That line absolutely slayed me.

And the dog is such a twat too.



Never stop.

YOU'RE TAAARING ME APPPART LEEESA!

I did nawt hit her, I did naaaaaaaawt! Ohhimark.

the company who made 'birdemic' used to email me all the time asking me to write reviews of their films for the kfcc, even when they had the most tenuous asian connections... they were always sweeties though...

Fiennes, Firth, Fassbender and Oldman join cast of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy

Wow, this film has an awful lot going for it. Oldman as Smiley is a very interesting choice.

Nicholas Hoult has been cast as Beast in the X-Men prequel 'First Class'

I'm not so sure about this. I can't see Hoult in that type of action scene!

He's also in the new Mad Max film with Tom Hardy as Max.

Banshee?

Jaysus.

^ The perfect reaction. Ban coming from the word for woman in Gaelic. Celtic FAIL.



Crikey. A royal flush of British actors there. Will Oldman beat Guinness as Smiley? I dunno but I am a big fan of Le Carre and Gary needs something good to get his teeth into. Will be good to see what happens. Also - the script is by the man who write Frost/Nixon and the director is Tomas 'Let the Right One In" Alfredson.

I would only enjoy this more if Jason Isaacs turns up in a blonde wig.

Michael Fassbender's in it as a young Magneto too. I read a rumour that James McAvoy is Professor X



I might be the only one, but quite looking forward to seeing what Hardy can do with that. Though to me Mad Max sits in the nostalgia category. Could be alright.

EDIT: Missed this on last page..


Pretty damned good cast. Another one I'll be looking forward to.

Original director. I expect good things

He'll have to go a long way to top Babe: Pig in the City.

I demand dead stuntmen.

Trailer for "Howl" - James Franco as Allen Ginsberg, with Jon Hamm and David Straitharn squaring up against each other as rival lawyers.

Trailer for "The Social Network" - Not enough dialogue to tell if it's as beautifully Sorkin-esque as I hope it will be, but it seems pretty compelling.

Sharktopus

It looks so ridiculous it's amazing.

New Tron Legacy Trailer.

Wow.

Cowboys and aliens sounds awesome

Hhhhhhhawwesome. The young Bridges CGI looks impressive and disturbing all at once.

I really like the way the visuals look almost the same, even with better CG technology. You know what I mean? The retro style of Tron still works today. It's just cool.

Zach Snyder's Sucker Punch

Judging solely on what I've seen in the trailer this is either going to be the best film ever!!! or really self conscious style over substance. Guess we'll find out next year.

It looks awesome. Probably another style over substance film, but sometimes that's all I want, to be mindlessly entertained

Daniel Craig cast in American remake of "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo".

Viggo would be better but he wouldn't touch this. I hear they want Emily Browning as Lisbeth or some other starlet. A not-that-thrilling thriller without the wonderful Swedish actors who are the best thing about the original svenska movie .

I guess we put this in the box marked - "pointless fucking remakes". Perhaps they will move it to Minnesota or something. I would actually prefer it than British actors pretending in Sweden.

The ladies of Sucker Punch

Also, Monsters trailer It kind of looks like cheesy fun but the critics' quotes in there seem impressive.

Looks like another mindless style over substance type film....and I'm really looking forward to it. Looks like awesome fun.

Guillermo del Toro's adaptation of At The Mountains of Madness finally gets off the ground, maybe

I really hope this finally gets made. It's pretty much the perfect film for del Toro, and Cameron's clout should help a lot in getting the financing together. I won't be seeing it in 3D, though.

Perfect. When i watched the original I remember thinking the actor was very Daniel Craig like.

He is much better than Daniel. And he has a nice big nose.

And seeing Emily Browning at the Comic Con looking weird with short hair - she could make a good Lisbeth Salander actually.

Sucker Punch looks great. Although I like Zach Snyder lots.

Total Film have given The Expendables 2 out of 5 stars. Oh dear. Still, one star more than Last Airbender. Ouch!

New poster revealed for the UK cinema re-release of Back To The Future.

I hope they do all three as a triple bill, I love Back to the Future.

They should wait and release part 2 in 2015!

I saw all three as a 'triple bill' thourghout the night at the ABC in Leeds in 1990. Then I went home, had a shower and got changed, and headed off to that London to see Madonna's Blond Ambition show.

I have never been as thouroughly knackered as I was at the end of Madge's performance. I nodded off on the coach home, and it was like being under anasthetic, when you aren't aware of time passing. One minute I was awake and resting my head on the window, next thing I knew, I'm being woken up in Leeds.

They showed a triple bill at the Hyde Park Picturehouse when I was at Leeds but I didn't have anyone to go with.

I watched all three on dvd a couple of months ago.

I didn't know there was going to be a re-relase until I saw the above. I'm starting to think that seeing this on the big screen again will be all kinds of awesome!

Boo, no re-release in the US!

However, I did watch it on a huge screen in Greenwich Park one summer as part of their outdoor screenings series - it was hella fun. Picnic, wine, and 300 people yelling 'Damn....I'm late for school!' and cheering when George punched Biff. Wicked.

The idea of David Fincher directing interested me a little, but then I heard rumours that Emma Watson would be playing Lisbeth and it lost me again.

Karl Urban confirmed as Judge Dredd

I first read the headline as Karl Urban confirmed as dead. Warning, article contains the word "gritty".

A Woman, A Gun and A Noodle Shop

Zhang Yimou's remake of Blood Simple.

I've only just seen this and it made me very happy indeed!

Idris Elba is Alex Cross (previously played by Morgan Freeman in 'Kiss the Girls' and 'Along came a Spider')

Not bad, not bad at all!

SKYLINE -Aliens invade LA

Ironclad Medeival mayhem with good cast

Let Me In Looks OK, but still, why? Seems they may have taken more from the novel than Let The Right One In.

RED Q: Do you want to see Willis, Malkovich, Freeman and Mirren as CIA hit men? A: Fuck yeah.

NOT Coming Soon...Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell. Still no cast, still no director. Methinks this is in development hell.

Hobo With a Shotgun has a proper trailer. (NSFW gore)

It seems The Thing prequel is already in post-production. Starring Ramona Flowers and Mr Eko

So that's how they're getting round the whole Swede thing.

I don't think it will happen. It's pretty unfilmable in many ways too.

I heard that Jason Isaacs will be playing Jackson Brodie in an adaption of Kate Atkinson's Edinburgh based Case Histories. This is TV but interesting too. I hope he films near my house.

I always thought Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell would be best suited as a BBC(production values)/HBO (money) co-production.



If he does, give him my number. I still have a man-crush on him.

I do too. There is too much detail. Maybe a mini-series? They have fallen by the wayside lately. The person who did the BBC Oliver Twist with Tom Hardy and Sophie Okenado would be good (Cokey Giedroyc).



Noted.