Just came across this and it rather amused me in a childish way. It's a release note and a small description of the film in Spanish/Mexican (?? ) - when it must have come out in Spain/Mexico (?? ) - which goes...


MUERTOS DE RISA

Genero: Terror
Interpretes: Simon Pegg-Kate Whright.
Apta para mayores de 16 anos.
Duracian: 99 minutos.
Estrena: 17/11/2004

Argumento:
Shaun tiene un trabajo miserable, una novia que acaba de dejarlo y unos amigos bastante estupidios. Para empeorarlo todo, la ciudad es invadida por zombies y el debe convertirse enun heroe.


I don't speak Spanish but I get 'Stupid bastards' clear enough!!

Wife Of Rolex





























Of course, if it means something else entirely I have just made a plum of myself.

una novia que acaba de dejarlo y unos amigos bastante estupidios.

a girlfriend who's finished with him and some rather stupid friends

Ahhhh, see I DID make a plum of myself!

AND I spelt sombrero wrong. I'm the stupidio bastado.

Wfe Of Rolex

I translated the whole thing using google's translator tool.


DIED OF LAUGHTER I generate: Terror You interpret: Simon Pegg-Kate Whright. Apt for greater of 16 anuses. Duracian: 99 minutes. It releases: 17/11/2004 Argument: Shaun has a miserable work, a quite estupidios fiancèe that finishes leaving it and friends. In order to make worse it everything, the city is invaded by zombies and enun must become heroe.

schorchio!

Budros budros gali. eth eth eth eth eth eth eth eth eth eth eth eth.

Chris Waddle.



Wife Of Rolex

lol oh The fast show "Hi im ed winchester!"
I better stop otherwise this whole topic will be about "the fast show" quotes! lol

This week I 'ave been mostly watchin' Shaun Of The Dead!

Wife Of Rolex

your tomato wife's aubergine dead grapefruit ted cucumber

Well, there was this zombie outbreak, you see, and everyone was being attacked and bitten and becoming zombies themselves. The whole neighbourhood was running wild and it was spreading across the country quite fast. So I went into the loft to find something to defend myself with, a cricket bat or something, when I came across a test tube labelled 'Cure For The Undead' under some original Beatles albums. I ended up saving the world from zombie domination the same afternoon.

Which was nice.


Wife Of Rolex

I'm sorry, I've just come

Aren't zombies brilliant!!

Wife Of Rolex

mumble mumble mumble .....Zombies...records....winchester..mumble...
I was Very very drunk!

Killing a zombie is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You're not done until you've completely banged her brains out!

Wife Of Rolex

Hey, how ya doing? Dave Angel, Eco Warrior, bashing the brains out of a zombie. Nothing wrong with that. They're pretty much dead anyway.

What's that? Zombie killin'? Hardest game in the world that, zombie killin'. I was a zombie killer, man and boy.

Wife Of Rolex

Policeman: I've ascertained the time of death as 9.15.
Monkfish: Have you really? Why's he bloody walking around then? Now where's that cuppa?

Hi. Welcome to Jazz Club.

Great.

Tonight we have the smooth sounds of the world's most prolific dead zombie jazz musician Bobbsie Deads Bebop and his band, The Flesh Biters.

Mmmm, nice.

Formally known as just Bobbsie Bebop before being biten by a member of the undead at a gig in Chicago 4 years ago, Bobbsie has fused his original sound of soul driven funkidelic grooves with pipes and guttering to produce the truly great vibes of death and suffering.

Graaaaaaave.

So lets hear Bobbsie Deads Bebop and The Flesh Biters with there seminal tune, 'Arrrrghhhh Grrrraaaaaa Huh Huh Huh Ouch'.

Dead nice.



Wife Of Rolex

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? Killing zombie schoolgirls? At three o’clock in the morning? With my reputation?
What were they thinking of?

Look mate. I will kill you as soon as look at you. I'm a zombie. I'm a little bit wuuuuhh, a little bit gaahhhhh!

Wife Of Rolex

Now listen son, if you want to kill a zombie you've got to destroy the brain. Now do it again properly. No... Not like that!!

(Laid back American accent) We put one zombie into a beaker and connected another to an elecromagnetic powerboard. We then wired them up to Dave, the lab technician, to see if they conducted electricity through Dave's body and light the bulb attached to the end of his penis.

After watching the zombies eat Dave for 10 minutes, and noticing that no light was coming from the bulb, we concluded that zombies do not conduct electricity.

The results were disappointing.


Wife Of Rolex

So there I was.... shlsefrsbs bbyusnhmm... Crouch End, 7PM.... fghskssand mee in the Winchester, and nyenns bchsety sapossds and, hah! I'd just ordered a large brandy.... and then wespspff just greshhsjsjk and there was a verr verr strange sound, a sort of tap-tap-tapping.... at the door, and a fleaydhjs mmmyudoa ahda jsajshes, and a: "Mwuuuuuuuh! Ruaarrgghh!"

Of course I thought it was just a sslywadgjak fkjdksp fwwe fjjjsahodfjwoef...but it turned out it was a zombie! HAH! Zombie! Anyway, I fufnpsmfsjb fdhsjd kjsdb and the barman sajdkjs jfsiiw eu u u yewhkj, hahahahaaaa! Of course, I couldn't do anything you see, as I was verry.. verrrr dzrunk!

Renee - Well me and Roy remember when the zombie invasion started cos we saw it on the 6 O'Clock news. When they showed the report I said 'Oh, that looks nasty.' What did I say Roy?

Roy - She said 'Oh, that looks nasty.'

Renee - Then just as we were watching the telly a zombie smashed his way in through the patio doors. I said 'Roy, quick, get something to hit him over the head with.' What did I say Roy?

Roy - She said 'Roy, quick, get something to hit him over the head with.'

Renee - Roy got hold of a frying pan from the kitchen and hit the zombie over the head about 20 times and killed it there and then. I said 'Roy, you're so brave to have done that.' What did I say Roy?

Roy - She said 'Roy, you're so brave to have done that.'

Renee - I looked at the patio windows and just thought about what might have happened. I said 'Oh Roy, that zombie scared the life out me.' What did I say Roy?

Roy - She said 'I've fucking shit meself!'

*SLAP*

Renee - I did not say that!!



Wife Of Rolex

Director: Chip!! Give that zombie a beating!!

Chip: Let meself be eaten? Alright.

Ralph: erm, ted

Ted: yes’r

Ralph: yes, well, the thing is you see … I’ve been thinking ted.

Ted: yes’r … thinking

Ralph: That’s right, Ted, thinking. Thinking about this here Zombie problem

Ted: Zombies sir?

Ralph: Yes, that’s right Ted, all these Zombies that are marauding around town.

Ted: I wouldn’t be knowing anything about them there zombies sir.

Ralph: Well the thing is Ted, it appears there’s no escaping them Ted.

Ted: ugh …

Ralph: Quite Ted. So these may well be our last … our last …

Ted: I, I really should be getting on with those drains sir.

Ralph: Our last days together Ted. These may be our last days together, and I thought that, maybe … oh I don’t know, I’m sure you may think me ever so silly,

Ted: I don’t think you’re silly sir

Ralph: yes, well … what I was going to say is that, maybe you would like to … you may find it preferable … that is to say that, maybe you would want to come into the house Ted.

Ted: I really don’t know about that sir … these drains you see

Ralph: Oh forget about the drains Ted! … Sorry, sorry, yes of course, you have work to be getting on with.

Ted: Yes’r, I really should be getting on now

Ralph: Very well Ted. But before you go, I just want to say … just remember what I said Ted … come to the house, if … if you’re feeling … feeling in the slightest bit … scared Ted.

Ted: Yes’r

Well there were these zombies right wandering round the streets eating all of me mates and it was brilliant! All the flesh and brains in the street was bloody brilliant! Zombies are brillinat though aren't they? They're like us, but their zombies. They've come back from the dead with the intent of devouring our brains. Me Dad says it's not brilliant because they are killing people but i think it's brilliant. Especially since one bash to the head will finish 'em off. BRILLIANT!