my vinyl like in shawn of ...   Mar 9 2005, 06:09 PM
- - MissingPlanet   Living on the 3rd floor, I'd try dropping heav...   Mar 9 2005, 07:44 PM
- - tameblue   I'd definitely use my pregnant wife as a shiel...   Mar 9 2005, 07:49 PM
|- - Celticstar   QUOTE (tameblue @ Mar 9 2005, 07:49 PM)I...   Mar 9 2005, 08:09 PM
- - winger   a feather duster.... or failing that .. colourful ...   Mar 9 2005, 08:40 PM
- - fatseff1234   i would use the heavy end of my snooker cue.   Mar 10 2005, 03:58 PM
- - Omniscia   Now that I think of it, a nice, strong mannequin l...   Mar 10 2005, 04:07 PM
- - Icepick   QUOTE (Omniscia @ Mar 10 2005, 04:07 PM)...if...   Mar 10 2005, 06:24 PM
- - Ingram   I'm leaning towards a nice 12 guage shotgun...   Mar 10 2005, 06:44 PM
- - sweetbutinsane   I'd use those buns I made in Food today ...   Mar 10 2005, 06:57 PM
- - Simsydav   Well, at the moment I have my two crutches. After...   Mar 10 2005, 07:05 PM
- - SkipToTheEnd   I would dress up in a home-made costume covered in...   Mar 10 2005, 07:27 PM
- - Icepick   .....................................................   Mar 10 2005, 07:36 PM
- - SkipToTheEnd   QUOTE (Icepick @ Mar 10 2005, 07:36 PM).........   Mar 10 2005, 07:39 PM
- - Icepick   QUOTE (SkipToTheEnd @ Mar 10 2005, 07:27 PM)I...   Mar 10 2005, 07:58 PM
- - Ingram   RE: Zombie-Beating-Weapons (zbw)   Mar 10 2005, 08:54 PM
|- - WiseJoeyD   I'd go for dumbell (preferably without weights...   Mar 10 2005, 10:01 PM
- - sweetbutinsane   Ok, I can't use the buns because I ate them (a...   Mar 11 2005, 05:07 PM
- - whixie   As soon to be written about in the dreams thread: ...   Mar 11 2005, 09:34 PM
- - spacemonkey   I wonder how much damage you could do with a stapl...   Mar 12 2005, 05:43 PM
|- - sweetbutinsane   QUOTE (spacemonkey @ Mar 12 2005, 05:43 PM)I ...   Mar 12 2005, 06:47 PM
- - shazam   giant george forman grill pile em in,samurai sword...   Mar 15 2005, 04:37 PM
- - Amazongirl   If I was stuck in my bedroom at uni, Id use not t...   Mar 15 2005, 05:18 PM
- - shazam   the swing ball was class   Mar 15 2005, 05:25 PM
- - Trunks   erm... i'm almost shocked not to see the combi...   Mar 15 2005, 07:38 PM
|- - Omniscia   QUOTE (Trunks @ Mar 15 2005, 03:38 PM)erm... ...   Mar 15 2005, 08:53 PM
- - Icepick   QUOTE (shazam @ Mar 15 2005, 04:37 PM)giant g...   Mar 15 2005, 07:57 PM
- - Cornetto   I would use a frozen loaf of bread if I was desper...   Mar 15 2005, 09:00 PM
- - maian   If i was in my room at uni i'd go for my elect...   Mar 15 2005, 10:09 PM
|- - Omniscia   QUOTE (maian @ Mar 15 2005, 06:09 PM)If i was...   Mar 15 2005, 10:10 PM
- - maian   I'm gonna sound amazingly ignorant here, but w...   Mar 16 2005, 12:12 PM
- - Trunks   QUOTE (Omniscia @ Mar 15 2005, 09:53 PM)Yeah,...   Mar 16 2005, 06:00 PM
- - spacemonkey   Who's Ritchie Blackmore? He's the former ...   Mar 16 2005, 06:09 PM
- - Omniscia   This is Ritchie, about to smash in an ABC televisi...   Mar 17 2005, 02:09 AM
- - spacemonkey   Yay Rock and effing roll   Mar 17 2005, 02:18 AM
- - gibbon   one of those jet washer filled with petrol and a l...   Mar 18 2005, 07:36 PM
- - The Good Chap   A Lollypopmans Lollypop sign. >< Tashy ...   Mar 19 2005, 02:47 AM
- - Omniscia   I still say the polesaw would rule:   Mar 20 2005, 01:45 AM
- - Icepick   QUOTE (Omniscia @ Mar 20 2005, 01:45 AM)I sti...   Mar 27 2005, 09:50 AM
- - spacemonkey   I think a good selection of 80's LP's will...   Apr 3 2005, 03:34 AM
- - butterfly_with_a_bomb?   Hahahahahahaha I have been prepared for the invasi...   Apr 3 2005, 09:48 AM
- - Icepick   That is... awful   Apr 5 2005, 09:31 AM
- - Hobbes   From my room I'd use various electrical applia...   Apr 10 2005, 10:31 PM
- - LesZombieKiller   Hmmm, well. I think that cd's and DVDs would ...   Apr 11 2005, 01:07 AM
- - Ersatz   FOOLS!! Are you not prepared for the invas...   Apr 11 2005, 08:06 PM
- - Hobbes   If tyou have a semi-automatic rifle in your house ...   Apr 11 2005, 08:21 PM
- - Icepick   QUOTE (Ersatz @ Apr 11 2005, 08:06 PM)FOOLS...   Apr 11 2005, 09:50 PM
- - nixygirl   When stuck in the house...with none or little spor...   Apr 16 2005, 08:19 AM
- - Funtuppet   I am a big fan of killing Zombies with a hammer. P...   Apr 18 2005, 01:31 AM
- - spacemonkey   I've got two swords. Let em have it   Apr 18 2005, 06:02 AM
- - butterfly_with_a_bomb?   hey I've just figured something (bound to put ...   Apr 19 2005, 09:47 PM
- - maian   I've got a hoover, reckon that could do a bit ...   Apr 19 2005, 09:50 PM
- - butterfly_with_a_bomb?   ooh nice, get on a low roof but too tall for them ...   Apr 19 2005, 09:54 PM
- - maian   Yeah, and with the really decayed ones you'd m...   Apr 19 2005, 10:02 PM
- - Anti_God   at uni i've got single towel wrack thats goes...   Apr 20 2005, 01:21 AM
- - butterfly_with_a_bomb?   QUOTE (maian @ Apr 19 2005, 10:50 PM)I've...   Apr 20 2005, 05:49 PM
- - Chaos&jaffacakes   At least someone has read the Zombie survival guid...   Apr 22 2005, 04:23 PM
- - Starscream`s Ghost   But they look cool.   Apr 22 2005, 04:32 PM
- - Chaos&jaffacakes   you wontwhen your getting ripped to shreds   Apr 22 2005, 04:59 PM
- - romero_zombie   Katana. Would slice the head clean off   Apr 22 2005, 09:22 PM
- - Chaos&jaffacakes   that was the other ideal one my fellow Romero fan   Apr 23 2005, 09:34 AM
- - romero_zombie   RE: Zombie-Beating-Weapons (zbw)   Apr 23 2005, 03:26 PM
- - Chaos&jaffacakes   yes you smile   Apr 23 2005, 05:19 PM
- - butterfly_with_a_bomb?   Fly-mo   Apr 24 2005, 10:16 AM
- - butterfly_with_a_bomb?   A Power Stapler (the ones which can shoot a staple...   Apr 26 2005, 10:26 AM
- - the_vicki_monster   Simply a big stick!   Apr 26 2005, 02:00 PM
- - feck off!   Hedge trimmer?   Apr 26 2005, 03:09 PM
- - ally   an ashtray or spanner seems to work well in soapla...   Apr 26 2005, 11:01 PM
- - super_horse   I think it would have to something out of my garag...   Apr 27 2005, 07:51 PM
- - kiss my empty bag   I would use my hair straightners because they are ...   Apr 28 2005, 09:46 PM
- - DazDaMan   The golf club that is lurking in my bedroom cupboa...   Apr 29 2005, 10:20 AM
- - butterfly_with_a_bomb?   (Please note the next comment will be understood b...   Apr 29 2005, 06:15 PM
- - kiss my empty bag   I get it that show is sooo dark   May 2 2005, 02:24 PM
- - butterfly_with_a_bomb?   It strangely destroys all that is beautiful....but...   May 6 2005, 08:50 PM
- - Icepick   I suppose anything glass would do the trick (a lar...   May 9 2005, 08:27 PM
- - butterfly_with_a_bomb?   yeah but It'd only work once.............. OO...   May 9 2005, 08:33 PM
- - spacemonkey   I'd wear my bike leathers and lid, aint no way...   May 15 2005, 09:29 AM
- - munch   computer moniter   May 15 2005, 11:25 AM
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