Just a heads-up that tonight on five is a show called Blaggers, at 12.05am.

The basic concept is that a bunch of people try to blag their way into celebrity do's using all sorts of techniques. According to The Guardian Guide, this week's episode sees a couple of the blaggers trying to blag their way onto the set of Shaun of the Dead, dressed as joke shop zombies.

I saw last week's episode, which was kinda funny, as a couple of girls hid in the cinema toilets before the Starsky and Hutch premiere and came out in time to speak to the stars of the movie. And then they snuck into Billy Zane's birthday party and danced on stage with Grace Jones. Cheeky.

Sounds like an informative show. I shall be making notes

I shall be tuning in at 12:04am

Thanks, sounds interesting.
..would probably never have discovered its existence myself, it being on "all-our-progammes-are-porn-based" channel 5.

Point being?



Heeheehee

If it's the blokes I'm thinking of they were complete twats. They turned up in the shittest makeup they could find, ridiculed by the makeup people, laughed at by everyone else.

We'd never seen such twattery.

Why blag your way on to set anyway? They were literally dragging people off the street to be in the film, seriously desperate for more zombies!

Fucking, complete, ill-informed, twattix, mong-headed retards.

I've crapped better things than them.

Watched it last night, and two guys made me cringe so much I'm surprised I managed to get up this morning. Although I was impressed with the gatecrashing of the party and sitting in Liza Minelli's seat.

I did watch the programme, and was really unimpressed with them. They didnt blag really just told the truth they shouldnt be there, and cos they were desperate for extras they were allowed to stay. I think the most pathetic bit was when they were hysterical after asking SP the way to the toilet!!! What a strange programme, just shows how desperate the reality TV trend has made the TV execs. Oh well got a glimpse of SP which was the best bit in my opinion. Bxxx

If it's the guys I remember ( one came in in Clown makeup...or it may as well have been) they were a right bunch of twats.

Yeah, that certainly sounds like them.

i watched it when it was on mtv and they were like his name is matthew pegg right its lioke get the name right but u gotta admit theyre good at blagging and they got in

To be honest it would not have been that hard. all you had to say was you were there for SOTD.

And they were getting people off the streets for some of the crowd scenes.

yeah i suppose thats right well i'll try and do that for the next film turn up in a coppers outfit lol

As long as your not wearing clown make up and not a twat. I'm sure it will work

I saw that, it was two guys dressed up in crap face paint who got in to the studio asked Simon Pegg where are the toilets are and then git to be in the film. (NOTE TO PEGG FANS>> IF IT WAS THAT EASY WE WOULD SHOULD ALL DO IT)

Tim from Blag! here....all I can say is I think you are all total losers who spend your time speaking total shit to one another as you don't have a normal life.....You couldn't imagine a real life away from your gay little comuters and geeky friends that you are too scared to meet in person as they will probably see you for who you are fat, boring, sweety geek boys ..... so T.J and you other tossers! can sit on my fat one you will never live an exciting life as you are geeky, ugly and quite frankly it makes me sick ever thinking you will be reading this......so go f**k yourselfs..the programme is about making people laugh and entertaining......not about trying to look cool so get out and get a life.....losers.

lots of love tim.

Don't worry Tim, us Americans still like you.

Aw, poor Timmy Tim. Did the nasty interweb geeks make your little ego go bye-bye? Never mind, you can sleep sound in the knowledge that we're all so intensely jealous of your media successes.


Well, at least you got one bit of your remit right then...

what a thoroughly nice chap.

after seeing the programme a couple of times i had them pegged as posh boy media wannabes who have no talent so make lame sub-mtv2 'look how crazy we are!' tv using daddy's money and connections.

the only thing more boring than d list celebs is people who want to hang out in the same place as them without even having a d list level of talent. who aspire to a channel 5 'guerilla show'. fancy a game of cock muff bumhole?

but having read this i see i got it wrong and they are just 'making people laugh!'

well the fat one in glasses makes me laugh! look at his haircut!

i am glad they believe so passionately in what they do that they are happy to make posts like this without thinking it makes them look like EVEN BIGGER pricks than they were before!

I felt bloody awful with a terrible hangover all day, but that has really cheered me up. I haven't laughed that much in ages.

Oh my! It's all so clear now when you put it like that. I'm wasting my life on here!!!! From now on i want to be just like you Tim.

I laugh in your face Timmy Tim Tim

You laugh now but just wait 'til the Blag forum takes off. That'll show you all. It's pure comedy genius i tell you. Oh Tim i want your babies.

I never realised my computer was gay, I did wonder where it had been going of a night time.

Apparently all machines are female. They'd never get any if they were heterosexual.

Doh, of course I never thought of that.

I wouldn't worry. Not everyone can have the wisdom of ole Tim there.

surely him taking the tim to sign up for the forum n read this thread goes against most of what his says? and how did he manage to find the thread in the first place if he's not a spaced/shaun fan?

did someone do a google search on themselves?! now who's total loser blah blah blah...

I do admire the way they blag so well but this guy certainly is a prick and looked crap as a zombie. I dont remember saying anything but the truth and that can not be silenced!. And If that really was him, wasn't it a bit sad to come on here and say were sad? I thought so .

I stick by my words and continue to laugh,

Truth hurting is it?

Oh, Boo Hoo.

*points and laughs*

Who he callin a geek

Goddamn Nathan Barley

Haha I think he came on here expecting to be worshipped for getting on the film by us and when we didnt grovel at their feet he got upset!!! Bless I feel quite sorry for them now. Bxxx

What an ill-informed post....



I know for a fact that a lot of people on here have met, also there are lots of girls on here.



From what I gather there are lots of people on this thread that have very exciting jobs & lives. And if he bothered to check out the picture whore thread, he would see that there are some very attractive people on here.



From what I have heard here, I think that they failed at that. Besides, a lot of people from this list where there at the shoot, and they didn't have to whore themselves for some second rate channel



Awww. lots of love back to you too.

Aww, he thinks we're sweet. See everyone, he's not all bad.

What the hell was THAT about? I mean, was that GENUINE?

Geez! I thought he'd be happy I pointed out the show in the schedules just as the mention of Shaun of the Dead caught my eye. But, I guess not!

Oh, never mind...I tried Tim, I really tried...

If you type "Channel 5 Blaggers" into Google you get this page as the no 1 match. Maybe he WAS right about the sweety geek boy tag. I'll fuckin munt him if he calls me that to my face though.

MASSIVE WANKER

Amen to that.

It was not 'Tim from Blaggers' it was in fact according to his real name:

Real Name Blag! Rules

to you and I aka MASSIVE WANKER!

sweety geek boys .....

comuters another one of his brilliant mistakes I poke fun of....

ah right that makes sense...... can I just add I he will insist on insulting me at least use the right words to do so.

I can't stand it when people like that log onto forums and spew their garbage.

At the end of the day, we've all got free time, whether we're high flying business moguls, gang warlords, students, schoolkids, or geeks (and what the hell is wrong with being a geek anyway? Surely if Spaced is anything its a glorification of the concept of the ubergeek). And what better way to spend that free time than exchanging sophisticated banter with like minded Spaced/SOTD fans?

i have no free time i look at this whilst doing my coursework lol !