Right, we know that Tyres was zombiefied, but how would everyone else have done?

Tim
I think he would survive as he could use his skateboard skills to outdistance any chasing zombies.
Daisy
I don't think she'd make it. Too lazy to avoid being bitten.
Brian
Survives. He's in his flat for the entire apocalypse, painting. He emerges and doesn't notice that anything has changed.
Twist
She'd be one of the first to go. Someone like that is just asking to be bitten.
Mike
Zombie. He'd get bitten by one of the schoolkids when they cross the road at his work.
Marsha
She's either spent the whole time asleep/drunk in her flat, or discovers that alcohol on the breath deters any attacking undead.
Colin
There were no zombie dogs in the film, so we will have to presume he survives. He may not be able to look up, though.
Amber
We see very little of her during the show, so we presume the zombies see very little of her either - another survivor.
Vulva
I would hope that Vulva got bitten, just so we could see a zombie version in full costume.

..and if she had got bitten the alcohol levels in her blood would be high enough to probably bring the zombies back from the dead

We also see how well he fares against zombies in the third episode of the first series (admittedly its a daydream, but in all honesty, with all that resident evil/zombie killing experience, I reckon he'd kick arse)

I think Mike would fare the same as Ed did. Kick ass, until he meets his untimely fate...cue emotional scene...FAST SWIPE TO ZOMBIES RUN.

Mike with his many guns and T.A training would kick ass, Tim would have a lot more confidence than Shaun, but be just as useless.

I can just see Mike and the others holed up in the flat with the zombies outside and Mike just blowing them away with his MP5 Navy's.

I reckon he'd love that!

Hey, how about a Spaced special (kinda like Treehouse of Horror) where this happens?

Yep, Mike would be out there in a second blowing zombies away!!!!

Tim would be stuck indoors playing Resident Evil pretending to be hard and 'appy Daiz would be asleep in front of her typewriter.

All in all, a normal day!!!


Mark.

I think you're underestimating Daisy there. Just because she's a procrastinator doesn't mean she's lazy. Plus that girl knows some mean Kung Fu.

Marsha would wander around, glass of wine in hand as normal.
The Zombies'd think she was one of them. & eventually (after enough drink) she'd try and cop off with one.


...'hellooo'

Mike
Zombie. He'd get bitten by one of the schoolkids when they cross the road at his work.

erm...hello...mike...MIKE, you know the weapons expert with many many MANY guns, everyone would just go to daisy and tims flat and let mike have fun protecting them all, and as a back up plan mike could steal another tank.

I think Mike would be running around outside with his guns going off and a psychotic smile on his face, because how offten do u get a chance to kill someone and not legally get into trouble ! Tim would be sitting on the roof smoken a joint as he draws a cartoon about the undead violence below.

Exactly. hey, she could even use her legendary farts as a weapon to repel the zombies

as a parody of shaun, maybe they could go to rescue Brians mum, then hole themselves up in the pub that they go to. It'd be like shaun, except with more guns!

That would be a fantastic one off programme!

I think Tim and Mike would react in most of the situations the same way as Shaun and Ed did.

i think that daisy would make another a stew made of human meat and get all the zombies stoned "this is the good shit"


mike would just kick ass in a tank but may get tempted to drop off at disney land paris

HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOHN!!!!! lol yea he would

But Tim and Mike are not Shaun and Ed. Same as Simon isn't Tim or Shaun.

And Mike would get bitten by a schoolkid or an angry parent at the school crossing, then become a gun toting zombie.

i think mike would get dexter and the other TAs and roam around london in a tank, destroying zombies and basically cleaning up the streets.

AKK!

Pff!

Ive just choked on my sweet from laughing!
I think thats most likely to happen with Marsha

Daisy would survive. Purely because anything else would be wrong and would lead to much wailing and beating of chests from people like us.






Diehard Fans






Otherwise known as Geeks.

i think all of them would survive,mike would see to any flesh eaters straight away,glock17 in the head

Operation head hunt...

or maybe the beretta (it depends if Tim only lets him bring one again)

Mike would have blown every thing to bits and the rest would just stand behind him and watch.

They'd be better equipped though, because of the amount of guns Mike has. Also they have Private Iron and maybe even a tank so KABOOM! I think that Brian would end up, after Twist's death getting "angry". Or agressive. Or scared. Or one of the other emotions. Now Daiy would probably end up killing zombies with the typewriter and I would imagine Tim could easily blend in using his alien costume. And Bilbo is secretly a superhero/jediknight so it would end up all good in the end. And Dwayne would die.

Why have so many people put Mike, the awesome psyco gun toting maniac who can steal a tank from living people, let alone the slow as hell zombs,would die!
Thats just stupid if he think a little zomb child was goin to bite him then he'd give them a taste of lollipop round the back of the head!

I reckon daisy would be bitten because even with kung fu you cant fight of zombies and not get bitten plus shes only ever fought 2 people, and she beat them one at a time!

I don't no what would happen to Brian

Tim would survive, he could lock himself in his flat and get Private Iron to sort them out or he could team up with Mike

Twist is a) asking for it and b) would be a low fat zombie snack !

Marsha would survive as the zombies mistake her for one of them.

And I would love to see Mike and Tim pair up with Dexter and Cromwell!

Tim: Just shoot them and keep your distance!

Dexter: OH YAH AH NUFFA FORT O DAT!

Maybe War Bastard and Private Iron could team up!

Mike is exactly the kind of guy you want on your side in a zombie attack. Lots of guns and ammo lying around.

Tim displayed good instincts in dealing with Vulva. He'd be fine.

Daisy would have to live, as the love interest of the main character. I think it's a rule.