Am I the only one who watches it and thinks...

"You fat handed twat!"?*


Wife Of Rolex




















* Or the slightly stronger version..."You fat handed fucking cunt!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!"

I wonder if there'll ever be a chlid born with enormous hands.......

I also wonder what the fuck it's got to do with my free minutes and texts!

Maybe it's a subtle take on Mobile Thumb - aflliction to those who text so much with their opposible appendages, like showing blind people stumbling around on those 'ads' for the TV License

It reminds me of the Simpsons scene.
When Homer has what he wants to say to Mindy written on his hand, then someone else walks past with somehting written on.
And then this guy walks buy with a huge fuck off hand with an in depth essay about why he's fed up of people laughing at his giant hand
haha
Classic.

I've kind of lost all understanding of the 3 adverts now ... they're just weird!

Like the way they apparently created Milton Keynes as some new age town?*

I think we'll all look back on the ad where the girl eats the singing berry with some horror. Then, when we turn off our Holo-Telly (to get away form Patrick Kielty STILL trying to make a go at hosting "Those Funny Noughties!") and eat synthetic "Cat udder and lunar Chicken" cubes whilst they wonder if Spaced was a documentary

*read that in footnotes of 'Good Omen'

[insert "See how he struggles with microtechnology" screencap here]