What next? Or more to the point, who next?

Who would you like to see in Corrie, and as what sort of character?

Peter Kay's done the deed too, so who would we like next?

Jack Dee would be brilliant. He could run a protection racket for the businesses on the street - and do them damage if they don't pay up . . . special barstool at the Rovers - his own tankard - do anyone damage if they're caught even looking at either . . .

Or maybe Peter Stringfellow - playing a c**t perhaps? (he'd have to play himself as he's not an actor - just a c**t) - He could be an old mate of that sleaze who runs the car dealers. Or what about Hugh Grant playing an upper class tosspiece? He could turn up and try to steal Bradley Walsh's bird. Speaking of tosspieces - Darren Day could turn up and shag his way through all the wimmin . . . or maybe he could just get his head kicked in on camera for the sake of justice . . .

I don't know - help me here - it needs spicing up - though it still beats the others - Eastenders is pure unadulterated shite.

How about Johnny Depp as a garage mechanic from Cleethorpes.

saddam hussein as a jovial asylum seeker who sweeps the floor of the cafe and quietly spend his evenings in the rovers. a dab hand at bridge, as well.

Yeah - with a northern accent . . . and he could knock seven shades of shit out of Kevin for just being dull. He hasn't seen much action since they shaved his tash off at that party about 170 years ago . . . and as for saddam - strangely, I can see him and Roy as mates . . .

Bros. They reform and stage a 24-hour pop extravaganza in the Rovers Return, receiving payment in old ladies' panties.

William Shatner as a vigilante cabbie...

Keith Chegwin as a vigilante cannibal

Patrick Stewart as Deirdres Keighleigh based bit on the side.

We'd have to dispense with him a bit lively though - I don't think I could stomach him for more than a couple of nano-seconds . . .

Robert DeNiro as a local boy scout leader...

Stephen Fry.
Does matter what character... He'd be great as long as he kept his own voice & personality.

he could eat himself

It's Keighley

I'd like David Threlfall as Frank Gallagher in a cross over with Shameless. Show what people who spennd all night, every night in their local are really like.

Orlando Bloom as man #1

Although not a speaking part, it does require acting, well walking so he has all the talent to do well.

As soon as I open my mouth . . . dang - I don't believe Eastenders actually made me laugh tonight.
That speed dating with Garry & Minty was hilarious.
"If he wanted to get into photography, he should never have started on the buses"
"I prefer older women, they're more willing to wear suspenders and that. Usually more grateful too."
Whoops - there go my sides . . . okay, not quite - but it made a nice change from whingeing old women . . .

Anyone done speed dating then? Looks horrendous . . .

Angeline Jolie as Hilda Ogden`s love child...rollers in the hair and all...

the only time eastenders has been funny or good

John C. McGinley as the new Rovers Return Landlord!

I'D WATCH THAT!!!!!!!!