so theres loadsa crap quiz shows on tv. but who would you put on to make the perfect quiz show?

for me:
alan davies
paul merton-presenting
ross noble
simon pegg
dylan moran
jimmy carr
dave gorman

and Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, Rhys Thomas and Rich Fulcher.
I was actually fantasising about this the other day.

bill bailey and denise van outen!

Compere: Stephen Fry

Team A
Simon Pegg
Nick Frost
Bill Bailey

Team B
Eddie Izzard
Paul Merton
Boris Johnson

compere: tim westwood

team a
fran cosgrave
that bearded west country twat
june sarpong

team b
jim davidson
nicky campbell off watchdog
uri geller

and then we lock the door to the studio and throw away the key.

Compere: Angus Deayton

Team A:

Dave Gorman
Paul Merton
Greg Proops

Team B:

Bill Bailey
Stephen Fry
David Mitchell

Sweet

That is fairly decent

Compere: Angus Deayton

Team A:

Paul Merton*
Bill Bailey
Dylan Moran

Team B:

Stephen Fry*
Jimmy Carr
Danny Baker

*Captain

Wow, that's a great question. Tough one, though. What does one gage his response on?

Physical prowess, keen detection skills, the ability to banter well with super villains?

I'd like Noel and Julian as team captains and some combination of Armando Iannucci, Daniel Kitson, Harry Hill, Richard Ayoade, little Rhys Thomas and David Mitchell as the teams (yes I know that's too many). Linda Smith, David Walliams and Stewart Lee could have guest spots too.

Oooh probably should have some non comedians in there as well, do you think Adam Brody would do a UK panel show? No? Well I always like to hear what Germaine Greer has to say and John Prescott is always good for a laugh. Mark Kermode has a soothing voice and Tom Tortoise, I mean, Paulin always has something interesting to disagree with. Wait a minute? That's just Newsnight Review isn't it?

I'd quite like to see Boris Johnson get some more quiz mastering work so I'll pick him.

This is why I don't get to make these decisions...

Against my better judgement I'm gonna pop Eddie Izzard onto my team instead of Danny Baker. Danny Baker is freakishly intelligent when it comes to pop culture as proven on the red nose day university challenge but Izzard is just funnier - and the kid knows some stuff too.

I chose Izzard, Johnson and Merton for one of my teams as the potential for going off into absurdist and surreal tangents would be huge....not necessarily deliberate on Boris Johnsons part.

I'd also like to find room for Will Self, maybe in a George Dawes type role

actually having read the other posts i wanna change mine
team 1
alan davies
ross noble
dylan moran

team 2
paul merton
simon pegg
dave gorman

and presenting jimmy carr and eddie Izzard thrown in somewhere

Ooh! Add Richard Herring and you've got a winner right there.

Team 1
Bill Bailey
Dawn French
Alistair McGowan
john kulshaw

Team 2
Eddie Izzard
Paul Merton
Omid Djalili
Jonny Vegas

Team 3
Chris Morris

i think chris morris would shred everyone to peices tho.....