1) White Noise: I was expecting one mofo of a thriller all i saw was a load of shite. It was so boring. All it was michael keaton looking worried at tv screens.

2)Charlies Angels 2: I was actually laughing out loud at the plot in this film. And this one guy had the worlds worst Irish accent i'd ever heard.

Anymore i should beware of?

Van Helsing

Spiderman 2. It was so bad, I couldn't believe it.

Totally agree with both of those. I found white noise quite comedic though, so at least it had some entertainment value.

Ironically both films i saw at the cinema through obtaining free tickets. There's always a catch.

It's even worse when you are forced to see it in German , at the cinema , with no subtitles, not understanding german.

Bridget Jones-The Edge of Reason. NO ONE had any redeeming features in it and Jessica Stevenson was appalling, even though she only had a cameo. Why swap the actress anyway? Grrr

Guest House Paradiso. 'Nuff said.

This is kinda a given - Taxi, another free screening.

You poor thing



Yes, it was rubbish, but in a good way. Bear in mind that I still find Bottom funny, and that may put my opinion in context. It's nice, simple humour, even if it's not to everyone's taste.

Oh, and I agree that BJ2 was terrible. I wanted to see the Incredibles (also not very good, I later discovered), but sat through BJ with my friends. Waste of time.

Catwoman

Blade Trinity (but Ryan Reynolds is a fox)

Ocean's Twelve

Shaun of the Dead*















*ONLY JOKING!!!! (FYI Simon Pegg is The Sex )

When did that film even come out? I don't remember it being advertised, then I saw an advert for the DVD the other day and got all confused. Was it last summer?

Yeah i think it was last summer. My bro got a dvd boxset of Oceans Eleven and Twelve from Japan that arrived yesterday. I tried to watch the second one but it was just crap.

10-December-2004 here in the States, and yes, it was complete rubbish.

I'm not sure what to hate and what to like anymore in these fast moving times....

Some pretty obvious choices seeing as they are "you either like them or hate them" films but

Phantom Menace - no redeaming features

Attack Of The Clones - 1 redeaming feature (clones emerging from a sandstorm - looked stunning). Even Count Dracula vs Sonic The Hedgehog was a dissapointment

Titanic - a film about the one of the most famous disasters of all time, was a dumb story about people from different sides of the tracks falling in love. Leave that kind of stuff to John Hughes

Izu - It was directed one of my favourites - Takashi Miike. It featured one of my favourite actors(and directors) Takeshi Kitano. It was about a time travelling samurai. It had zombies. IT WAS SHIT

Braveheart - bollocks

I second the vote for Guest House Paradiso, and I'm a fan of Bottom up to a point (the point being the third series).


All the American Pie films are bobbins.

Dreamcatcher...............SHITE!!

Lol its funny u should mention Dreamcathcer. I was just about to watch it on Sky but now im glad i missed the start

american pie films oh my god predictable comes to mind although the 3rd one wasnt too bad I thought it was the funniest

Hitchhikers Guide......

Vampire in Brooklyn

er..

Every odd numbered Star Trek Movie (and yes! I thought Nemisis was allright!)

-m0r

So you enjoyed it?

Duplex ('Our House" in the UK)
stars Ben Stiller and Drew Barrymore



avoid

Really? I quite liked it.
It weren't Shakespeare or nuthin but I thought it was a good bit of mindless entertainment.



Agree on these two.
The thing which I hated most about attack of the clones was the "relationship" between anakin and the princess. It was so unrealistic and unbelievable. Plus Hayden Christensen was sooo annoying that I didn't *want* them to get together.
What made it even more iritating was that Geroge Lucas so obviously put that shit in there to try and get the "female audience" into the films.
How f-ing insulting is that!!

Cheers
AC

Sliding Doors
I was so bored when I saw this at the pictures (all those years ago) that I made myself a beard and moustache from my bubble gum.

Bridget Jones

Anger Management

The Hard Word

Godsend

Kill Bill

Moulin Rouge

Shrek 2

The Stepford Wives (2004)

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Notting Hill

Girl with a Pearl Earring

The above films are the work of the Devil - you have been warned.

Zoe you forgot Shit Actually!

-m0r

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen... I WANT THAT HOUR OF MY LIFE BACK!

The Avengers. A pile of incoherant, boring crap that managed to waste the talents of Uma Thurman, Ralph Fiennes and Sean Connery.

I thought Moulin Rouge was great. What did you dislike about it?

It bored me to tears. I had to watch it in three sections just to get through it. The plot was weak, the characters flimsy, the music dire and the performances ranged from hammy to just plain bad.

I was pleased when she died.

And here's a few others now that I think about it...

Screamers... what a waste of a Philip K. Dick story
Cabin Boy... This should come with a Public Health Warning
Highlander 2... THEY'RE FUCKING ALIENS?
Forrest Gump... Pile of sentimental bollox!!!
The English Patient... Unless you're looking for a natural sleep remedy!
Troy... Brad Pitt finally visits the Joey Tribbiani school of acting

Hey, forest gump is hilarious!

It's a pile ot sentimental rubbish...The so-called special effects of putting Tom Hanks in situations was laughable. The old beer commercials with Griff Rhys-Jones were more realistic...

That's my point.You're not supposed to belive all those things could really happen to one guy. I think it's a jokes film.

I'm sure I've said this on a thread before, but I always thought 'Forrest Gump' was a satire.

And it includes one of the most crappity and wooden exchanges ever :

I kissed you.
Yeah, I spotted that too.

If John Hannah had fallen out of the boat at that point, he'd have floated down the Thames. Unfortunately. Drown, Hannah, drown.

Anyway...I've said it before and I'll say it again - Sex Lives Of The Fucking Potato Men

Yes and no. The original (French) Taxi is great fun.

I agree. I think that film is the worst film ever made.

Going waa-aaay back, in 1990, when Rugby League was a winter sport played on a Sunday, me and my bessie were left at a loose end on Sunday during the off season so we used to go to the cineam at lunchtime, pay the matinee price and then sneak into a second film for free (Multiplexes ARE good for something).

As a consequnce we saw EVERYTHING that came out around that time. I can say, withouth a shadow of a doubt, that the worst peice of crap I have ever, ever, ever, EVER seen is 'The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane'. It stars the world's unfunniest comedian Andrew 'Dice Man' Clay and a host of minor celeb cameos, such as Al Bundy and Morris Day. DO NOT EVER WATCH THIS FILM. Even for no money down it's not worth it.

I've said it before and i'll say it again - soul survivors. Wes Bentley and Casey Affleck and Luke Wilson couldn't even save this film.

Ding dong

The Avengers,

Godzilla,

Matrix Revolutions,

Batman and Robin,

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace and

Thunderbirds

all make my list.

Anything that has ever been described using the phrase 'chick flick'.

All the Scary Movie films( I've only seen one, suffice to say I don't need to see the rest.)

Yeah they're shit as is 'Not Another Teen Movie'

Oh... did I forget to mention "Reindeer Games"

It was called 'Deception' over here because that is such a spectacularly awful title.

Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What have I been telling you? You've got to do the safe picture, then you can do the art picture; but then sometimes you've got to do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him...and sometimes, you have to go back to the well.

Matt Damon: And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games.

Ben Affleck: See, that's just mean.

oh! avoid the ring, you die after you've seen it, oh and videodrome as well, pretty bad stuff!

-m0r

I always preferred...

Matt Damon: Just take it from "It's a good course."

Ben Affleck: Oh, now you're the director.

Matt Damon: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this...

Ben Affleck: Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week.

Matt Damon: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature?

Where are these quotes from SNL or something?