Jumpin Jack Flash
Jan 28 2006, 12:34 PM
what do u all rekon happened to her whats her story? this is my take on it feel free to chip in with others.
mine starts after she see's shaun in the street after she says she has just bought a place -bit grown up eh?- right she then goes home to see her boyfreind (martin freeman) and prepare for the dinner party they are having that night.
all the guests get there cousin tom her mum and dad and um...tamsin greig and reece shearsmith (lol cant remember the character names) the party goes well until they hear a knock at the door her dad answers and is bitten by a goth zombie they all panic and start to watch the news because they realsie they're becoming surrounded by zombies.cousin tom the kills the dad when he turns and yvonne gets angry with him but just then the zombies smash the glass so they run out the front door knocking over the goth zombie they then leg it. after legging it for most of the night they come to a sports shop, break in and stay the rest of the night which is where they get their weapons from.next morning they awake to find the store manager brandashing a gun telling them to leave so they do. they walk a while thats when they meet our guys liz david di etc... after they meet them there is a crisis of leadership coz cousin tom is still angry that yvonne told him off so he leads them despite the fact that he doesnt know where they're going! after a whiile tom gets eaten by a zombie who jumps out of the bushes then yvonne kills it and puts tom out of his misery then they see a truck with the keys in it. zombies come from everywhre and eat everyone except yvonne who then hooks up with the army who convieniantly show up and say they'e heading for the winchester pub -thats it, i got kinda bored towards the end so thats why it ends so abruptly lol now someone else add there take on what happened to them.
m0r1arty
Jan 28 2006, 01:24 PM
Yvonne see's Shaun and then goes home. Some Zombies attack everyone. Yvonne gets her friends and mother and goes down a little garden backpath. She sees Shaun again. She then accidentally opens up a portal which transports her and her group to the Medieval Dead lands where she encounters Bruce 'The Chin' Campbell. Much hilarity ensues prior to her 'leaping' into Magnum PI like in the much never seen Magnum PI episode that was never made where there was a Mgnum and Quantum Leap Crossover (due to the fact there was going to be a Magnum PI movie, but that didn't work out, which was good because it could have lead to continuity errors since an Episode of Magnum was on the TV in one episode of Quantum Leap). Al shows up and says 'What happened to Sam?' to which Yvonne says 'who is Sam?', 'Where are all my family and friends?' and 'Where did you get those snazzy clothes?', upon hearing this Al remembers that he was in Beverly Hills Cop one or two and says 'Ziggy centre me on Sam!'. At which point Ziggy installs VNC to allow for remote assistance from an MCSE who knows that the backup files for Sams 'soul' for want of a better word are damaged and that he would be an insane idiot trapped in a savants body if the leap where to rehappen. Anyways just as this is happening Glen Larsson walks by and says to Yvonne 'Have you seen Quicy MD around here, because I sure could use his help, there's a corpse that is walking around and trying to eat people'. This reminds Yvonne of her earlier adventures and she quickly gathers together Higgy baby, TC and Rick and they all go down to the morgue to see if they can track down the cause of all these zombies. Well Death is there with Bill and Ted and they are reasoning with themselves over whether or not Wyld Stallion should make a song about immortality and this corpse is just a one of. Yvonne says that where she is from there are Zombies everywhere. So Bill, Ted, Death, Mort (who was there all along, he was just hiding), Higgins, TC, Rick, Glen LArson and Yvonne all nip into the telephone box and teleport themselves away. Just at that moment a Dolorean bursts forth from nowhere at the same point, that however is another story. The gang all arrive in London and get out of the phone box and look at the devastation all around. 'Oh no!' says Death as he looks worridly at Bill and Ted ' My job description does not cover this area, this area belongs to the other Death, Death Snr, my dad!' at which Bill and Ted say 'Excellent!' and play some air guitar. Al suddenly reappears and yells' What is going on here? There must be soome sort of temporal flux, I was just with Sam'. Then a high pulsing noise starts to come forth from ther Phone box. And suddenly a Police box from the 1960's materialises over it. The Doctor, as played by Christopher Eccleston, comes out. "This is all a bit mixed up isn't it" he says as he beams at the group. "Love the Tash Yvonne!" All of a sudden a huge english teacher glares down form the sky. "Where are all the paragraphs?" booms down a voice, "...and the continuity is flawed from the outset!" Yvonne looks up and almost loses balance trying to focus on the huge ruimmed spectacles the teacher is wearing "My name isn't Yvonne, It's Daisy, I was only filling in for my friend whom I look alot like whilst waiting for Tim and me to start getting more episodes, perhaps make a series three". "You choose poorly" says an old man in knights armour who was actually along with Mort the whole time, but was even better at hiding and that is why he hadn't been mentioned until now. "Excuse me?" "Says the Doctor, "Excellent!" say Bill and Ted whilst playing some air guitar. KT Tunstal shows up and ushers everyone into a Taxi (One of the bigger ones) "Lets get to the end of this story!" She vocalises in a fashion yet to be labelled. The taxi drives to a military base up North. They get out and the Doctor comes face to face with himself. The other doctor, the very same man in a military uniform, is white with shock "Mac does that quiet well in Predator after he's emptied the minigun" says the Doctor, "Don't worry, your in a movie clled 28 days later, which is nearly as good as one where you are a psychotic accountant crawling through loftspace!" Yvonne comes to the front "I need to go and rescue Shaun, He's in the Winchester" "Oh," says the army doctor accountant "Is that near the Flying Swan?, It's just that Neville the guy who works there part time, owes me a fiver". "We can swing by" answers Yvonne, who was now applying E4's second chance Sunday goo to her face to get rid of all the Tom Selleck body Hair and muscles. They then nip into a mobile fish frying unit and go and save Shaun whilst quoting as many different films as possible (namely Aliens and So I married an axe Murderer)
-m0r
Jumpin Jack Flash
Jan 28 2006, 04:17 PM
very good im now gasping for breathe
Cuddlecuffs
Feb 19 2006, 11:34 AM
Wow, funnily enough, I've been working on a "Yvonne's Story" because she was my favourite character in the movie, and because in this film Jessica Stevenson looks so much like a friend of mine... same eyes, face and bone structure, hair style, fashion, etc. The only thing Yvonne lacks that would make it completely spooky is a Stoke accent!!! (Although whenever she says "SHAUN" she sounds a bit like my mate! And add to the fact that my mate's brother is also called Shaun...

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Anyways... I guess if anyone's interested, I'll link to my story sometime when it's finished. Any ideas for a title?
Cuddlecuffs
Feb 19 2006, 08:51 PM
Arrgh! Spooky. That happens to be a name of mine I use on Yahoo.
m0r1arty
Feb 19 2006, 08:52 PM
Well make sure not to use my story, There are a few copyright issues with it

-m0r
Cuddlecuffs
Feb 19 2006, 09:30 PM
LOL. Don't worry. I've never plagiarized anybody else's work yet, and I've been writing since I could make some kind of sense!