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Withnail
http://www.spermfortickets.com/

Safe for work!

Applying for tickets for the Creamfields Festival suddenly feels kinda disturbing. wink.gif
Jubei
QUOTE (Withnail @ Mar 12 2008, 03:54 PM)
http://www.spermfortickets.com/

Safe for work!

Applying for tickets for the Creamfields Festival suddenly feels kinda disturbing.  wink.gif
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Really? There isn't a lot of information on that site, no company details, and the list of festivals is located elsewhere. Annoying if it's true, I just bought a festival ticket.

The whois listing says the site owner is someone from www.area52.ie, an Ireland based innovation/think-tank group affiliated with Dublin University. Perhaps it's an experiment type thing? See how many people sign up.
Ade
QUOTE (Withnail @ Mar 12 2008, 03:54 PM)
http://www.spermfortickets.com/

Safe for work!

Applying for tickets for the Creamfields Festival suddenly feels kinda disturbing.  wink.gif
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laugh.gif


Rather an unfortunate - although most likely intentional - photo on the bottom right of that page. mellow.gif
sleeping_pirate
If I wank will I get free tickets too? Or is this strictly men only?
curtinparloe
QUOTE (sleeping_pirate @ Mar 12 2008, 06:16 PM)
If I wank will I get free tickets too? Or is this strictly men only?
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Depends who you wank.

And how you get their sperm to the clinic...
Rua
QUOTE (sleeping_pirate @ Mar 12 2008, 06:16 PM)
If I wank will I get free tickets too? Or is this strictly men only?
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Na'.

See if you can deposit an egg though. They might take that.
curtinparloe
It's a shame my local laundrette doesn't have a similar deal.


Mwah-mwah-mwah-mwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
Jon 79
QUOTE (curtinparloe @ Mar 12 2008, 08:10 PM)
It's a shame my local laundrette doesn't have a similar deal.
Mwah-mwah-mwah-mwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
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Are you saying you'd like to jerk off for a free wash & spin dry? huh.gif
curtinparloe
QUOTE (Jon 79 @ Mar 12 2008, 08:43 PM)
Are you saying you'd like to jerk off for a free wash & spin dry? huh.gif
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Yes. Good.

Yes, that's what I'm saying... unsure.gif
Omniscia
Eventually, when the markets collapse, will it become the new payment of choice for everything?
Jubei
So now the site says:

QUOTE (www.spermfortickets.com)
URGENT UPDATE:
The purpose of this website was to test market interest through a pilot scheme.
Applications for donation packs have far exceed the expectations.
Our clients are calling a hault to the invitation to apply for packs,
and will review the results of the scheme to decide on how to proceed.

All submissions sent to the website are fully protected under Irish privacy regulations,
and will not be released to ANY third party.

If the clinic decide to proceed with the mail system after examining the results of the pilot scheme,
all people who applied for donation packs will be contacted.

Thank you for your patience and interest.
Jon 79
QUOTE (Omniscia @ Mar 13 2008, 12:51 AM)
Eventually, when the markets collapse, will it become the new payment of choice for everything?
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but then some peoples currency would have a higher value than others, & a lot of women would be skint.
NiteFall
Paris Hilton would still be rich though.
Starscream`s Ghost
Abi Titmuss would be a millionaire.
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