Lee Hunter in a bloodstained white shirt, red tie around his head and weilding a cricket bat. 'Nuff said.

Why do I find that thought arousing?

Because you have questionable taste.

It has been said, you should see some of the bruisers I've fancied in the past.

That said; Lee from Hollyoaks *rubs thighs*.

Also one of the twins (don't know which one) was wearing a Liz like top.

Thought this was a good and funny homage to Shaun and it's well know that the writers of Hollyoaks are fans of Spaced.

what day was this ep coz ive recentley missed it well I suppose I could tape the ep on the ominibus coz I work what a bummer! working on a sunday but I would rather work that be at home because this one time (at band camp!) I had a sunday off and was so shitting bored!

Can't say I've seen Hollyoaks in a long time. Are they still culling off cast members at a ferocious rate?

Yeah, there's no one left but actual oaks now.

What an odd thing to say.

Imagine - a C4 programme referencing a film.

Do you think it'll catch on?

It's a fad.

I saw it was so badly a reference lee doing it ,it was a camp reference

Um... I've read this a couple of times and it still doesn't make sense

"I saw it-it was so badly a reference to the film Shaun of the Dead, perpetrated by the character Lee Hunter. However, it was only referenced in a camp way."

That any clearer, hon?

A bit better, cheers darling

Whatever did I do without you.

You had a long and painful existence waiting for me to bring sunshine into it...

It's still long and painful (my existence that is, before you start sniggering again) it is sunnier though

And here was me all prepared to rub my hands together and go "My work here is done." I'll have to try harder.

Looks that way

He could sue you for insinuating he goes round massaging thighs