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logger
QUOTE (Atara @ Apr 12 2007, 04:42 PM)
I still don't get the PS3 adverts
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I thought they were ads for living tv for ages.
Atara
QUOTE (logger @ Apr 12 2007, 09:41 PM)
I thought they were ads for living tv for ages.
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I knew it was PS3, but I was confused, and alone, I didn't like it

And the Big Train music ad, GRRRR!!
curtinparloe
I like the cleverness of the Silentnight ads with the projection of ghost people.

Oh, the McDonalds Monopoly thing's back. Funny how McDonalds can afford a Hotel on prime real estate, isn't it?

And the Barclays advert with the stupid man is just stupid.
rebelstar
To be fair, the Big Train theme existed before the series so you can't really complain if someone else uses it. Especially a train company.
Blind I/O
The Marks & Spencers 'summer girls' ads have got my attention recently. Probably because it has Mylene getting a bit nekkit.
Jubei
QUOTE (Blind I/O @ Apr 13 2007, 11:44 AM)
The Marks & Spencers 'summer girls' ads have got my attention recently. Probably because it has Mylene getting a bit nekkit.
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rawr, that's an ad campaign I can get behind.

Are the PS3 ones the one which ends with a suitcase blowing up with a grenade? If so, I thought that was Living TV aswell.
Jessopjessopjessop
QUOTE (Blind I/O @ Apr 13 2007, 11:44 AM)
Mylene getting a bit nekkit.
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Indeed, although you have to wonder why she is wearing a bikini in a forest.
Shack
QUOTE (Jessopjessopjessop @ Apr 13 2007, 02:30 PM)
Indeed, although you have to wonder why she is wearing a bikini in a forest.
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There's one bit where she's in a meadow in her under garments.

I like to think we've had a nice picnic and she's a bit randy because I made really nice sandwiches.

I spend a lot of time alone with my thoughts y'know.
Jessopjessopjessop
QUOTE (Shack @ Apr 13 2007, 03:33 PM)
she's a bit randy because I made really nice sandwiches.
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Or maybe one of those savoury cones. That gravy'll get her tiny panties all greasy. She'll have to take them off.
Shack
QUOTE (Jessopjessopjessop @ Apr 13 2007, 02:40 PM)
Or maybe one of those savoury cones. That gravy'll get her tiny panties all greasy. She'll have to take them off.
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I'll try to dab the stain off first.

Here, let me spit on a hanky....
dandan
QUOTE (Shack @ Apr 13 2007, 03:49 PM)
Here, let me spit on a hanky....
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so, that's what the kids are calling it these days...
Jessopjessopjessop
QUOTE (dandan @ Apr 13 2007, 03:58 PM)
so, that's what the kids are calling it these days...
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The sad thing is, Shack genuinely wanted to get the gravy out of her pants. He just missed his big opportunity with Myleene!
Shack
QUOTE (Jessopjessopjessop @ Apr 13 2007, 03:05 PM)
The sad thing is, Shack genuinely wanted to get the gravy out of her pants. He just missed his big opportunity with Myleene!
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I knew I should have bullyflirted with her.

Fucking gravy.
empathy-with-beast
QUOTE (Shack @ Apr 13 2007, 04:15 PM)
Fucking gravy.
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I've just discovered the product that's going to make me a millionaire.
Shack
QUOTE (empathy-with-beast @ Apr 13 2007, 03:17 PM)
I've just discovered the product that's going to make me a millionaire.
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For some reason I expected to see:

"So that's what the kids are calling it these days"

again. I'm glad it wasn't.

I want in (that can be the slogan).
Jessopjessopjessop
QUOTE (empathy-with-beast @ Apr 13 2007, 04:17 PM)
I've just discovered the product that's going to make me a millionaire.
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In combination with a wanking glove? Maybe the glove itself could excrete the gravy, like those bizarre Braun razors which ejaculated when you shaved.
empathy-with-beast
QUOTE (Shack @ Apr 13 2007, 04:18 PM)
I want in (that can be the slogan).
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You'll be the focus of the advertising campaign, like a Mr Kipling for sex jelly.


"I was having some trouble rear ending an M&S model in the woods" said Mr Shackelton...
Jessopjessopjessop
QUOTE (empathy-with-beast @ Apr 13 2007, 04:30 PM)
"I was having some trouble rear ending an M&S model in the woods" said Mr Shackelton...
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He does make exceedingly good anal sex
zeden
Looking for a new sexual buzz on the cutting edge of wanking technology? Why not try the all new Bisto Glove!

Ahhh, Bisto...
empathy-with-beast
Or...

nggGGgghhhh! UH! uh.......Bisto..
zeden
Hmmmmnnnggggaaaahhhhhhhhh BISTO!

Cue brown and white facial.
Nice.

Come to think of it, and I may be wrong here, but wasn't that how the black and white minstrels used to apply their makeup?
Shack
QUOTE (empathy-with-beast @ Apr 13 2007, 03:30 PM)
You'll be the focus of the advertising campaign, like a Mr Kipling for sex jelly.
"I was having some trouble rear ending an M&S model in the woods" said Mr Shackelton...
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I'll forgive the fact that you spelt my name wrong just so I can be King Sex Jelly.

Myleene won't know what hit her.

(in the arse)
empathy-with-beast
We can borrow from the Hovis adverts as well, with the New World Symphony playing over the sex shot in the glowing morning light...It'll be like a romanticised version of that condom advert with the old guy who used to call his reusable one Geronimo.


Or like the adverts for Brain's breweries in Wales:


Mr Shackleton's Fucking Gravy: It's Shack's you want.


We can do a tie in promotion with Mr Brain's faggots.
curtinparloe
The volvic advert with thde puppet volcano and the puppet dinosaur.

The volcano is voiced by Matt Berry, n'est-ce pas?
gulfcoast_highwayman
Please settle an argument for me.

What were the first Lynx adverts to use the makes-women-do-stupid-things line?

My mate says it was the caveman ones but I'm sure there were others before that.
Twinkle
The new Aero ads

"You've got your hunk, thats safe" smile.gif
melzilla
QUOTE (Twinkle @ Apr 18 2007, 05:32 PM)
The new Aero ads

"You've got your hunk, thats safe" smile.gif
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That guy's weird-lookin, next time you see the ad, check out his worrying left eye!!! huh.gif


I assume it's been mentioned on here already but what the hell were they thinking in those ads for "This is David Gest?", they are awful beyond description!

.....in fact, what the hell were they thinking making the program in the first place?
maian
Has anyone else seen that new Gucci perfume advert? Firstly, I'm impressed that they seem to have found one of the top 10 most effeminate men on Earth to appear in it, and all it tells me about the product is that it breaks really easily.
Wife Of Rolex
QUOTE (curtinparloe @ Apr 18 2007, 09:39 AM)
The volvic advert with thde puppet volcano and the puppet dinosaur.

The volcano is voiced by Matt Berry, n'est-ce pas?
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I knew I knew that voice. Me slow.


QUOTE (Twinkle @ Apr 18 2007, 06:32 PM)
The new Aero ads

"You've got your hunk, thats safe" smile.gif
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What about the lesbians? Aren't they allowed to enjoy balls of chocolate?



That came out so wrong.


Wife Of Rolex
Twinkle
QUOTE (melzilla @ Apr 18 2007, 05:43 PM)
That guy's weird-lookin, next time you see the ad, check out his worrying left eye!!! huh.gif


Its the line that makes me smile rather than the hunk

*prefers rough looking fellas like Clive Owen* biggrin.gif



QUOTE (Wife Of Rolex @ Apr 18 2007, 06:01 PM)
What about the lesbians? Aren't they allowed to enjoy balls of chocolate?
That came out so wrong.
Wife Of Rolex
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Twinkle
Meanwhile...

Paddy to sell pies

I hope these ads are funny a la John Smiths and don't turn out to be a poor Peter Kay imitation
gulfcoast_highwayman
QUOTE (Twinkle @ Apr 19 2007, 01:25 PM)
Meanwhile...

Paddy to sell pies

I hope these ads are funny a la John Smiths and don't turn out to be a poor Peter Kay imitation
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They're already showing them.

As piss poor as you'd imagine from an unfunny, charisma free chancer like McGuiness.

Oh, and it's fucking THURSTONS not Greggs.
Starscream`s Ghost
Funny really, you'd expect Kay to be the one selling the pies.

Unless they were scared he'd eat all of them.
NiteFall
Snickers ad! Mr T! Tank!
Drifter
QUOTE (NiteFall @ Apr 22 2007, 08:13 AM)
Snickers ad! Mr T! Tank!
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I saw that last night, fantastic advert! smile.gif
logger
Only robot loving geeks are gonna drink 2% lager, right?
curtinparloe
"Drink cider, it renders you paralysed for a good hour."
Nonus Aequilibrium
QUOTE (NiteFall @ Apr 22 2007, 08:13 AM)
Snickers ad! Mr T! Tank!
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Quit yo jibba jabba, foo'!
NiteFall
Also, is it just me, or has Mr T seemingly not aged at all since The A-team?
Dorf
QUOTE (NiteFall @ Apr 23 2007, 07:21 PM)
Also, is it just me, or has Mr T seemingly not aged at all since The A-team?
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I've seen pictures of him looking a real shadow of his former self, I think they somewhat buffed and polished him up for that advert.
GundamGuy_UK
QUOTE (NiteFall @ Apr 22 2007, 08:13 AM)
Snickers ad! Mr T! Tank!
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I saw that and immediately wanted to go out and buy loads of Snickers, despite hating peanuts.

The ad works.
sarkybarker
Tetley tea. Tetley tea. Tetley tea Tetley tea. Tetley tea. Tetley tea Tetley tea. Tetley tea Tetley tea. Tetley tea.

Some adverts are so good you don't remember what's even being promoted. No such problem with this one.
logger
There's a thing in my pocket...I'm not falling for that one again.
maian
QUOTE (NiteFall @ Apr 22 2007, 08:13 AM)
Snickers ad! Mr T! Tank!
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Everytime I watch TV now, I secretly hope that ad will come on. It's a brilliantly ludicrous idea. I just hope they don't ruin it with dull subsequent ones.

I also like how, in the current Tetley Tea ad, you can tell how posh people are by whether they insert an 'I' between Tet and Ley.
Atara
I have not seen the T advert sad.gif
empathy-with-beast
Am I alone in thinking "Ah Victoria Wood, if you were a real ASDA employee you wouldn't be laughing at having printed out all those labels because you'd know that they'd probably dock the cost of the wasted labels from your pitiful wage."
Zoe
Has anyone ever felt like a sausage when they go to the opticians?
maian
The Nike Plus ad is hilarious if you assume that everything the man says is about drugs.

I'm addicted

Crack?

I've collected footprints at dawn

Definitely crack.
empathy-with-beast
Cinema adverts seem to allow themselves an extra level of pretention, I really want to thump all the flying out of the sky people in that camera advert.
maian
Everytime I see that I never remember what it actually for until the end, at which point the sheer level of my incredulity could be measured on the Richter Scale.
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