If i was in my room at uni i'd go for my electric guitar, it hefty but is quite easy to swing, otherwise i could use some of my rather heavy textbooks.

At home (as mentioned in the Zombie invasion thread) i'd have plenty of knives, axes etc, but my weapon of choice would be the heavy shepherds crook we have, its bloody heavy and would really do some damaged as well as keeping them at a distance, plus it would give me an excuse to break out my old wizard outfit for effect...

You'd make Ritchie Blackmore proud.

I'm gonna sound amazingly ignorant here, but who's Rirchie Blackmore?

dang! and in the movies it looks so plausable!

guess i'll just have to use lynx and a lighter...

Who's Ritchie Blackmore?

He's the former guitar of Deep Purple who's currently writing all sort of weird folky shite now. Must be some kind of penance for Smoke on the Water I guess.

This is Ritchie, about to smash in an ABC television camera lens with his Strat, at the California Jam.

Now, what about a gas-powered polesaw, like this one here? Seems to be it's a bit safer than a regular chainsaw, since you can keep the zombies at a distance.

Yay
Rock and effing roll

one of those jet washer filled with petrol and a lighter on the front to make a flame thrower GWAHHAHAHAHAHA

A Lollypopmans Lollypop sign.

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Giving you at least 5ft of killing distance - a resonably sharpish axeish head and a way to stop traffic and allow kiddies to safley cross the road . . . . .away from the zombie hordes.

I still say the polesaw would rule:

[/gawping at nice picture]

I think a good selection of 80's LP's will have to suffice

Hahahahahahaha I have been prepared for the invasion!

I have a skip full of bricks (a bloody massive skip) and I have fixed an engine and steering wheel capable of moving the Brick Behemoth how pleasant it will be to roll around town on my wheelie skip crushing zombies and hey it's too tallfor them to get onto because they wont be able to climb it as I speed around crushing them!

Hey If anyone needs a lift when zombie invasion breaks out then on the day of the outbreak e-mail your address wait upstairs and jump onto the Bricky when it rolls past!

And I have a gun collection bigger than Mike Watts (probably)

That is... awful

From my room I'd use various electrical appliances - printer, TV, VCR etc, though these are strictly 1-use weapons. Though I also have a street hockey stick which would work ok. Oh, and I have an american football which I can throw pretty hard. That'd work I guess. Or I could run upstairs into our loft and use my large number of drumsticks. Ooh I could have them in funky sheaths and everything!

Hmmm, well. I think that cd's and DVDs would work better than Vinyl, so any of the multitude of crappy movies that I have. I think Showdown in Little Tokyo would kill any zombie. It almost killed me!

FOOLS!! Are you not prepared for the invasion! I have been researching and preparing for years and all you have done is make jokes. I have read into the subject and the two best weapons, my weapons of choice that is, are the crowbar for hand to hand, good for ripping into brains and opening locked doors, the semi-automatic rifle, for those far away head shots and an axe to destroy a staircase to avoid the enemy for a while. Have you no sense!

If tyou have a semi-automatic rifle in your house I owe you a drink.

I'm trying to work out who im more sickened by, You or Butterfly_with_a_bomb?



(so far its neck and neck)

When stuck in the house...with none or little sporting goods.
I would go the metal part of the Vacuum!

It works a charm for smacking kids in the head with....why would Zombies differ???
Of course you'ld have to hit them harder.....
luvs nix

I am a big fan of killing Zombies with a hammer. Perhaps simply because the day after seeing SOTD for the first time, I went to work and found a hammer, inexplicably placed on my desk next to the computer. I picked it up and held it in my hand and immediately imagined myself smashing it into the brains of invading zombies. I believe I must have looked good and ready to use it when a co-worker walked in, as she looked very concerned.

But besides that, it is quite nice. Good weight for hard-hitting, bot sides can do plenty of damage and also useful for opening locked doors. Plus, if you are totally weak, like myself, it is quite easy to weild. Light too, so as not to slow you down. think about it.

pris

I've got two swords. Let em have it

hey I've just figured something (bound to put me ahead in the disgust-o-meter) if I'm skip surfing maybe I could use a good old fly-mo for getting zombies I dont run down.............Just thinking about the sound and sight of a fly-mo rapidly flicking zombies soft brains up the walls of shops as I roll past........and the mess


Fly-Mo

I've got a hoover, reckon that could do a bit of damage...

ooh nice, get on a low roof but too tall for them to climb and slowly suck their heads inside out !

Yeah, and with the really decayed ones you'd make things nice and messy

at uni i've got single towel wrack thats goes on a radiator thats damn heavy and cause pain as well or so my sister said

At home i've got various bats to use....

(no not the animal... though vampire bats could be fun)

perfick, Maian brings an awesome new meaning to the phrase cleaning up the streets

At least someone has read the Zombie survival guide crowbars are the best

as for chainsaws... what would happen if you run out of fuel? its about as much use as a pillow case and its extra weight

But they look cool.

you wontwhen your getting ripped to shreds

Katana. Would slice the head clean off

that was the other ideal one my fellow Romero fan

yes you smile

Fly-mo

A Power Stapler (the ones which can shoot a staple into the roof then you can't get them out)

Simply a big stick!

Hedge trimmer?

an ashtray or spanner seems to work well in soapland!!!

I think it would have to something out of my garage, maybe a garden hoe, and short range a humble hammer.

Also i would ware my very thick, and ahem well fitted bommer jacket from my high school years to supply a mild and comfertable armour... God i think about this too much

I would use my hair straightners because they are not ceramice one they are big chunky ones so that should at least knock out the zombie

The golf club that is lurking in my bedroom cupboard - think it's a 9-iron.

Having said that, my house doors are big metal bastards, so it's kinda hard for them to be broken down. Still, I gotta eat sometime...!

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Mr.Hoppy,A hatchet,5kg of kola kubes!

I get it that show is sooo dark

It strangely destroys all that is beautiful....but in a beautiful way!

I suppose anything glass would do the trick (a large vase etc.) to fracture the skull and juicy brains

*coff*

yeah but It'd only work once..............

OOH! A Combine Harvester!

I'd wear my bike leathers and lid, aint no way they're biting throught them, and I'll go into a killing frenzy with two of my swords (one of em's behind me in the piccy)


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