Even if you don't like LOTR you should appreciate this.

Part 1
http://waxy.org/random/images/weblog/mortor.gif

Part 2
http://lotk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/catapult.gif

Part 3
http://lotk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/catapult2.gif

O.K.A.Y



*Backs off slowly*

They were very funny - I particularly liked the 'ow, my fucking eye' line.

heh heh they were a classic!
thanx for the laugh!
luvs nix

There's something a bit Monkey Island about those. They're aceness.

EDIT: However, it's really messing with my browser. Could your perhaps just put a link to each part instead of having them posted?

I would, but I can't seem to edit the post. Maybe someone else can help.

I can edit it for you, if you don't have any objections?

Weird... WEIRD!!!

I always loved the Diaries myself...

http://www.penddraig.co.uk/pen/jokes/joke.cgi?lotr

I've edited them, Doug. Hope that's alright.

yeah man

I just came here to post the very same thing

http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/

Still not King...

I'd love to see someone edit all 3 films into one 90 minute movie.

I'd do it, but I don't know the films well enough to know where to start (though Treebeard - you're cut). There's a lot of dross that could be removed to make a leaner, supremer flick.

No problems.

This may sound rude...

ARE YOU ON CRACK?!?

Please tell me that you're being sarcastic... PLEASE...

Not necessarily sarcastic, but I'm not deadly serious either.

I mean, it would be an interesting exercise to see how much stuff out of so many hours of film would be essential to maintain a coherent narrative, while allowing for character devleopment and set-pieces. I mean, do we really need Frodo to say the ring's getting stronger and fall over so many times? Do we really need to see Sam and Gollum at loggerheads again and again? The whole of Helm's Deep could be removed, as its a mere scrap that ultimately proves nothing...

I'm just playing Devil's editor!

Hahaha, I liked Elrond's reaction to the 'catapault' suggestion and Aragorn's patronising face for 'That's retarded'. Made me laugh.

I think you'd be hard pushed to edit the best part of 12 hours of footage down to 90 minutes and not loose . . . something . . .

and why

See here.

On the subject of Lord of the Rings spoofs, check out the abridged scripts at The Editing Room

This guy's a legend.

It's just the same stuff but it's the links, there's no censoring.

Check out the Moderator Muscle action on that gal . . .

ok i apologise to stella...jumped the gun a bit

That is some funny shit Especially like the first one

Thank you. There's no need to be so suspicious of me - I'm not some power-crazed maniac, you know.

Well, only in the bedroom. Har har.

ooooh the visuals