QUOTE (Raven @ Aug 18 2005, 10:05 AM)
Only a week after us, tho. Could be a lot worse.
Joss has posted a couple of times on the Browncoats forum recently, including his top "rejected" taglines for the film:
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"The Future is worth Running Away From."
"The Future is All Visual and S---."
"One Captain. One Psychic. One Assassin. One Doctor. One Shepherd. Another
Assassin, but different from the first. One Mechanic. One Companion, which
is like a geisha or a courtesan, I guess sort of. One... um... did I do
Mechanic? Which movie is this?"
"If you loved Katerina Witt in 'Carmen on Ice', you'll love this."
"Mal Takes His Shirt Off Already."
"Serenity. It's like art, but in movie form."
"Get Ready For Rush Hour."
"To Infinity... and then it's a left, half a block, house with the blue
trim."
"Serenity. Like glass in a bag."
"Meet Malcolm Reynolds. He hates Scottish People." (I totally lobbied
against that one.)
"They're outnumbered, outgunned, and have no skills... Wow, they're gonna
DIE!"
"If you loved "Stealth" or "the Island".... um, actually never mind. It's
not important."
"Serenity. The most exciting film since D.W Griffifth's's private dirty
zoetropes (which were AWESOME.)"
"This Fall, Stop and Smell the Serenity."
"The Future is All Visual and S---."
"One Captain. One Psychic. One Assassin. One Doctor. One Shepherd. Another
Assassin, but different from the first. One Mechanic. One Companion, which
is like a geisha or a courtesan, I guess sort of. One... um... did I do
Mechanic? Which movie is this?"
"If you loved Katerina Witt in 'Carmen on Ice', you'll love this."
"Mal Takes His Shirt Off Already."
"Serenity. It's like art, but in movie form."
"Get Ready For Rush Hour."
"To Infinity... and then it's a left, half a block, house with the blue
trim."
"Serenity. Like glass in a bag."
"Meet Malcolm Reynolds. He hates Scottish People." (I totally lobbied
against that one.)
"They're outnumbered, outgunned, and have no skills... Wow, they're gonna
DIE!"
"If you loved "Stealth" or "the Island".... um, actually never mind. It's
not important."
"Serenity. The most exciting film since D.W Griffifth's's private dirty
zoetropes (which were AWESOME.)"
"This Fall, Stop and Smell the Serenity."
Classic.





