Here we can discuss the aforementioned without prejudice or being shunned for our tastes.
To start us off-Boyd is shagging Sky and Stingray has just been dumped by Shazza. Please continue

I never agreed to this. Shun away!

Shazza was an evil bitch and good ridance to her.

Is it my imagination or had Boyd really beefed up recently.

No, you're right. Thank god you noticed. Skye was massaging him and I was thinking....'that boy's only about fifteen....I should stop watching this'.

That's Ok then. At least I'm not the only sick one.

I think he's closer to seventeen, Whix-definitely over the age of consent

I missed a load of stuff recently. Why is Paul Robinson back?!

But we've known him since he was a tiny little thing. It just seems wrong somehow.

Phew! He's still quite young though.

He has something evil planned for the future, but I'm not sure what it is. He's a nasty piece of work manipulating poor David like that.

he is indeed seventeen...



Yeah but let's be honest-David is a bit of a muppet.

I'd just like to add, I'm still angry that they bumped Drew off like they did. No warning, nothing. He just fell off a horse and died.

So he could be in panto, wasn't it?

Agreed, maybe he does deserve it.

I'm sure Paul and David's wife (can't remember her name for some reason) were flirting today.

(Liljana). Yes they were

Lilijana? (Sp) Yeah... Damn her and her flirting! But David was flirting with that stupid Canadian/American woman-thing. Where'd she spring from anyway?

Thank you. That was driving me crazy.

According to the front of my free tv magazine, it isn't her he ends up porking (teehee) though.

I'm not sure. I missed all of that. Something to do with the council? Oh I don't know.

She was a div anyway-handing him her hotel room all femme-fatale-esque. As If.

Oho! Who is it?!

It's something to do with why Paul is hanging around. I think they may be in business together. Her flirting made me cringe A LOT.

I don't want to ruin it though. I'll pm you.

and me! I want to know too!

Oh my god!

Of course it might not be true. It was The Sun magazine, but there were pictures.

And you can see it happening... its a very 'in character' response.

I missed what happened with those bones too. What was that all about?

People under 50 still watch Neighbours? I though it was just for the blue rinse brigade . . .

of course not-It's full of 'hip young things' now.

I'm sticking to my 'it's an addiction' excuse.

OK, surely if paul doesn't end up shagging mrs boring-husband, then he'll end with izzy, all that strong woman stuff? She wants it!

And he was talking in a car to the american lady about building a mall, i guess he wants to build it on the conservation ground, hence stooging up aforementioned dull-husband. But its such a boring story, its gonna take ages to go anywhere.

On the other hand, Boyd AND Steph (rawr!) going down for murder, now thats a good storyline!

And what the hell was with boyd, stingray, shazza and the other two sisters dialouge the other day?

"Huh, shes such a mole" and "I don't give a flying flock of flamingos blah blah blah"

Please get a new scriptwrite for the kids...

EDIT: i don't watch neighbours really...

"Flying flock of flamingos" was a great line.

You Clinton.

I still miss Brad the surfer.

I'm glad Paul's back though. I always fancied him when I was 10 but all my friends mocked me.

I loved Brad, my ex's sister had a massive Smash Hits style poster of him. I tried everything but she wouldn't give it me.

That's just reminded me my ex also had a huge picture of Pamela Anderson on his wall. I really should have known what a twat he was.

It was weird. Skye said it and then Boyd said it later. Is Neighbours trying to make a word cool?

Are you guys still months (or years) behind in Neighbours?

I could tell you secret stuff which is happenning on Neighbours here, long before it happens over there.

Except that you wouldn't want me to spoil it for you anway.

Plus I never watch Neighbours.

Maybe that wasn't such a great idea.


Cheers
AC

P.S. My former housemate's mum is the bookkeeper for Neighbours. Her name is in the credits: Cecily Wilson

*EDIT* Oh and about that flamingo business - maybe it's all they can say, since if it was a real Aussie kid they would just say FUCK

I think it's months now-we have it every weekday (apart from bank holidays)

Feel free to tell us what happens.
I can only speak for myself - but it wouldn't bother me!

Tell us how Toady goes from high-flying-lawyer-about-town to professional Wrestler.


Also, is there any chance of lovely Lana returning?

Time wise, it was Christmas just a few weeks ago. So not at all that far behind.

well!

Tonight I saw the ad for it...and as I only watched it basically if I'm channel surfing, I can tell you what I know..

Izzy knows Pauls secret that could put him back in jail and is baiting him with it now...
s'all I know for now...
will tell you tomorrowas ad as I catch it or if AC beats me to it..

luvs nix

I prefer www.neighbours.com for tantalisingly vague descriptions of what's happening in Australia's episodes.

Would certainly be a more reliable source than me - since I don't even watch the show and would have to piece it together from ads I've seen

The last time I watched Neighbours was when "Sam" was still on it because I used to fancy him. hehehehe

hunky. hehehehehehe


And here is a sight now oft to be seen around Melbourne.......

Yes it's the Neighbours Tour Bus! Always packed full of excitable English back-packers. Hurrah!

Cheers
AC

God he was gorgeous! I remember swooning over him aged about 15. Where is he now, is what we all want to know!
And what's all this about Paul Robinson being back?? Is this THE Paul Robinson, used to run Lassiters, was married to one of the twins? Is it the same actor and everything? And what's the storyline?
I miss being a student I don't get home till 6.30 now, so I can never watch it. Boo!

Yep Paul is back, the real Paul, and they've made him the Dirty Dan of Ramsay Street.

Judging by previous posts in this thread, I think you are pretty up to date with what's happening over here. In tonight's Episode Singray's sisters moved in with them... what moles they are too.

Wheres the Canadian lesbian gone? (Lana ?). I really like her.

Anyone else fancy this bloke when they were 11?

Not me.

Ooooooooooooooooh the trial! Tense, nail-biting stuff.

I met Sam (Richard Grieve) at one of the infamous Neighbours nights at the Elephant and Wheelbarrow in Melbourne. I didn't ever fancy him in Neighbours or Home and Away but he was so so lovely that I actually became obsessed with him for a couple of months. He is very grey now, but all the sexier for it. I was very drunk, but he was too, and I kept accidentally drinking his beer instead of mine. I can't remember much of what we talked about but at the time (2001) he was doing a lot of theatre in Australia and had no plans to come over to the UK

I have a lovely picture of him and me (well I don't look all that lovely) - as my friend was taking the photo he bent down to put his arm around me and I apologised for being such a shortarse and we both cracked up - so the first picture is just of me and him looking into each others eyes and laughing. Then he insisted that my friend take another of us together because we were laughing in the first one - and my god that one is a stunningly cute photo of him.

Anyway, back to Neighbours proper - tell me all the spoilers on this here lovely thread - I very rarely get in on time to watch it so really it's only the days when I'm off work that I watch it properly. I'm more up to date on Home and Away, which I must admit I prefer, as it's on later and is also repeated on Saturdays!