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Douglas Nicol
QUOTE (Starscream`s Ghost @ Jul 22 2009, 05:49 PM) *
I saw that ad for the first time the other night. What a vile little group of arseholes U2 are.


I think South Park definitely were on the number when they took the piss out of that smug twat Bono.
Rua
Ok Meerkats. I've been pretty patient up to now. So in the interest of all, off you fuck.
gulfcoast_highwayman
Now the twat-the-lad is comparing having a pint of pear 'cider' without any real pears in it, to having a shit holiday.

Right.
empathy-with-beast
Do you know who I'd stab? That long haired guy from the Confused Dot Com adverts.
Raven
Getting annoyed with the "We take any car" ads they keep running on Dave.
gulfcoast_highwayman
QUOTE (empathy-with-beast @ Jul 31 2009, 06:14 PM) *
Do you know who I'd stab? That long haired guy from the Confused Dot Com adverts.



Aye. It's bloody lucky for him that one of the questions wasn't 'are you a twat?'
Wife Of Rolex
Autoglass has the shittest jingle.
Raven
It's not as bad as Moonpig.
Douglas Nicol
There are a lot of ads that irritate me. Some of them include...

All these "cash in your old gold/mobile phone" ads. The mobile phone ones make me laugh as the "up to £150" would only apply to something like an Iphone 2.

LV's one with the runaway Volvo is another one that gets up my nose.
Starscream`s Ghost
I think the T-Mobile ads with the extras masquerading as flash mobbers irritate me the most right now.
logger
We should gas them.
Starscream`s Ghost
QUOTE (logger @ Jul 31 2009, 10:10 PM) *
We should gas them.


Pink will be first in the queue.
sweetbutinsane
QUOTE (Douglas Nicol @ Jul 31 2009, 07:55 PM) *
All these "cash in your old gold/mobile phone" ads.


There's a man on one of those adverts that terrifies me. He has crazy eyes.
Douglas Nicol
I must admit to liking the new Irn Bru ad that parodies the who High School Musical type craze.

Viewable here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ocaypgRHM
PrincessKate
Those new ads for Comedy Central where it's just shots of people doing spittakes in slow motion? Totally porny.

Also the weird, 70s-ish style ads for Orange Top Up rewards are quite sweet, I like the kossak-y dancing one.
melzilla
QUOTE (sweetbutinsane @ Aug 1 2009, 07:20 PM) *
There's a man on one of those adverts that terrifies me. He has crazy eyes.


Yes! He doesn't blink once throughout the entire ad. Scary.
PrincessKate
I'm dispropportionately amused by the fact that the Wilkinson Quattro Bikini for women and the Quattro Titanium for men are the same razor, just in different colours.
empathy-with-beast
You know that Halifax advert where the Halifax people build a human bridge so a guy can propose to his girlfriend high in a office block? Does it make anyone else think of that bit of Starship Troopers when all the bugs pile their bodies against the wall of the outpost so that their unthinking monster friends can climb over them to get over the wall?
logger
I bet she sucked his brains out too after the proposal, arf.
Jimmay
This is quite an interesting website although due to it having a rather inappropriate name I have spoiler tagged it and I probably wouldn't look at it at work purely for the website name alone.

It compares adverts with the youtube videos they have obviously ripped off and given no credit for. It's quite shocking actually that people have been paid for this "work".

CopyCunts
Rua
Good that.
wampa1
I hate that advert with the dudes in the truck singing My Sharona. They obviously made a conscious decision to alter the lyric "touch of the younger kind..." to "touch of another kind..." and it annoys me every time I hear it.
logger
The sound of Churchill eating makes me nauseous.
wampa1
I'm in love with the woman from the Dentyl advert.
gulfcoast_highwayman
QUOTE (wampa1 @ Aug 13 2009, 06:46 PM) *
I'm in love with the woman from the Dentyl advert.


You'd happily whiten her teeth, eh?
Kick in the Head
QUOTE (Jimmay @ Aug 13 2009, 12:04 PM) *
This is quite an interesting website although due to it having a rather inappropriate name I have spoiler tagged it and I probably wouldn't look at it at work purely for the website name alone.

It compares adverts with the youtube videos they have obviously ripped off and given no credit for. It's quite shocking actually that people have been paid for this "work".

CopyCunts


Brilliant - something that has irked me for a long while has a home. Already submitting a couple of suggestions.
logger
The new Diet Coke advert follows on from others directed at women only liking Sex & The City and Smack The Pony. Sex The Pony. Fuck off, you.

Oh, and impatience is for cunts.
curtinparloe
QUOTE (sweetbutinsane @ Aug 1 2009, 07:20 PM) *
There's a man on one of those adverts that terrifies me. He has crazy eyes.


I think I know the one you mean. He's auditioned for quite a few ads that I've been filming, and he's exactly the same in real life.
Everlong
Stupid air freshener advert, I hate you. Dumb shit badly dubbed kid wanting to do a shit at his mates house.

Who the fuck thinks of these things?
wampa1
QUOTE (logger @ Aug 16 2009, 06:55 PM) *
Oh, and impatience is for cunts.

Urgh, I hate that one.
Jimmay
The prick from the 3 adverts on Channel 4 Comedy is the same bloke that got buggered by the giant eye in Darkplace.

Just thought you'd like to know.
Sean of the Dead
So now he insists on buggering our eyes with his existence. Touché, annoying man, touché.
PrincessKate
QUOTE (Jimmay @ Aug 20 2009, 04:01 PM) *
The prick from the 3 adverts on Channel 4 Comedy is the same bloke that got buggered by the giant eye in Darkplace.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Spencer Brown, he's hosting one of those 'sexy advert' shows on C5 soon, too.
PrincessKate
I just saw an advert for this:

The name amuses me.
Sostie
Hey girls. Going to Uni? Need a computer? Go to PC World. They have a laptop you can do coursework on. And then you can watch rom coms on it!

I'm sure there's a boys version where you can watch porn.
mcraigclark
QUOTE (Sostie @ Aug 28 2009, 10:32 PM) *
Hey girls. Going to Uni? Need a computer? Go to PC World. They have a laptop you can do coursework on. And then you can watch rom coms on it!

I'm sure there's a boys version where you can watch porn.


Buying a laptop from PC World also makes you sound like a sophisticated 35-year old, so you'll be a leg up on seducing your professors.
curtinparloe
QUOTE (mcraigclark @ Aug 29 2009, 08:44 AM) *
Buying a laptop from PC World also makes you sound like a sophisticated 35-year old, so you'll be a leg up on seducing your professors.


It would also demonstrate your high gullibility, thus making you more attractive to "bad boys"...
sweetbutinsane
Ooh, then I must have one! wink.gif
PrincessKate
The weird, nasal noise the bearded and be-monocled cunt on the cashmygold advert haunts my nightmares.
I bet he makes that noise when he climaxes.
sweetbutinsane
QUOTE (PrincessKate @ Sep 1 2009, 07:17 PM) *
The weird, nasal noise the bearded and be-monocled cunt on the cashmygold advert haunts my nightmares.
I bet he makes that noise when he climaxes.


Yet another advert I like to pretend does not exist.
Llama
And me. *Shudders*
Shack
The advert for Alibaba.com is puzzling.

Two white ladies suggest they need to find a company that will help them fill an order for dresses.

Don't worry, says the advert, this Asian man and his workers will help.

A white man and a woman worry about filling their order for lots of rubber ducks.

Don't worry, says the advert, this Middle Eastern man will help.

I'm not sure if it's very racist or not.
NiteFall
It left me thinking "So, what? It's like FaceBook for sweat shops is it?"
Wife Of Rolex
That advert for Mika's new album. It starts with his old stuff and then launches into his new songs with the tag, "That was then...this is now."

They've clearly edited out the following sentence which says, "Same old shit, then."
logger
The bleakest advert ever. Who cares about kids being abused or starving Africans when you have a talking donkey telling you how he's being worked to death. Whilst it has a happy ending it has to be the most upsetting charity ad I've seen.
Wife Of Rolex
QUOTE (logger @ Sep 3 2009, 06:52 PM) *
The bleakest advert ever. Who cares about kids being abused or starving Africans when you have a talking donkey telling you how he's being worked to death. Whilst it has a happy ending it has to be the most upsetting charity ad I've seen.


Saw that earlier in the week. I can't take it quite as seriously after watching A Walk On The Wild Side on BBC1 for the past 3 weeks. Slightly takes the edge off.
logger
Attention! We still have the dregs of who nobody wanted at match.com. We'll even give you free membership in the hope you'll take them off our hands.
PrincessKate
Love the Specsavers Postman Pat advert.
Shack
QUOTE (PrincessKate @ Sep 12 2009, 07:48 PM) *
Love the Specsavers Postman Pat advert.


Me also. It makes me laugh when he posts the vegetables.
Zoe
The cunts on spotify, especially the one who keeps telling me how blisteringly funny Ed Byrne is.
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