After arguing at work (it got a bit quiet) over the best car chase last year (T3 & Bad Boys WERE better than Matrix reloaded), thought this would be an idea...just give an award for whatever u want


Best Fight Scene in a movie (with fists and stick)
OLDBOY

Best opening to a new TV show
LOST

Best ending to a TV show
ANGEL

Best Dance Sequence
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

Best first line from a character in a movie
Ed - SHAUN OF THE DEAD

Best Use of A Song on Opening credits
JOHNNY CASH - The Man Comes Around (DAWN OF THE DEAD)

Best "impression" in a movie
Bruce Campbell as Elvis in BUBBA HO-TEP
2nd place
ED as CLYDE - SHAUN OF THE DEAD

The "Last Place I Expected to Hear That On The Soundtrack Award"
TOM WAITS & NICK CAVE in SHREK 2

Biggest Piece of Shit I Got Dragged to See Despite My Very Vocal Protests
ALFIE

The "This Is Why You Should Have Never Gone To America" Award

JACKIE CHAN - NEW POLICE STORY (worth 10 Shanghai Knights)

what? what? huh? new police story? really? when? how? where? Why don't I know about this? are you serious? WHAT IS GOING ON?


The Funniest Film of the Year (for all the wrong reasons):

The Chronicles of Riddick

I've heard great things about this film.



New Police Story

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anyway my award is....

Biggest Insult to Kung Fu cinema - Kill Bill

Its very good...it has "Dark" Jackie...more emotional turmoil than slapstick (though there is still some in there)




The award for the most purley, unadulterated enjoyable film of the Year
&
The "Took Long Enough To Come Out Here...Oh Shit It's The Crappy American Cut" Award

SHOALIN SOCCER

Best of the year would have to be superlative Black Books 3 as Runner up and the mighty mighty Peep Show as the all singing all dancing winner. Take a bow Mark and Jeremy. You were the best.

I agree.....

"Heh...they were all hoping I was about to punch him. I was actually gonna use the Buddhist as a human shield!"

Best Drug numbed film award: Garden State!

BEST NEW COMEDY:

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (absolutely sublime, and seemingly ignored by everyone)

BEST FOLLOW-UP COMEDY SERIES:

Peep Show (as twisted, sick, cringe-making and heart-tugging as ever before)

BEST FOREIGN-LANGUAGE FILM:

OldBoy (sorry Hero, Infernal Affairs, et al., this one was just stunning)

BEST BRITISH FILM THAT WASN'T SHAUN OF THE DEAD:

Dead Man's Shoes (funny, scary, poignant, gritty and very different)

THE 'SO WHAT?' AWARD FOR A SUPPOSEDLY GOOD FILM THAT DID NOTHING FOR ME:

HellBoy

BEST POST-CREDITS TREAT:

Collateral (well, not technically true, but I went to see it with my brother, and we stayed till the end, and as the credits disappeared, we witnessed the cinematic glory that is a screen burn! It melted and bubbled and the screen burnt to white. It was glorious - but I still have a suspicion it's just part of the film. Can anyone confirm this, or was it a real screen burn?)

The "About Time He Got A Lead Role In An English Language Film" Award
RON PERLMAN - HELLBOY

Worst Acting
Worst Script
Worst Directing
HOUSE OF THE DEAD....so bad I thought it was a George Lucas side project


The "Looked bad on paper but worked on film" Award
The tap dancing scen in ZATOICHI

The "Looked Amazing On Paper But Didnt Work" Award
IZU - Directed by Takashi Miike, Starring Tekeshi Kitano, and nearly two hours of Samurai action against among others zombie soldiers and vampires. Sounded great.....it was AWFUL


Sexiest Voice
Holly Hunter in THE INCREDIBLES

Completely with you there!

Damn good point. That show was genius but it seems to have disappeared without a trace.

Best haircut in a leading role:
VINCE NOIR'S GLAM ROCK BUSH (the one on his head, filth fans)

I'd forgotton all about Merenghi too. About time it came out on DVD methinks.

Best Character Transformation In A Movie
Dae-su in OLDBOY - from drunk wimpy office worket to cool, crazy haired, live octopus eating revenger


Best Cop Film
INFERNAL AFFAIRS

Most Dissapointing Film
BATTLE ROYALE II

The Award for proving that Comic Actors are great in serious roles
Jim Carey - ETERNAL SUNSHINE...
(very close) 2nd Bill Murray - LOST IN TRANSLATION

The International Psychics Worst Film of Next Year Award:

Revenge of the Sith.


JJM

Best Supporting Actor:
Frozone in The Incredibles

Most Beautiful Scene That You Wish Had Lasted At Least Twice As Long:
Natalie Portman tap dancing in front of the fire to Remy Zero's "Fair" in Garden State

Most Disappointing Thing In Comedy:
The new characters in Little Britain

The "How To Make A Great Series Really Bad" Award:
Teachers for killing off the best characters and replacing them with cute but crap new actors

Most Inspired Casting:
Kate Winslett and Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best New Comedy Drama:
Shameless

The Pinnochio Award for Most Wooden Performance:
Jude Law & Gwyneth Paltrow in Sky Captain

Best Film That Hasn't Yet Got A Release Date in the UK:
Mean Creek

Best Laugh Out Loud Moment:
The dance scene in Napoleon Dynamite

Most Satisfying Sequel:
Kill Bill Volume 2

Best walk in a TV series
Timothy Oliphant in DEADWOOD

The Career Resurrection Award
Ian McShane - DEADWOOD

Funniest Trailer
LIFE AQUATIC

Best Jump Out Of Your Seat Moment In A Trailer Award
THE EYE 2

The Award for Making a Quite tacky old 70's Record become quite wonderful
ETERNAL SUNSHINE for Mr Blue Sky by ELA

The prozac award for most regrettable spending of £5:
The Forgotten (I'm not gonna let it go, it took nearly two hours of my life.)

The "Boy was my face red" Award for most suprisingly good film:
Bridget Jones 2

The "Last box office flop he made WASN'T a blip" award:
Joel Schummacher - Phantom of the Opera

The single most annoying innovation (if you can call it that) in DVD:
The unskipable adverts for F.A.C.T that last nearly 5 minutes. (Like after Spiderman 2)

Just get a pirated copy with the FACT bit taken out.

'Really Gone Downhill' Award -
Those Orange 'turn off your phone' ads at the cinema that used to be funny.

Over rated award-
Little Britain

Waste of money, time, people, space award -
Resident Evil: Apocalypse

'For the last time, she is not hot!' award-
Jennifer Garner, 13 going on 30

'For the last time, she is really hot!' award -
Elastigirl, The Incredibles