I thought they were ads for living tv for ages.

I knew it was PS3, but I was confused, and alone, I didn't like it

And the Big Train music ad, GRRRR!!

I like the cleverness of the Silentnight ads with the projection of ghost people.

Oh, the McDonalds Monopoly thing's back. Funny how McDonalds can afford a Hotel on prime real estate, isn't it?

And the Barclays advert with the stupid man is just stupid.

To be fair, the Big Train theme existed before the series so you can't really complain if someone else uses it. Especially a train company.

The Marks & Spencers 'summer girls' ads have got my attention recently. Probably because it has Mylene getting a bit nekkit.

rawr, that's an ad campaign I can get behind.

Are the PS3 ones the one which ends with a suitcase blowing up with a grenade? If so, I thought that was Living TV aswell.

Indeed, although you have to wonder why she is wearing a bikini in a forest.

There's one bit where she's in a meadow in her under garments.

I like to think we've had a nice picnic and she's a bit randy because I made really nice sandwiches.

I spend a lot of time alone with my thoughts y'know.

Or maybe one of those savoury cones. That gravy'll get her tiny panties all greasy. She'll have to take them off.

I'll try to dab the stain off first.

Here, let me spit on a hanky....

so, that's what the kids are calling it these days...

The sad thing is, Shack genuinely wanted to get the gravy out of her pants. He just missed his big opportunity with Myleene!

I knew I should have bullyflirted with her.

Fucking gravy.

I've just discovered the product that's going to make me a millionaire.

For some reason I expected to see:

"So that's what the kids are calling it these days"

again. I'm glad it wasn't.

I want in (that can be the slogan).

In combination with a wanking glove? Maybe the glove itself could excrete the gravy, like those bizarre Braun razors which ejaculated when you shaved.

You'll be the focus of the advertising campaign, like a Mr Kipling for sex jelly.


"I was having some trouble rear ending an M&S model in the woods" said Mr Shackelton...

He does make exceedingly good anal sex

Looking for a new sexual buzz on the cutting edge of wanking technology? Why not try the all new Bisto Glove!

Ahhh, Bisto...

Or...

nggGGgghhhh! UH! uh.......Bisto..

Hmmmmnnnggggaaaahhhhhhhhh BISTO!

Cue brown and white facial.
Nice.

Come to think of it, and I may be wrong here, but wasn't that how the black and white minstrels used to apply their makeup?

I'll forgive the fact that you spelt my name wrong just so I can be King Sex Jelly.

Myleene won't know what hit her.

(in the arse)

We can borrow from the Hovis adverts as well, with the New World Symphony playing over the sex shot in the glowing morning light...It'll be like a romanticised version of that condom advert with the old guy who used to call his reusable one Geronimo.


Or like the adverts for Brain's breweries in Wales:


Mr Shackleton's Fucking Gravy: It's Shack's you want.


We can do a tie in promotion with Mr Brain's faggots.

The volvic advert with thde puppet volcano and the puppet dinosaur.

The volcano is voiced by Matt Berry, n'est-ce pas?

Please settle an argument for me.

What were the first Lynx adverts to use the makes-women-do-stupid-things line?

My mate says it was the caveman ones but I'm sure there were others before that.

The new Aero ads

"You've got your hunk, thats safe"

That guy's weird-lookin, next time you see the ad, check out his worrying left eye!!!


I assume it's been mentioned on here already but what the hell were they thinking in those ads for "This is David Gest?", they are awful beyond description!

.....in fact, what the hell were they thinking making the program in the first place?

Has anyone else seen that new Gucci perfume advert? Firstly, I'm impressed that they seem to have found one of the top 10 most effeminate men on Earth to appear in it, and all it tells me about the product is that it breaks really easily.

I knew I knew that voice. Me slow.




What about the lesbians? Aren't they allowed to enjoy balls of chocolate?



That came out so wrong.


Wife Of Rolex

Its the line that makes me smile rather than the hunk

*prefers rough looking fellas like Clive Owen*

Meanwhile...

Paddy to sell pies

I hope these ads are funny a la John Smiths and don't turn out to be a poor Peter Kay imitation

They're already showing them.

As piss poor as you'd imagine from an unfunny, charisma free chancer like McGuiness.

Oh, and it's fucking THURSTONS not Greggs.

Funny really, you'd expect Kay to be the one selling the pies.

Unless they were scared he'd eat all of them.

Snickers ad! Mr T! Tank!

I saw that last night, fantastic advert!

Only robot loving geeks are gonna drink 2% lager, right?

"Drink cider, it renders you paralysed for a good hour."

Quit yo jibba jabba, foo'!

Also, is it just me, or has Mr T seemingly not aged at all since The A-team?

I've seen pictures of him looking a real shadow of his former self, I think they somewhat buffed and polished him up for that advert.

I saw that and immediately wanted to go out and buy loads of Snickers, despite hating peanuts.

The ad works.

Tetley tea. Tetley tea. Tetley tea Tetley tea. Tetley tea. Tetley tea Tetley tea. Tetley tea Tetley tea. Tetley tea.

Some adverts are so good you don't remember what's even being promoted. No such problem with this one.

There's a thing in my pocket...I'm not falling for that one again.

Everytime I watch TV now, I secretly hope that ad will come on. It's a brilliantly ludicrous idea. I just hope they don't ruin it with dull subsequent ones.

I also like how, in the current Tetley Tea ad, you can tell how posh people are by whether they insert an 'I' between Tet and Ley.

I have not seen the T advert

Am I alone in thinking "Ah Victoria Wood, if you were a real ASDA employee you wouldn't be laughing at having printed out all those labels because you'd know that they'd probably dock the cost of the wasted labels from your pitiful wage."

Has anyone ever felt like a sausage when they go to the opticians?

The Nike Plus ad is hilarious if you assume that everything the man says is about drugs.

I'm addicted

Crack?

I've collected footprints at dawn

Definitely crack.

Cinema adverts seem to allow themselves an extra level of pretention, I really want to thump all the flying out of the sky people in that camera advert.

Everytime I see that I never remember what it actually for until the end, at which point the sheer level of my incredulity could be measured on the Richter Scale.