Bear in mind that Shaun can't use his trusty cricket bat and twiglets make Tim violent.

You choose...

If Tim had some twiglets first then he would win otherwise Shaun would kick his ass.

depends wat if shaun was chargin while tim was eatin twiglets?

What if he comes windmilling in?!

If Shaun charged into Tim it would rip a whole in space and time and both would disappear into a later time.

And uhhh I'm not even sure what windmilling is?

Really?! Peter Kay quite hilariously explained it.

Basically, wheel your arms around in a windmill fashion in the vague hope you'll 'connect' with your opponent

doubt Shaun would do that, he is more heroic and knows how to pack a punch.

Especially at Dylan Moran

I always thoguht Tim was more physical, doing his skateboarding and hte like, whereas you cna't get much exercise out of talking about freeview packages and being generationally derided by a 17 year old

Was Tim a good skateboarder though?

Maybe not but I definately thought he'd get out more than Shaun.

It's all about them pins!

As it says in the beginning...

you choose...

Your face....it looks like that guy who was asking me questions about all my 'illness'

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"

Urgh

Since they're exactly the same physically (what with being the same actor playing fictional characters) I'm thinking it would be pretty fairly matched so I'm abstaining.

Yes, but character wise it's also difficult to decide.

Yeah one looks mean in a beanie and the other looks middle aged in a Dixons uniform

Yeah true.

Shaun of the dead was also like 3 years after spaced so Simon does look different without his bleached hair.

[TARDIS materialises]
Tim: Sweet Johnny Alpha! It's you
The Doctor: Yes, well glad we can skip pleasantries, come 'ere

[Bundles Tim inside]

[2003]
[TARDIS materialises]

Shaun: And Freeview.....what the fuck?!

[Tim stumbles out]

The Doctor: FIGHT!!!!

I thought we were talking purely physical, unless this is some bizarre character-building excercise.

I wished it character wise but people are getting the intentions of physical apperance rather than experience.

Well, maybe Shaun since he'd be more experiemced at brawling (well, he saw a few!) and maybe more 'hard' to not flinch at battering his alteregos face to a pulp

Thats more like it.

....with The Doctor standing on laughing?!

In Tim's defence, he'd try to reason with him before, faced with an angry Dixon's employee bearing down on him, he'd curl into a ball

not the doctor thing, the characteristic part.

I beleive they would disappear like in that Jean Claude Van Damme film should　they touch each other.

I would imagine a fight such as this to be strongly similar to that of Leela and Leela in the episode of Futurama with the endless suplies of multiple universes.

With plenty of perfectly semetrical fighting.

One mind you see??????? no? ok just me.....










Ps: Anyone know which episode i'm going on about?

No dude. Having seen said Futurama i understand completely

D'ya think Tim would do that funny gun thing like with the Chavs in the ally?

YEAH! good idea man. Cos shaun knows nothing of that... genius.

Im being very giving tonight.

If I had to place a bet, my money's on Bisley. But in the end, I really don't care, so long as it's skins only and I get to hose them down from my front row seat.

WOOP! YEAH totally with ya! and i'd like a backstage pass...

Tim, no question of it.

-m0r

(Plus he's got Mike for backup or 'hawners' as we say here!!)