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I'm pro-Fatal Attraction—the big-haired '80s classic that demonized single working women and casual sex encounters while celebrating hollow family values—especially since it's ripe for a raucous satirical revival. So here comes Off-Broadway's diverting Fatal Attraction: A Greek Tragedy
, which puts distance upon distance from the material, with lots of stylized, self-referential shtick, plus a Greek chorus interrupting it all. It's often too removed, but the fight scenes and the bunny are swell, and COREY FELDMAN, clearly having recovered from MICHAEL JACKSON once showing him a book about venereal diseases, does a perfectly preening MICHAEL DOUGLAS impression.
Feldman informed me that he's a longtime Douglas fan, "and I contrived my characterization based on all of his characters wrapped into one. But it's all about the lips." I know—Scarlett Johansson told me. As for Corey's hot bod—displayed to excellent effect in the show—he said he doesn't work out per se, but he's a vegetarian, he doesn't drink, and he's always dancing. Hey, me too—except for the vegetarian thing and the not drinking and the dancing!